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Login/Join to ParticipatePoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Hey peeps... Wehey... My first forum... The love of Poi made me do it!! Just finished doin loadsa Poi at Manchester's Gay Pride, and it rocked... had loadsa people asking me where I learnt... Trouble is... Now in poi comfort zone... wanna learn more... So... Hello and Help! 
Laterz...
Gary x
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Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Could that be a clue?
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
depends on what lips you think I'm talking about...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Mmmm... Now my mind is racing? Well, I think I am sposed to be doing Electric Chair tonight with some of the gang... Couple more poi meets, and I am sure you could drag me along
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
All i can say is... they got the mustard out...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
*Chorus* 'They Got the Mustaaaard Out*
Yeah! Well done flash!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*gropes Gazza's bottom*
Never you mind me. I'm a doctor, yanno. I'm just checking for lumps.
Really, I have your health in mind!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Doc, do you use that line on people in person, or just online?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Oh yes, cancer of the bottom, yeah, you better had check...
MMmmmm... Aaahhhhh.... MMMmmmm
When it feels this good, perhaps I should have more regular check ups?
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yanno, it's a major killer of people who I find cute!
And Foxy, I'd never use that line in real life. It turns into an invitation to "play doctor" and that's not on at all.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I thought the risk of prostate cancer was very low in young men...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
lol I think Doc was jsut thinking of ass cheek cancer, a check for prostate cancer from doc would probably take a little more effort, dinner, dancing, you know the usuall doctor stuff.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Brit_Joe
lol I think Doc was jsut thinking of ass cheek cancer, a check for prostate cancer from doc would probably take a little more effort, dinner, dancing, you know the usuall doctor stuff.
Joe, wanna go to dinner, and then maybe dancing?
(there's a free prostate exam in it for you)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Make sure the doughnut's not turned into a bagel...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Were you going for the 'Filled with Cream Cheese' angle Flash?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
You guys do make me giggle...
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
3 pages! and all this filth! 
bois bois!*
gary* Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
We knew we could make you proud mum!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
hello m'lovely Look at you - one meet and your intro threads a cult already! Am i allowed in? I don't watch buffy, Angel of either sort, have no prospect of prostrate cancer and I'm not young and cute.... :sigh:
But I give good hugs and I'm left-handed
Oh and hi Dave didn't realise you were HoPping these days
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
you have no idea how many people have called me mum these past few months! but its a role i like 
now bois, hobnob anyone? Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Well Wildchild, you have Millhouse to blame for that, he just sent me the link to this thread, thinking I might be interested, and he was more right than even HE predicted.
Greetings and Salutations our Grand Matriach of Centrifuge!
And Liquid Bubbles? Yes I would like a HobNob and can I have that with a nice warm glass of your breast milk?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
ROFL 'Grand Matriach of Centrifuge' I like it alot!
Forget the breast milk, go for the custard!
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Hey Elaine... Everyone is welcome here, and particularly you!!
Who is going to the Liverpool meet from Manchester? Picking up the new car on Thursday, so I am of course driving down (sposed to be back evening time though for that birthday bash)
Anyone who fancies is welcome to have a lift!
Oh, and is Nottingham a stop over type affair? Should be phoning Jen to ask her about this, after all, she does know everything!
Gary x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Written by: Doc LightningWritten by: Brit_Joe
lol I think Doc was jsut thinking of ass cheek cancer, a check for prostate cancer from doc would probably take a little more effort, dinner, dancing, you know the usuall doctor stuff.
Joe, wanna go to dinner, and then maybe dancing?
(there's a free prostate exam in it for you)
Forget the dinner and dancing! Just get to the exam! And...be gentle with me....at first. Its my first time
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: Neon Shaolin
Yes I would like a HobNob and can I have that with a nice warm glass of your breast milk?
LMAO. This is a service Bubbles has always failed to offer me. Is it just something she offers to the gay community, or is anyone eligible to receive it?
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
im not sure whether i should be blushing or laughing!im sure breast milk isnt so bad to share but its the means which is a bit dodgy, since you all know im am an innocent and good girl, i dont do naughty things
besides im not the type to just offer things like that. ok now this is just weird, im going to stop typing now 
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
you have to also be lactating jen.
Which you can only do if you had a baby in the last year or so.
Have you had any recent little bundles of joy Jenna?
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Do ya know... fate is never on my side with these Poi meets... I have learnt that I have a work event on Saturday 8th October which I have to attend (and wear black tie to [Grrrr]) which is the same weekend as the Nottingham meet...
I wonder if I can get out of the work do by pretending that a relative died or something?
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Hmmm, well if jen needs help entising the milk out I shall have a go, I used to help my dad milk the cows on the old farm, I'll cover my hands in swarfeega first I promise!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Are likening jenna to a cow?
Meh
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