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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I dont know how many times I have to tell you...I DONT HAVE A WILLY!!!
I dont know how many times I have to tell you...I DONT HAVE A WILLY!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
that doesnt mean you wouldnt fill your knickers with cream....
that doesnt mean you wouldnt fill your knickers with cream....
back
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*remains silent*
Oh BabY Lee. Kerry is going to call you today to sort that sugar out apparently. She was calling and texting me last night while I was trying to sleep so I told her to p**s off this morning and to deal with you.
X
*remains silent*
Oh BabY Lee. Kerry is going to call you today to sort that sugar out apparently. She was calling and texting me last night while I was trying to sleep so I told her to p**s off this morning and to deal with you.
X
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok babe
Will be good to hear what she says, stupid b**ch.
Kyrs and Laura are down in Brighton today and wanted to know if we wanted to go for drinks. I said no.
I had a really nice evening with my sister and made my first soup! Leek, potatoes and garlic, it was yummy! I will make a nice big batch for us next week for lunch
Met Hayden for an hour after work as he wanted me to meet one of his friends who he hadn't seen in 2 years which was really sweet
Definitely not going to see him tonight though 
I want you guys to meet properly so one day next week I'm going to cook for you, me, Hayden and my sister. I might do it around Hayden tho so we can sit at a table and have a proper big boys dinner
Luvs you
Ok babe
Will be good to hear what she says, stupid b**ch. Kyrs and Laura are down in Brighton today and wanted to know if we wanted to go for drinks. I said no.
I had a really nice evening with my sister and made my first soup! Leek, potatoes and garlic, it was yummy! I will make a nice big batch for us next week for lunch
Met Hayden for an hour after work as he wanted me to meet one of his friends who he hadn't seen in 2 years which was really sweet
Definitely not going to see him tonight though I want you guys to meet properly so one day next week I'm going to cook for you, me, Hayden and my sister. I might do it around Hayden tho so we can sit at a table and have a proper big boys dinner
Luvs you
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
ok....or if it's a nice day you could have it in the garden, I've got the picnic table remember. X
ok....or if it's a nice day you could have it in the garden, I've got the picnic table remember. X
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
! week til we arrive.... chaos cometh
Lee see if you can find a person who wants a lift from southampton to PLAY... if you find them yoou can't complain about being sat next to them on the 10000000000000 hour drive through birmingham...
oh.. and bring pizza like blu did... oh and lollies like blu did...
but you can speak like blu didn't
she was sooo shy ahhh i remember so well.
! week til we arrive.... chaos cometh
Lee see if you can find a person who wants a lift from southampton to PLAY... if you find them yoou can't complain about being sat next to them on the 10000000000000 hour drive through birmingham...
oh.. and bring pizza like blu did... oh and lollies like blu did...
but you can speak like blu didn't
she was sooo shy ahhh i remember so well.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
*bounces in*
lee.................... i hope blu's car's going to be healthy so you can come to SF 
*bounces in*
lee.................... i hope blu's car's going to be healthy so you can come to SF SILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
I just found this in the gallery and thought of you:
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/display.php?image=/500/23273lol3.gif
Flush!
EDITED_BY: steaks (1148083245)
I just found this in the gallery and thought of you:
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/display.php?image=/500/23273lol3.gif
Flush!
EDITED_BY: steaks (1148083245)
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
flush!
morning mr .. not long till im down there causing havoc see you soon
flush!
morning mr .. not long till im down there causing havoc
see you soon back
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
YAAAAAAAAY Sam...and your cummin on Friday with the cool kids (mynci and LMSP)!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
YAAAAAAAAY Sam...and your cummin on Friday with the cool kids (mynci and LMSP)!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
*sulks for obvious reasons* hmph
*sulks for obvious reasons* hmph
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
SNICKERS!
SNICKERS!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
mmmm snickers...
hey mr lee
mmmm snickers...
hey mr lee
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey guys looking forward to seeing some of you over the weekend Wish more of you were coming especially Tink but I'm sure its going to be a fan-fanny-tastic weekend!
Hey guys
looking forward to seeing some of you over the weekend Wish more of you were coming especially Tink but I'm sure its going to be a fan-fanny-tastic weekend! Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Morning sunshine!!!!
*sigh*
I am defenitly head-over-heels for this boy
Morning sunshine!!!!
*sigh*
I am defenitly head-over-heels for this boy
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
SUNSHINE!!!!
Hello where have you been the last couple of months
I lost my bloody card Saturday night and spent £70 over the weekend, oppps! I had such a great time though so it's all good and I get paid soon!!!
SUNSHINE!!!!
Hello where have you been the last couple of months
I lost my bloody card Saturday night and spent £70 over the weekend, oppps! I had such a great time though so it's all good and I get paid soon!!!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
t'will rock damn hard
t'will rock damn hard
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
This it will I've checked out the weather and it looks like we're not going to have loads of sunshine, but the rain should hold off Sunday looks like its going to be the nicest day so maybe if your all good little kids we will take you to the pier
This it will
I've checked out the weather and it looks like we're not going to have loads of sunshine, but the rain should hold off Sunday looks like its going to be the nicest day so maybe if your all good little kids we will take you to the pier Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
woo hoo this weekend is going to rock
woo hoo
this weekend is going to rock back
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Please take us to the pier
sorry in silly mood.
as long as I can play and marie can have a play whilst I look out for Dom.
Please take us to the pier
sorry in silly mood.
as long as I can play
and marie can have a play whilst I look out for Dom. A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
You don't have to appologize buddy
We can all play and take turns in looking after Dom and of course Dom can play as well
This weekend is going to be ace!
You don't have to appologize buddy
We can all play and take turns in looking after Dom
and of course Dom can play as well This weekend is going to be ace!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
CAN i Play on ur drum lee!
Please?
I loved looking after dom. He was sooo much fun
CAN i Play on ur drum lee!
Please?
I loved looking after dom. He was sooo much fun
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
DOUG!!! you down? woooooo
DOUG!!! you down? woooooo
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
My drum, My drum!! They have nearly the exact same drum in a shop down here. Not to sure how much it is tho, but of course you can
What day/time are you coming down buddy?
My drum, My drum!! They have nearly the exact same drum in a shop down here. Not to sure how much it is tho, but of course you can
What day/time are you coming down buddy?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
bet it costs more than yours Lee
I'm soooo nice
bet it costs more than yours Lee
I'm soooo nice
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yes, yes you are
Yes, yes you are
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
playing what more could you want for a weekend then playing around with friends 
playing what more could you want for a weekend then playing around with friends back
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
A fag and a finger.....
A cigarette and a chocolate finger of course
A fag and a finger.....
A cigarette and a chocolate finger of course
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
you mean your friends are worth less to you than a cigarette and a biscuit fine then.....
you mean your friends are worth less to you than a cigarette and a biscuit
fine then..... back
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
don't be silly its just me being stupid and "trying" to be funny. If it was a cigarette, a biscuit and a pink pony then that of course would be a different story.....
don't be silly its just me being stupid and "trying" to be funny. If it was a cigarette, a biscuit and a pink pony then that of course would be a different story..... Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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