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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
The rules:



Just do the paste thing (ctrl-v or whatever it is on your non-Windows keyboard).



But please don't try and make up anything funny just to be able to copy-paste it! Or come here every time you paste something... just do it kind of, like, as spontaneously as possible given that I've just told you to ubblol Works best if you don't actually know what you last copied wink



Oh, and if it's contact details or credit card numbers resist the temptation tongue





mine is:



thrown across water / sometimes i can cry for miles

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


ickleMattenthusiast
242 posts
Location: L.O.N.D.O.N.


Posted:
bitte erklären Sie mir mehr Ihrer sexuellen Geschichten. ich möchte ihn allen erfahren! zeigen Sie mir, was Sie den Juden zeigen! du hast mein herz! zeigen sie mir deine und ich wird zeigen meine! wir haben toll sex wann du kommst zuruck! große liebe mein schatze!



- not sure what it is; I'm in an internet cafe.

Can some one translate as I see the word sex there!

NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
weirdly for once there is nothing in my paste button! eek could be that the last thing to be copied was an extremely huge image and it just won't paste...

ubblol at icklematts though, my german ain't that hot, but it's something like...

"please tell me more about your sexual history/stories(?). I want all your experiences!(?) show me what you showed the jews(?)! you have my hear! show me yours and i will show you mine! we will have great sex when you come back! lots of love, my treasure!"

But maybe someone with better german can confirm that ubblol

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
lmao... it's very bad German, too, I'll translate in the appropriate style!!

Please explain me more of your sexual stories. I want him all hear. Show me what you show the Jews. You have my heart! Show me your and I going to show mine. We have great sex when you coming back! Big love my darling!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
My German's a bit rusty but it sounds a bit personal to me! Something about you have my heart and big love, and some thing I'm not sure should be on a PG board!

my paste: (with a slight edit to protect the innocent)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * DW-Locations Data Warehouse Extract: Locations
* * Author: Marc Woolfson, 21/03/2005
* * Amendments: 12/04/2005
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

[&Assign TF01=0]
[&OutputTo Name="warehouse",File="DataWarehousing;DTWarehouse;SQL Server;FTVISSQL",Type="ODBC",Access="Append",WAREHOUSE="YES"]
[&ForEach LOCN,noincludeall]
[&Assign TF01=EN56:text:replace(",",""):replace(".00","")]
[&Output Name="warehouse",WAREHOUSE="YES",Table="dbo.Locations",Access="Update",
TF01{Name="LocationID",Type="char",Length=100,Unique=yes,Primary=yes,Index=yes},
LOC01{Name="Location",Type="char",Length=20}]
[&EndFor]

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
must brush up on my German so i can translate quicker... wink

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
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VESSEL NYK APOLLO 15-07-2006
oooh looks like the spread sheet I had to forward to customs ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke. You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

65%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

45%

The Student Dyke

40%

The Granola Dyke

35%

The Femme Fatale

35%

The Hipster Dyke

25%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme

25%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme

25%

The Bohemian Dyke

20%

The Stud

10%

The Surprise! Dyke

10%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

5%

The Little-Boy Dyke

0%

What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
created with QuizFarm.com




It's the HTML from the "What kind of dyke are you?" test...
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1152803853)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
And what kind of Dyke are YOU mike? ubblol

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm a pretty-boi dyke, Madam Maus.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
I could've guessed that i think! ubblol

Ooh....madam maus! redfacethink i could get used to that! ubblol

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hah, you could "pimp" all the girls in the wrestling league! Madame Maus and her Fantastic Firespinning Fraeuleins! ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
https://www.oppresswomen.com/images/8-07-06/pic01.jpg

was showing smeone what it looked like when i did fire whipe on someones shoulders and they did poi.

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom


Posted:
asta with Spinach and Mascarpone
by Jamie Oliver

250 g tagliatelle
200 g spinach, rinsed, dried and cut into fine shreds (depending on your patience)
2 cloves of garlic, finely sliced
1/2 nutmeg, grated
olive oil
knob of butter
salt, pepper
150 g mascarpone
100 ml cream (I used full-fat, I'm sure something less would work too.)
2 handfuls of grated parmesan

Cook the pasta in your normal way. Meanwhile, get a large pan and melt the butter and oil. Add the garlic and nutmeg, and when it's warm, add the spinach. Let it wilt for 3-4 minutes. Season it with salt and pepper. Add the mascarpone and the cream, and a little bit of pasta water. Season again, if necessary.

When the pasta is done, drain it and RESERVE SOME WATER. That's important. You need it. Add the pasta to the sauce, mix well, and add the parmesan. Mix again, and loosen it with several glugs of pasta water, added gradually. You want a soft, silky sauce, not a thick mess. Serve immediately - this can not wait.

Well it seems this is what i made for dinner today! cant work out why the 'p' is missing though it printed out with a 'p'. shrug

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by:

I dreamed I was in bed, and that my roommate came in just to cuddle. In the dream I freaked out because it was so not natural or what I was interested in. And I woke up later not quite sure of what happened, but fairly reassured because I remembered then becoming queen of water in an elemental castle formed of the 4 elements and the earth king looked like the rook in battle chess



A dream sent to me by a friend.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
in my pants
ubblol ubblol ubblol i love that thread!!! was just adding to it.

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom



Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm back home after staying with Roarfire....and there is nothing at all in my paste button! wheee!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=4564




looks like my weekend's gonna be fun then!!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Your house - Alanis Morrisette



I went to your house

Walked up the stairs

Opened your door without ringing the bell

Walked down the hall

Into your room where I could smell you

And I shouldn't be here

Without permission

Shouldn't be here...



Would you forgive me love if I dance in your shower?

Would you forgive me love if I laid in your bed?

Would you forgive me love if I stay all afternoon?



I took off my clothes

Put on your robe

Went through your drawers

And I found your cologne

Went down do the den

Found your CD’s

And I played your Joni



And I shouldn't stay long

You might be home soon

Shouldn't stay long...



Would you forgive me love if I danced in your shower

Would you forgive me love if I laid in your bed?

Would you forgive me love if I stay all afternoon?



I burned your incense

I ran a bath

I noticed a letter that sat on your desk

It said:

"Hello love.

I love you so, love.

Meet me at midnight."

And no, it wasn't my writing

I'd better go soon

It wasn't my writing



So forgive me love if I cry in your shower

So forgive me love for the salt in your bed

So forgive me love if I cry all afternoon

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
mattius says:
was thinking we could get out a film
mattius says:
or I could bring one over to whiskerphers

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom



hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
https://www.jugglingdb.com/jugglewiki/

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcS_t4a22g

:o shameless plug, apparently...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
https://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...s%3Den%26sa%3DN

hmm... i was showing my cousin what my car looks like

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


dani_babybooSILVER Member
addict
667 posts
Location: Cannock, staffordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have nothing on mine haha serious i have not copied anything since switching laptop on

enticed, entrapped, entombed.
intoxicated, impaled, ingested.
bewitched, beaten, broken.
enter the love realm...
insert ur token

o jej, ale bym ci wylizal ten pepek

stepped up promotions


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
*evil*



hahaha *is evil* mwahahahahaha! angel

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
[url=: https://www.ci.nyc.ny.us/html/hhc/html/facilities/harlem.shtml
]: https://www.ci.nyc.ny.us/html/hhc/html/facilities/harlem.shtml
[/url]

A friend was asking for an urgent care center.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Twisthem488member
187 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wtzRJp9fIiY

sending the link to a friend

Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
The Japanese are odd people, indeed.

 Written by:

https://www.aap.org/breastfeeding/Resfaculty.cfm



Link I was sent re: breastfeeding.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/playpoi/99927888/in/set-72057594064648586/

posting a link to a nice example of poi antispin on cj.org ubbrollsmile


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


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