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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
twoday i am one.
I turned one when i was sleeping my mum sez.
mummy and daddy gave me a moozick table and a tonka truck and a dumpster that makes moozick and a mickey mouse pootah game and a tiger tourch like my auntie pixies one that goes *growwwwl*
mum sez that today i am allowed my first taste of chocolate.
i wonder what thats like?
dad sez that my party is on saturday. i am having a party? do i need to make a salad like my mum does when she has a bbq party?
I like pirates, and mum sez there are pirates coming to my party. she sez she wishes that captian jack sparrow would come to my party. she says then SHE woould party.
yay its my birthday
twoday i am one.
I turned one when i was sleeping my mum sez.
mummy and daddy gave me a moozick table and a tonka truck and a dumpster that makes moozick and a mickey mouse pootah game and a tiger tourch like my auntie pixies one that goes *growwwwl*
mum sez that today i am allowed my first taste of chocolate.
i wonder what thats like?
dad sez that my party is on saturday. i am having a party? do i need to make a salad like my mum does when she has a bbq party?
I like pirates, and mum sez there are pirates coming to my party. she sez she wishes that captian jack sparrow would come to my party. she says then SHE woould party.
yay its my birthday
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
happy birthday taj!!! 
im sure you will like the chocolate!
happy birthday taj!!! im sure you will like the chocolate!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Wow one today huh! Thats a pretty big deal you know. You have to tell your mummy that me and Gitey are doin our best to get mister Jack Sparrow to your party on Saturday ok!!! Have a good day, i think you'll like your chocolate kiddo its reeeeeaaaaalllllllly yummy! 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Wow one today huh! Thats a pretty big deal you know. You have to tell your mummy that me and Gitey are doin our best to get mister Jack Sparrow to your party on Saturday ok!!! Have a good day, i think you'll like your chocolate kiddo its reeeeeaaaaalllllllly yummy! :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!! 
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.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
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Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
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Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
*teehee* i just posted in mr tajee's intro thread, but i'll happily say it again!!
happity berfday mr taj!!
have a most splendiferous day!! enjoy that chocolate!!! 
see you saturday!!
*teehee* i just posted in mr tajee's intro thread, but i'll happily say it again!!
happity berfday mr taj!!
have a most splendiferous day!! enjoy that chocolate!!! see you saturday!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
fank yoo for my birfday wishes lovely people.my mummy is letting me play with her name today on the pootah. she sez im too young to have my own yet.
I cant wait for my birfday party...
maybe geeta you and your lovely paul could bring my mummy captian jack sparrow for HER birthday?
fank yoo for my birfday wishes lovely people.my mummy is letting me play with her name today on the pootah. she sez im too young to have my own yet.
I cant wait for my birfday party...
maybe geeta you and your lovely paul could bring my mummy captian jack sparrow for HER birthday?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
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Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
Happy Birthday Tajeebum!!!
I just posted a whole lot of pirate party goodies to your intro thread
.... but I forgot one thing...
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...a spunky pirate for your mum!
(your daddy is going to kill me
)
EDITED_BY: .:* Moon Pixie *:. (1152578353)
Happy Birthday Tajeebum!!!
I just posted a whole lot of pirate party goodies to your intro thread
.... but I forgot one thing...
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...a spunky pirate for your mum!
(your daddy is going to kill me
) EDITED_BY: .:* Moon Pixie *:. (1152578353)
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*tee hee*
PWAOOOOOORRRR! Nice work pixie! what a lovely gift!!
and I dont reckon arsn or Taj need to know who the nice man is that I shall be now keeping in the closet!
*tee hee*
PWAOOOOOORRRR! Nice work pixie! what a lovely gift!!
and I dont reckon arsn or Taj need to know who the nice man is that I shall be now keeping in the closet!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
happy birthday taj...!!!
I just remembered I've still been too slack to pick up my lil drum... so have a BIG BIRTHDAY BASH on me... I'm sure mummy'll LOVE it...!!
happy birthday taj...!!!
I just remembered I've still been too slack to pick up my lil drum... so have a BIG BIRTHDAY BASH on me... I'm sure mummy'll LOVE it...!!
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Happy Birthday Taj!
I have a birthday song for you! (that I wasn't randomly singing on the train today
) Maybe you know it, but I think it's cute!
Little Peter Rabbit’s had a fly upon his nose
Little Peter Rabbit’s had a fly upon his nose
Little Peter Rabbit’s had a fly upon his nose
and he flipped it and he flopped it
and the fly flew away
And you can make the movements to flip it and flop it!
Little Peter Rabbit had a prickle in his toe
Little Peter Rabbit had a prickle in his toe
Little Peter Rabbit had a prickle in his toe
So he pulled it and he pulled it and it came right out!
And you can pretend to pull the prickle out!
Rougie
Happy Birthday Taj!
I have a birthday song for you! (that I wasn't randomly singing on the train today
) Maybe you know it, but I think it's cute!Little Peter Rabbit’s had a fly upon his nose
Little Peter Rabbit’s had a fly upon his nose
Little Peter Rabbit’s had a fly upon his nose
and he flipped it and he flopped it
and the fly flew away
And you can make the movements to flip it and flop it!
Little Peter Rabbit had a prickle in his toe
Little Peter Rabbit had a prickle in his toe
Little Peter Rabbit had a prickle in his toe
So he pulled it and he pulled it and it came right out!
And you can pretend to pull the prickle out!
Rougie
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Happy Birthday little Taj.
Happy Birthday little Taj.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
happy birthday beautiful little man! I love you oodles!!!
xoxoxox
happy birthday beautiful little man! I love you oodles!!!
xoxoxox
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
And I bet he's walking about now? I want piccies!!!
And I bet he's walking about now? I want piccies!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Happy birthday mr Taj!
WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Happy birthday mr Taj!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
I made you a cake little one!
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I dont know how I am going to get it to you tho... was most fun to make!
Hope you have had a most wonderful day, and that you enjoy your moosical presents, they sound like lots of fun!
I made you a cake little one!
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I dont know how I am going to get it to you tho... was most fun to make!
Hope you have had a most wonderful day, and that you enjoy your moosical presents, they sound like lots of fun!
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hes one already?!
My my how time flies!
Happy birthday munchkin, may all your birthday wishes come true
Hes one already?!
My my how time flies!
Happy birthday munchkin, may all your birthday wishes come true
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comfortably numb
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Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Happy birthday gorgeous lil Taj!
Happy birthday gorgeous lil Taj!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Happy Birthday Little one!
You're already lucky in having cool parents so don't need to wish you anything! (Your father's quite hot...)
That pic of 'Taj & Arsn's First Hold' still makes me melt...
Can imagine one of two scenarios - Taj wondering what 'Parental Locks' mean or clicking on 'History' to find lots of pics of his favourite food source
Happy Birthday Little one!
You're already lucky in having cool parents so don't need to wish you anything! (Your father's quite hot...)
That pic of 'Taj & Arsn's First Hold' still makes me melt...
Can imagine one of two scenarios - Taj wondering what 'Parental Locks' mean or clicking on 'History' to find lots of pics of his favourite food source
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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moo..
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Location: melbourne, australia
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
Posted:
happy birfday taj! I haven't met you but I met your mummy and daddy. Did you know you and your dad were at the top of the page today?tis true...and on your birthday..pretty good timing I think!
happy birfday taj! I haven't met you but I met your mummy and daddy. Did you know you and your dad were at the top of the page today?tis true...and on your birthday..pretty good timing I think!
hug me!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Hippee happy birfday to ickle Tajness.
Hippee happy birfday to ickle Tajness.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
have fur, will huggle
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Location: table in front of the pc.
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Location: table in front of the pc.
Posted:
Hello Mr Taj. Happy birfday I'd come to your pirate party and wear my pirate costume and I'd bring my pirate ship too. But I think Nostralia is a really, really long way away from here. One time i walked all the way to the end of the garden to look for it but it wasn't there. So i think it must be even furtherer away than that
My daddy has been building me a big massive fort in the garden lately. He says that it is something that he needs for the garden (i can't remember the name of it) but I know it is a fort And I have been sailing my pirate ship round it and firing my cannons.
Hope you have lots of your fun at your party. Don't forget to show people your feet whenever you get the chance. Feet are very important.
Lots of love and hugs
Cousin Bugis
Hello Mr Taj. Happy birfday
I'd come to your pirate party and wear my pirate costume and I'd bring my pirate ship too. But I think Nostralia is a really, really long way away from here. One time i walked all the way to the end of the garden to look for it but it wasn't there. So i think it must be even furtherer away than that My daddy has been building me a big massive fort in the garden lately. He says that it is something that he needs for the garden (i can't remember the name of it) but I know it is a fort
And I have been sailing my pirate ship round it and firing my cannons. Hope you have lots of your fun at your party. Don't forget to show people your feet whenever you get the chance. Feet are very important.
Lots of love and hugs
Cousin Bugis
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
wowzers! This chocolate stuff is great. i had birfday cake last night. then dadee had to bath me. i got it in my hair and in my nose. but it tasted good.
i got so many presents and lots of fun cars.mummy sez there are pictures coming for you doc lightning. im not walking yet but i tried my best yesterday. i fell on my butt... it wont be long until mummy has to run around after me.
cousin bugis. i think australia is around the courner from u. thats what your cousing pierre said. and he has travelled loads with me in the car ya know. he is a worldy munkee just like you.
i wish you and your dadee could come to my pirate party.i will show you my feet if you come! by the way my mum sez maybe your dadee is building a garden shed.although why a garden needs a shed i will never know. i have never seen mummys garden in the shed. but i do know gardens can run. mummy sez her garden is running wild.
neon my dadee isnt hot. he had to put a jumper on before. so maybe hes feeling a bit cold? when im cold my mum puts socks on my feet.
arnwyn that is the coolest cake ever! and now I know how to eat cake i will make a good effort at eating that! what time are you coming around? i will stay up from my nap to meet you at the door.
i love all you guyz. thank yoo for my birfday wishes.
wowzers! This chocolate stuff is great. i had birfday cake last night. then dadee had to bath me. i got it in my hair and in my nose. but it tasted good.
i got so many presents and lots of fun cars.mummy sez there are pictures coming for you doc lightning. im not walking yet but i tried my best yesterday. i fell on my butt... it wont be long until mummy has to run around after me.
cousin bugis. i think australia is around the courner from u. thats what your cousing pierre said. and he has travelled loads with me in the car ya know. he is a worldy munkee just like you.
i wish you and your dadee could come to my pirate party.i will show you my feet if you come! by the way my mum sez maybe your dadee is building a garden shed.although why a garden needs a shed i will never know. i have never seen mummys garden in the shed. but i do know gardens can run. mummy sez her garden is running wild.
neon my dadee isnt hot. he had to put a jumper on before. so maybe hes feeling a bit cold? when im cold my mum puts socks on my feet.
arnwyn that is the coolest cake ever! and now I know how to eat cake i will make a good effort at eating that! what time are you coming around? i will stay up from my nap to meet you at the door.
i love all you guyz.
thank yoo for my birfday wishes. TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
Yes, and yes.
Happy Birthday! Can't belive you're one already, mein gott! Time is moving so quickly, and I have several friends expecting now too. Crazy crazy world... be good to mommy, and I second the wish for pictures!
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
(Your father's quite hot...)
That pic of 'Taj & Arsn's First Hold' still makes me melt...
Yes, and yes.
Happy Birthday! Can't belive you're one already, mein gott! Time is moving so quickly, and I have several friends expecting now too. Crazy crazy world... be good to mommy, and I second the wish for pictures!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Blimey Bugis was up way past his bedtime writing that post. I shall be having serious words with that you ng monkey...
The thing I am building in the garden is a whatjamacallit. It currently serves no earthly purpose, except making me look like i'm doing something useful. And as such makes a mighty good fort for young monkeys and their friends to play in, round and upon.
Every garden should have one. Book early to avoid disapointment....
Blimey Bugis was up way past his bedtime writing that post. I shall be having serious words with that you ng monkey...
The thing I am building in the garden is a whatjamacallit. It currently serves no earthly purpose, except making me look like i'm doing something useful. And as such makes a mighty good fort for young monkeys and their friends to play in, round and upon.
Every garden should have one. Book early to avoid disapointment....
Meh
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Lambretta Fanatic
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Location: United Kingdom
Lambretta Fanatic
4,999 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
happy 1st birthday
hope dad got you a big bag of toys to play with, he needs to be setting an example to the other daddies here!
be kewl taj
uncle pk
happy 1st birthday
hope dad got you a big bag of toys to play with, he needs to be setting an example to the other daddies here!
be kewl tajuncle pk
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Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
Wow Little taj (im a bit lost for words)
Wow Little taj (im a bit lost for words)
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
here are everyone!
I have posted pictures of Tajs first birthday... and the cakey goodness that was to be had. More piccys of his pirate and pixie party to come after the fact
taj piccys
here are everyone!
I have posted pictures of Tajs first birthday... and the cakey goodness that was to be had.
More piccys of his pirate and pixie party to come after the fact taj piccys
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
birthday party piccys!
geets gallery!
Pirates everywhere *oooooooohhhhhhh arrrrrrrrrhhhhh*
was so much fun...Thanks for everything my wonderful friends!
birthday party piccys!
geets gallery!
Pirates everywhere *oooooooohhhhhhh arrrrrrrrrhhhhh*
was so much fun...Thanks for everything my wonderful friends!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Happiest 1st Birthday little Taj!
Sorry I missed your birthday..
Heard it was spectacular.. You even had Jack Sparrow ~!
Hope to catch up with you realll soon okie?
Happiest 1st Birthday little Taj!
Sorry I missed your birthday..
Heard it was spectacular.. You even had Jack Sparrow ~!Hope to catch up with you realll soon okie?
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
heee awesome pix gixie!
heee awesome pix gixie!
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Aw!
I wish I could have been there!
*YYYAAAAAARRRRRR*
Aw!
I wish I could have been there!
*YYYAAAAAARRRRRR*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
there's one group shot in my gallery too
... good for a giggle
ooOOoohhHHHaaAAAAARRRrrrRRrrRhhhHHHHh
there's one group shot in my gallery too
... good for a giggle
ooOOoohhHHHaaAAAAARRRrrrRRrrRhhhHHHHh *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*