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RUBBISH!!
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
Blu, if I didn't know better I would say you want Lee to stay in Spain
Blu, if I didn't know better I would say you want Lee to stay in Spain
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
poor blu
poor blu
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*sigh*
*sigh*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Honey I’m home....oh I forgot I'm not married. What am I talking about of course I am. Wife I'm home 
Had a fantastic time in Spain the road trip was awesome and the weather was beautiful. Didn't get off to a great start when we missed are flights and crashed the car within the first couple of hours, but this is me we talking about
Hope everyone had a great couple of weeks while I was gone too everyone
SAUSAGE!!!!!
HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Honey I’m home....oh I forgot I'm not married. What am I talking about of course I am. Wife I'm home
Had a fantastic time in Spain the road trip was awesome and the weather was beautiful. Didn't get off to a great start when we missed are flights and crashed the car within the first couple of hours, but this is me we talking about
Hope everyone had a great couple of weeks while I was gone
too everyoneSAUSAGE!!!!!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
BABY LEE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BABY LEE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Posted:
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The evil overlord has returned. Ain't been as nasty erm...... the same without you
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The evil overlord has returned. Ain't been as nasty erm...... the same without you
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
lee it could have been worse.. you could have missed your car and crashed the plane
lee it could have been worse.. you could have missed your car and crashed the plane
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Posted:
Funny...... he doesn't look like a terrorist!
Funny...... he doesn't look like a terrorist!
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm not so sure....he's got criminal bone structure... and now a tan to top it off!!
I'm not so sure....he's got criminal bone structure... and now a tan to top it off!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
the real test is always - would you trust him to sell you anything?
the real test is always - would you trust him to sell you anything?
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Posted:
like drugs?
like drugs?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
yes i li... oh
um i wouldnt trust lee to sell me the time of day 
yes i li... oh
um i wouldnt trust lee to sell me the time of day
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Posted:
I wouldn't trust ANYONE who would TRY to sell me summat I could get for free from my watch
I wouldn't trust ANYONE who would TRY to sell me summat I could get for free from my watch
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
my point exactly
my point exactly
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I probably wouldn’t trust me either, I feel like rubbish today. Me and Lois got a bit twated last night...oh and my boss had ago at me for bunking off for the Falmouth weekend. The office biddy body grassed me up when I was on holiday, what a bitch. I would like to give her a good slap and not in a good way
I probably wouldn’t trust me either, I feel like rubbish today. Me and Lois got a bit twated last night...oh and my boss had ago at me for bunking off for the Falmouth weekend. The office biddy body grassed me up when I was on holiday, what a bitch. I would like to give her a good slap and not in a good way
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Aaah, so you made it into work did you sunshine. I was a half hour late, not that it matters, my boss is still no where to be seen and he was due in over an hour ago...
Aaah, so you made it into work did you sunshine. I was a half hour late, not that it matters, my boss is still no where to be seen and he was due in over an hour ago...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeah made it but I was half an hour late myself. Ok bored now, I hate being stuck in a cramy office all day
I seriously need to think about what I want to do career wise. I feel sad today or is that just the come down? Got to meet my sister later and be strong for her. I want a hug and a back scratch Luvs you baby girl
Yeah made it but I was half an hour late myself. Ok bored now, I hate being stuck in a cramy office all day
I seriously need to think about what I want to do career wise. I feel sad today or is that just the come down? Got to meet my sister later and be strong for her. I want a hug and a back scratch Luvs you baby girl Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Awww babe. It's the comedown and the fact that you just got back from hols. I was very snappy with Mark this morning...I feel really bad... *sigh* Maybe last night wasnt the best idea...
Awww babe.
It's the comedown and the fact that you just got back from hols. I was very snappy with Mark this morning...I feel really bad... *sigh* Maybe last night wasnt the best idea... "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
NO I had fun and we shared a couple of moments. I'm just on a holiday comedown and your well female
NO I had fun and we shared a couple of moments. I'm just on a holiday comedown and your well female
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Posted:
Awwz for you both
Aww
z for you both SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Aww thanks honey I was going to phone you and Lee last night
Aww thanks honey
I was going to phone you and Lee last night Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Posted:
I was keeping the vodka company last night and now i is hungover
I was keeping the vodka company last night and now i is hungover
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
bad luck with the office snitch
it really sucks when people smeg around like that
bad luck with the office snitchit really sucks when people smeg around like that
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I denied, denied and denied again pleading with my boss that I was really sick. She believed me so it’s all good. A small victory on my behalf
I denied, denied and denied again pleading with my boss that I was really sick. She believed me so it’s all good. A small victory on my behalf
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
loving you, loving your work!!
loving you, loving your work!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Babe look at these:
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=1&pageID=1
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=12&pageID=1
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=70
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=35&pageID=1
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=72
You will cream yourself
Babe look at these:
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=1&pageID=1
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=12&pageID=1
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=70
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=35&pageID=1
https://www.pimpmysnack.com/project.php?projectID=72
You will cream yourself
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Are you shure I should look at them at work then? My boss may get the wrong idea
Are you shure I should look at them at work then? My boss may get the wrong idea
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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