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627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Hey peeps... Wehey... My first forum... The love of Poi made me do it!! Just finished doin loadsa Poi at Manchester's Gay Pride, and it rocked... had loadsa people asking me where I learnt... Trouble is... Now in poi comfort zone... wanna learn more... So... Hello and Help! 
Laterz...
Gary x
EDITED_BY: GazzaBee (1127231523)
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Thanks for the hot cocoa.
Unfortunately, I'm with BritJoe. It doesn't explain it. I know what it describes, and that its deragatory, and that it implies small among other things. Its the "other things" which i'm missing from this description, as when prompted to describe meat the only adjective I could really come up with was bloody, and tasty (but bloody meat is not tasty!), and neither of those seemed to suit.....
And Happily Dr Mike, I've even met brits who don't like british tea, so i feel less bad about it now
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Erm Kyri honey. What the hell are you talking about?
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Maybie its refering to the last turkey in the shop no one wants to buy, small and abit deformed lol, not a nice thing to be called. We should get a crack team working on this!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*wanders in, grabs a Gary, and curls up next to him*
ZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzz
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
At least I have a gay boy here defending me, for the 30 or so people i've embarressed who feel the need to ignore me
People should really come up with sayings that don't involve some knowledge of meat.
Its still provides no real image but is a bit disturbing on the face of it... I'll give.
*bows to brit joe*
Thanks for the chocolate gazza... do have fun with the good doctor... i'm off for a bit of work on my crazy application thingy again....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*tackles Kyri and drags her into the cuddle pile*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Cuddles both Kyri and Doc... What's that pressing into my leg Doc? Ohhhh
Ya phone...
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
... this is kinky... i like it.... shame i know i'm totally going to be ignored if it gets more interesting....but there;s something to be said for voyeurism as well...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
*jumps on the pile*
we should do this more at the meets
*waits patiently to get doc, gary and kyrian together*
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
*wanders in*
la la la
*gasps & clutches chest at the shenanigans ensuing*
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Yum, cuddlisheshness!
and there is always cuddlisheshness with doc lighting! and my spelling doens't get any better, don't worry...
aw man... i want real cuddles *sniff* stupid everyone living so far away...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
*runs to where kyrian lives, jumps on her and runs back*
phew, thats my exercise for the next year!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*gets the cold water hose out and aims it at the pile* We can't have people having fun in here..... whatever would ......erm........ um....... Malcolm think....... hmmm ok maybe not Malcolm..... how about..... um...... um....... the Pope....... or Elvis......oh no he's dead he wouldn't care..... um........ Oh ok get on with it, resume snuggling in a pile!
*leaps on top*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
So when did you learn to run on water bubblegum? thats a neat trick.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Snuggles all round!!
I have to confess I am feeling very snuggly today!!
More snuggles!!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Kyrian: Nahh its an old one, some guy did it 1976 years ago...
*Jumps on the pile. Everyone dies*
Awww shoot. Guess its time for that life membership of O.B.E.S.E.....
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: GazzaBee
Cuddles both Kyri and Doc... What's that pressing into my leg Doc? Ohhhh
Ya phone...
What tipped you off? The fact that it started vibrating?
Oooh, we have a little pile here and...OOOOFfffff!!
*dies under the crushing weight of Flashpoint*
(Psst! Who's going to give me mouth-to-mouth?)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
I'd love to give you the kiss of life, but I am dead too?! We're gonna have to wait for someone nice to come into the thread...
*waits patiently*
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*AHEM* WHO'S GOING TO GIVE US MOUTH-TO-MOUTH???
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I would but I got killed too
My one chance to get a snog from Lightning and I have to go and get killed *sulks* Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Hold on... I'll get off now... Right, Mission accepted
*Starts to give mouth to mouth to everyone except the Doc, cos he's medically trained and should be able to do it himself...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Bless ya Pete... A true hero!!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Damn - too late as usual!
Just think of all the snogging errr i mean resuscitation I could've done..... 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
I could pretend to be dead a little bit longer
Kisses to Elaine!!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Hmmmmm, good job I was late and missed the flattening
Mouth-to-mouth/Kiss of Life/CPR for all!
Is it at all relevant that I can knott a cherry stalk with my tongue?
Nope? Thought not
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
I was just about to give it too doc, my aunt took me on a first aid thingie once, oh how fun (actualy for some strange reason it was)
Next time I guess. Im aviding cuddlepiles just in case im needed for doc, and to avoid the embaresment of getting a woody in a pile.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
The question is, how do you find out you can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with ya tongue?
And yeah!! now we have a first aider, and a medical doctor, so as long as there are no cuddle pile ups involving both Doc and Joe, we should all be fine!
Phew...
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Neon Shaolin
Mouth-to-mouth/Kiss of Life/CPR for all!
Is it at all relevant that I can knott a cherry stalk with my tongue?
Nope? Thought not
I thought it was relevant!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Being the horrible patient I am...
*cuddle piles on top of Joe*
Now, let me make sure your mouth-to-mouth skills are up to snuff...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
i'm very confused as to where i was in the pile-up crush-up resucitation business...perhaps i've just blocked out the horror of it all...
doc it amazes me sometimes how brazen you are...i'd probably score more often if i was more like you. i think i'm too discrete for my own good.
i'm even more amazed though at how many pages this thread has sprouted in such a short time. the queers really do throw the best parties i guess.
i'm off to meet some friends for dinner & fire play now. kissy kissy all around.
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
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