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ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?



Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....



Peace and chocolate,

Chelle

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



OK guys, here's a little update!!

Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)



Location: highlands, scotland



Hometown: Nairn



DOB: 12 Dec 1981



Age: 24



Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......



Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy



Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?



Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........



Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....



Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.



Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.



Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!



Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.



Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.



Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......



woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

I shared your chocolate milk with you once. biggrin hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You did yes biggrin On a bus, whilst I was being fraggle-napped I believe ubblove



Can you remind me to bring the washing in before it freezes please honey? It's sunny here at the moment, but I fear if I don't keep a watchful eye on it, the weather will turn and freeze all my clothes eek





In other news, I got all covered with algae and half-freezed whilst retrieving a bucket from the depths of a rain barrel earlier. But I's thawing out nicely now smile



Tea?

hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hug Tea would be lovely thanks honey......ubblove

All my clothes is frozed today. Snow tends to do that. wink

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Anyone have any chewable morphine?

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have Jammy Dodgers... You can chew them if you like? We can pretend they're morphine flavour...


In other news, this made me giggle. Don't really know what it's about, but it made me giggle biggrin

hug

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


biggrin hug ubblove hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol They's funny.

Can you come and kidnap me now? I want to leave...hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oddly enough I was looking at train tickets to Inverness earlier. By my reckoning, the earliest I can get to you (without having to sell a kidney or re-mortgage the rabbit hutch) is Saturday... Is that too slow?


hug hug2 hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol Saturday's good....where are you going to steal me away to? ubblove

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: chellybean


where are you going to steal me away to? ubblove


Umm well it'll be a one way ticket. So I'm thinking I'll have to steal you away to somewhere nearby... erm Edinburgh? we could go see that Tink woman that keeps haranguing us, and I'm pretty sure that Sunbird chap owes us beer...

ubbangel rolleyes hug ubblove

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Or i could steal you away to Pompey to see Miss Pigeon of Wigeon rolleyes

Meh


awakenSILVER Member
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oooh! Can I come as your carry-on luggage?

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Yay!! Can we attach handles to you? And possibly use you to maim small children? hug wink

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Honey, somebody just tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned round there was no one there!!

biggrin


In other news, I's found you some fairies; there's a blue one, a red one and a grey one... I think they's pretty - in a weird way at least smile

How's your wibbly head treating you, by the way? biggrin ubbangel

hug ubblove hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ooh - they is pretty.... ubblove Thanking you Mr!

ubblol My wibbly head is doing just fine thanks. Giving me some interesting wibbles at least.... winkubbangel

Does you have ghosties in your house?

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't think so... Unless ghosts are like tubby people that are, seemingly, allergic to washing up/tidying/remembering that there is a bin in the kitchen? I have 2 of those...

confused

hug hug2 hug

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey honey, how's you today? Killed anything expensive yet? hug

As promised here's a link to Mr Banksy's site smile Y'know something tells me he's not taking the Sotheby thing too seriously wink

Can we take Bugis to see this please?

hug ubblove hug2

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Yes!!! biggrin We can take him to see it when you comes up to see The Levellers if you want....... ubblove hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
That's a good plan honey biggrin hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Speaking of plans - did you get the goblin trap designed yet? ubbrollsmile

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Hi!!!

hug

Bye!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
She's getting weirder... wink

Umm i has a design yes my sweet, but I has yet to implement it. I've mostly been working on that secret project that I keep telling you all about - thus rendering it the worst kept secret since Hitler lined his tanks on the Polish border - but I'll get to making it eventually I'm sure. I hasn't forgotted smile

hug ubblove hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol You's right, Hitler was no good at keeping secrets either.

Although, hopefully the similarity ends there...rolleyes

ubblove hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well we're both painters, both have lieutenants (although his were more loyal/less prone to forgetting their responsibilities) and both endured military service in the trenches of World War I... Ok maybe that last one isn't true for me. But I felt I needed an and
rolleyes

I keeps some secrets biggrin You didn't know anything about the one that ended up on your windowsill.

So tongue and don't you forget it!!

smile

In other news, I thought you might like this story a bit, And to help you pass your time/while away those cold winter evenings I thought you could practice your cross stitch (that should keep you busy for the next 10 years wink)

And to hone your reaction times - Dart some sheep biggrin

As far as rescue attempts go this is one of the most avant garde | think...

hug hug2 ubblove

Meh


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
frown Chelly...He called me wierd...and all I was doing was dropping by to say 'Hi'! He's just MEAN!!!

*leaves in a huff*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
It wasn't the dropping in. It was the buggering off sharpish that was the problem. Dropping in would generally entail more stopping, having tea, sitting on the sofa, discussing things, eating cookies, relaxing and being sociable.

Whereas buggering off, quite frankly, doesn't.

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Aww, no fs!! Don't pay any attention to the fraggle. He calls me a loony all the time......would you like some tea? hug hug

Cantus - spank Stop being rude to our guests Mr! Jeepers. I always has to be the good one.....rolleyes What rescue attempt honey? I can't see it.....or am I just confused again? confused

ubblol I already has that sheep game on my computer at work....it keeps me entertained for hours! ubblove hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I only camed online cause you said you wanted rescuing.... I could go back to making stuff if you like... You win either way I reckon wink

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
No, no, no!! You've scared everyone away now - the least you can do is stay and keep me company. Tee hee! Aren't they cute..?

ubblol hug ubblove

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have not scared everyone away. That Spirit woman wasn't even stopping anyway.

biggrin Wishy certainly has snappy titles on his photos doesn't he? wink

hug

It's snowing really hard here and I's freezing. Can I come snuggle/keep warm with you now please?

Meh


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