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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Just found out that Sue a woman I work with has died in a diving accident in Egypt. She was a lovely woman who always smiled and was always extremely nice to me. Makes you realise the important things in life. Big hug to all, look after your self’s
Just found out that Sue a woman I work with has died in a diving accident in Egypt. She was a lovely woman who always smiled and was always extremely nice to me. Makes you realise the important things in life. Big hug to all, look after your self’s
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Aww hunny
I had similar revelations when Dom was in hospital having his op. (you have seen the scar) Bad things happening to other people make you appreciate what you have all the more.
Aww hunny
I had similar revelations when Dom was in hospital having his op. (you have seen the scar) Bad things happening to other people make you appreciate what you have all the more.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
awww babe Ill cheer you up tonight
awww babe
Ill cheer you up tonight "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thanks guys I didn't know her that well but its a strange feeling to know that your never see that person again. My heart goes out to her daughter, she was younger then us.
Yeah we will have a great night. How is the lovely LMSSP? More then good I hope. We've missed you and your randomness!
Thanks guys
I didn't know her that well but its a strange feeling to know that your never see that person again. My heart goes out to her daughter, she was younger then us.Yeah we will have a great night. How is the lovely LMSSP? More then good I hope. We've missed you and your randomness!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*nods in agreement*
*nods in agreement*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
I am good thanx guys and been practising with Winifred and Magda lots. (contact balls
) And Winifred is in honuer of all your Fred-type toys Blu hunny
I am good thanx guys and been practising with Winifred and Magda lots. (contact balls
) And Winifred is in honuer of all your Fred-type toys Blu hunny SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
ARe you getting good? I havent even touched Fred in ages...I just dont find him sexy anymore, I cant even force myself...the age is wearing him,soon, his plastic may start to fall off and his reftective patch may drop to below his knees
ARe you getting good? I havent even touched Fred in ages...I just dont find him sexy anymore, I cant even force myself...the age is wearing him,soon, his plastic may start to fall off and his reftective patch may drop to below his knees "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
I am OK-ish i suppose. Magda is stubborn but she is only small
I am OK-ish i suppose. Magda is stubborn but she is only small
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ah, its always the small ones... *looks at CB from the corner of her eye*
Ah, its always the small ones... *looks at CB from the corner of her eye*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I can't help it if its small I was born t.....hang on a minute you meen small as in tall, small
*starts whistling*
I can't help it if its small I was born t.....hang on a minute you meen small as in tall, small
*starts whistling*
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Little sh*t
Little sh*t
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I AM NOT LITTLE!
I AM NOT LITTLE!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Why is it that if you take the egg out of a scotch egg and eat whats left you stay sober? Only scotch is left so why aint I drunk yet?
Why is it that if you take the egg out of a scotch egg and eat whats left you stay sober? Only scotch is left so why aint I drunk yet?
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mmmmm that’s a good question try another couple, maybe it’s alcohol free scotch
Mmmmm that’s a good question try another couple, maybe it’s alcohol free scotch
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
or maybe its actually scotch tape?
or maybe its actually scotch tape?
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Or a small African child.
Or a small African child.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
THERE WILL BE NO SMALL AFRICAN CHILD!!!!!!
THERE WILL BE NO SMALL AFRICAN CHILD!!!!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
YES THERE WILL!
YES THERE WILL!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm going to go home at lunch and pick my snakes and 3 headers just in case we change are mind.
I'm going to go home at lunch and pick my snakes and 3 headers just in case we change are mind.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
ok, dont forget my farrero roche'!!!! We shall trat ourselves tonight... not that we dont every night
ok, dont forget my farrero roche'!!!! We shall trat ourselves tonight... not that we dont every night
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Just to p*ss you off no
Just to p*ss you off no
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Just to piss you off, I'll drink all the parrafin... and wipe my laydee bits all over your stuff...and not in a good way
*does the gay finger*
Just to piss you off, I'll drink all the parrafin... and wipe my laydee bits all over your stuff...and not in a good way
*does the gay finger*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*bends over waiting for gay finger*
You can use two if you want.
*bends over waiting for gay finger*
You can use two if you want.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Right thats it..I didnt want to have to do this...
*gets our bottle of o' d vag and smears some of the juice on CB's face*
Right thats it..I didnt want to have to do this...
*gets our bottle of o' d vag and smears some of the juice on CB's face*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mum!
Mum!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
*wanders in, see's whats happening and wanders back out hoping no one saw me*
but leaves crazy a nice link........
https://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/fleabag/
*wanders in, see's whats happening and wanders back out hoping no one saw me*
but leaves crazy a nice link........
https://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/fleabag/
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thanks....I think
Thanks....I think
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
or not whatever bothered!
Half an hour til the weeeeeeekeeeeend
or not whatever bothered!
Half an hour til the weeeeeeekeeeeend
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Your mum
Your mum
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I would not have expected anything less!!!
I would not have expected anything less!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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