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Location: York, England
\so, sethis and i are standing outside the city walls by sainsbury's in york, the walls on our left... and we'd been having quite a time of finding our way around, had to text (my?) boy quite a few times to figure out where things were...
and i say: "The city's taht way" pointing off behind us somewhere...
sethis: "no, its over there." (points left)
me: argue a bit
him: "those are the citiy walls" (indicates). " we're outside them. the city is inside them.... surely...."
so, in other words, i'm apparently a bit low on logic at the moment....
... er.... time to go off and have a pint then? anywa i'm off to see him spin fire at about midnight... they've vaguelly tried to get me to perform with them, but its so random.... i doubt i will.Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
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go pint yourself. quickly
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Get some drink to make you think like you know everything. It helps trust me
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Location: York, England
lol, but if i already do sober?
I had some drink., but nothing i was impressed by and nothing enough to feel. Also had some parrafin in my mouth... do not sit downwind of five people spinning fire....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Pooh-Bah
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Location: York University, United Kingdom
Apologies for the fuel Kyri, that has to be the worst conditions I've ever spun in.
The wind was strong enough at one point to blow my wicks out... and I couldn't do any throws because the wind would have blown it into the person next to me... next time we *don't* spin on a balcony next to a lake.
Oh yeah, the city is over here, it's what we call a "Bus stop"
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Location: York, England
you're just lazy. the boy and i treck all over the place in the RAIN never mind when the weather is nice....
I need more exercise actually, not less. and from the looks of things you could use some as well, you shouldn't have been that tired!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
HOP Mad Doctor
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Women and directions. Ah, the age-old conflict....
*ducks and runs*
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Written by: Kyrian
him: "those are the citiy walls" (indicates). " we're outside them. the city is inside them.... surely...."
bwahahah. unless of course the walls were built to keep the city out!
-- dut
Macaque of all trades
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no not the city Dut maybe just Americans
glad to know your finding you way around the UK so well kyri honey 
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
yeah yeah yeah
i'm the one who walked us into town and I found the shop I was looking for too, just, er, that finding my way back thing REALLY didn't work...
least it wasn't raining...
i NEED a phone...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
You going for the "ditzy girl" look now?
Yeah, I guess that could work for you.
The nice thing about being American is that people naturally assume you're stupid. I can't tell you how many things I've gotten away with by playing my "Stupid American" card.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Location: York University, United Kingdom
Gee NYC, I didn't know Americans were that intelligent!
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
i'm trying to avoid being thought of as american tho. i keep coming off as german or what have you lately.
so far i've had two people really sure i was american, (one juggle soc and one random german girl i met in a pub) but otherwise ......
and i do say/do stupid things occasionally. its not a constant thing... but well, they always wind up being fairly impressive when i get to them. like this one time i was in bed with someone and then dumped a glass of cold water on them.... thats like my least smooth move *ever*
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I just claim Canadian.
Or Spaniard. -Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Go dump a glass of cold water on the people in the "Gayfest", they're the ones who sound like they need it
German???? That's a good trick...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Wie kommen ich am besten zum bahnhof, bitte....
thats the phrase you need friday kyri
see you soon A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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i ususally just pretend Im blonde... ohh wait i am!
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
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Location: York, England
you should translate that you tart, my germans crap....
i got the "come" part just fine tho, oh immortal peach eater...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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