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Login/Join to Participatecommander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!
I once used that as a "covering letter" for a job I applied for...
After many a procrastination effort, I am finally saying hi!
I am a slightly unique poi spinner from Wellington. My friends say that unique is just another word for unusual... I think they just don't understand.
I started spinning about 5 years ago, while on rollerskates. I stopped when I moved city, and started back again earlier this year.
I got the guts up to play with fire while skating, last night. It is a welcome change from running around a muddy park.
As for my place of enjoyment (employment - I actually enjoy my job) I work for Hell Pizza in Petone, as a duty manager.
Outside of work I am a competitive Roller Skater at International level, and I play all sorts of odd and not so odd musical instruments and most of the time I get them sounding musical (sometimes I fail horribly - lets not talk about violins)
Lets make an easy to read "list"
My goals in life are:-
-->paint a picture of a big random (well not so random) country on the bottom of the toilet so I have the satisfaction of "bombing" a country
-->become the uber anti-goth goth
-->convince vegetarians that meat is actually a plant that moves and eats other plants
-->hold the world to ransom with a dildo
-->slap bill gates in the face with a piece of bread
-->explode in my coffin at my funeral, then refuse to pay cleaning costs
I have some "quirks":-
-->I drink coffee in the shower
-->I like my bank and insurance company
-->I drive, legally
-->I want to be a stripper
-->my name spelled backwards is "ah satan"
-->I have 8 rats
-->I used to drum in a Jazz band
-->I do not drum anymore as a result
-->I am obsessed with sheep, even though I do not own one and never will
-->I used to play rugby when I was little
-->I own a 5 foot blow up penguin
-->I still drink milk out of a tommee tippee cup
-->I have a mini bass
-->I have bright green Jammies
-->I am secretly a geek
-->I like to clean my room
I think that is my nana ramble.
*grin*
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Well Welcome to HoP, Beware your social life will flourish or die..
always nice to see a new avatar 
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
hello, lovely to meet you
what a great intro! you lured me in here with your "can i push in your stool" title. i'm not sure what the exact intention of it was, but i'm from a profession where stools aren't for being pushed back in. ewwww! Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
greetings and salutations!
yes i thought the word stool meant "the other meaning" at first too, but of course u probably meant chair!
great intro!
I'm the freaky one...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
Good evening, moring, midday what ever time you read this...
Hello and welcome
I think you will like this place, but then you wouldnt be here, if your wernt going to like it would you.
ha i also live in a wellington, but its the otherside of the wrold from yours
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Welcome!
Um...iz yoo mayl or feemayl?
(It's a quirk of my own...I like to know this)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
Lightning check her pofile it clearly states shes a man
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
hello hello and welcome...
Hell's Pizza were lovely... can you send one to Northern Ireland please?!!
Happy spinning
Getting to the other side 
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Sir Sheep on HOP has a sheep thing happening as well.
The stool thing worris me.
Welcome to HOP!!
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Hello and welcome to HOP!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Lavatwilight
Lightning check her pofile it clearly states shes a man
Oh. Well there's that sorted then.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
well. very interesting to say the least.
the stool thing also worries me..
welcome!
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hello, welcome to HoP!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
OMG!! that was a bigger procrastination effort than what anyone had accounted for...
I thought I would be "original" with my avatar!!
*grin*
secretly I am just a small grey square, and I am a little self conscious about it...
For the record... I forgot what social life meant when I realised I was working enough hours for 2 full timers...
I am married to my work.
*grin*
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
*makes strange threatening movements with a stick*
that was not flash...
*giggles*
It was the punch line to a joke I heard one drunken night in a gay bar...
I need a little more than professional help
*cuddles stick*
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
After reading the rest of the replies, I wish to inform you that I am a little confused at the moment...
Help me Mum!!! I am not sure what I am....
!!!!
look!!! A diversion!!!
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
Love my pizza, LOVE MEEEEE!!!!!
Stoked you enjoyed the pizza, I could send you one, but I have no guarantee that it will arrive in the same condition that it was sent....
*grin*
check out the website, just click on anly hell hole, and have fun throwing little devils around... they are kinda cute..
www.hell.co.nz
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
hey hon! you sound wicked
you sound mad enough to be one of us,
oh wait you already are, my bad
no seriously welcome get into more of the forums and have some fun
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Thats a kick arse intro
Ive seen quite a few in my time and your is, without a shadow of a doubt, the last one I have read.
I too have been confused by the title of your intro. I was expecting you to be a procologist actually. Im a little dissapointed you are not.
But welcome anyway
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
you're nice.
im glad you're my friend.
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
*hug-tackle*
I was out until 1 this morning with Mr Allfiredup doing the "street performance" thing.
I am officially black and cannot be saved!! I have had 2 showers since I got home and that kero isn't coming off...
*smirk*
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
member
29 posts
Location: Wellington, New Zealand
well, I can't believe I have only jut found this thread. Where are my manners.
I suppose one day I will do an intro.... but probably not
G
Tuesday, Frank Kitts Park, Wgtn
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
Whoops, not munted enough to post...
ummm...
DOOOOOOOOO ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I am going to put on my white coat with the wrap around sleeves....
HAHAHHA potentially funny thing, I [censored] my shoulder whilst doing coffee...
It was a lil munted from another "experience" not involving poi or coffee, and when I tried not to fall off my chair in midnight espresso I kinda pulled things that aren't meant to be pulled...
Funny, but not flash....
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: TinklePants
greetings and salutations!
yes i thought the word stool meant "the other meaning" at first too, but of course u probably meant chair!
great intro!
I'm the freaky one...
i thought that too about stools
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
*blush*
I have a lot of crazy theories, one of them is first impressions are often right.....
*giggle*
Its the punch line from a dodgy dodgy joke...
Not that I know anything dodgy....
Time to go for a run.... I am really munted...
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
eww on the title but
and welcome.i agree what a great intro and i really like the idea of the country on the toilet floor
sorry thats tickled me this morning.You will love it here, there are loads of very nice friendly HOPpers.
you should try and get down/up for a meet
i wanna see you spin Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Written by: Small and Flaming
-->convince vegetarians that meat is actually a plant that moves and eats other plants
great idea!
what can i do to help?
oh, and welcome to hop
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
*loves*
Coleman, I think you will need some previously unidentified mental illness to help!!!
*manic laugh*
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: GothFrogette
eww on the title
i thought the same thing about this threads title 
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
Written by: raveheadWritten by: GothFrogette
eww on the title
me too, does this say something about the mental health of HopPers oh and Hello
to HoP 
commander of coffee
31 posts
Location: Wellington bro, New Zealand
I say mental health is a state of mind...
Reminding me, I just done yet another online IQ test...
I think I need more help than just a high speed lead bullet between the eyes..
*giggle*
Got to love your parents crazy sayings...
Did you know if a pigeon doesn't bob its head when it is walking, it will fall over...
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