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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board
2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
GOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
so, how you doin'?
so, how you doin'?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
*winks at MiG* decided to join us after all did you?
*winks at MiG* decided to join us after all did you?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
GOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*yawn* Mornin all Anyone got a cure for a hangover? Temple massage maybe or something else......
*yawn* Mornin all
Anyone got a cure for a hangover? Temple massage maybe or something else...... Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
GOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
for a while. tarting is fuun
for a while. tarting is fuun
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
i'm really not very good at tarting...
i'm really not very good at tarting...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*grabs Foxy by the
*
But I am.
*grabs Foxy by the
*But I am.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
GOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
*tarts it with the doc*
I might be teasing a little...
*tarts it with the doc*
I might be teasing a little...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
GOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*casually twirls a finger round a peirced nipple*
Why good morning doc.......
*casually twirls a finger round a peirced nipple*
Why good morning doc.......
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
SILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
My eyes! My beautiful innocent eyes!
My eyes! My beautiful innocent eyes!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
Why hello Doctor, I didn't realise you were a... ok, no, that might be going a bit far...
Why hello Doctor, I didn't realise you were a... ok, no, that might be going a bit far...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Posted:
why hello everyone! nice to see so many beautiful faces
why hello everyone! nice to see so many beautiful faces
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Posted:
I couldn't see them, I was blinded by yours...
I couldn't see them, I was blinded by yours...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Posted:
wow! thanx 
your rather pretty yourself (i saw lauz's Falmouth pics)
wow!
thanx your rather pretty yourself (i saw lauz's Falmouth pics)
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Posted:
heh, I probably look completely spaced out, especially towards the end of camp. Most people's recollections of me will involve my babbling about "Cinnamony gold Goodness" or something...
I'm also the [censored] with the sign saying "You just lost" so many people have reason to hate me
So what are you doing in a filthy thread like this?
*Hopes it's the same reason as he is*
heh, I probably look completely spaced out, especially towards the end of camp. Most people's recollections of me will involve my babbling about "Cinnamony gold Goodness" or something...
I'm also the [censored] with the sign saying "You just lost" so many people have reason to hate me
So what are you doing in a filthy thread like this?
*Hopes it's the same reason as he is*
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Posted:
looking for someone to be suitably freaky with
looking for someone to be suitably freaky with
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Posted:
Freaky? *ponders*
I think... *ponders some more*
That someone really freaky is right over there *points*
*Picks you up when you turn round*
Freaky? *ponders*
I think... *ponders some more*
That someone really freaky is right over there *points*
*Picks you up when you turn round*
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Posted:
oooh! freakyness! i like it!
oooh! freakyness!
i like it! THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Posted:
#Casually hits the play button on a conveniantly cued up CD player so it plays Freak Out and extends his arm to Hayli for a tango# Fancy a dance, miss?
#Casually hits the play button on a conveniantly cued up CD player so it plays Freak Out and extends his arm to Hayli for a tango# Fancy a dance, miss?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
GOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
mmm... freakyness...
mmm... freakyness...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
GOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oooh Oooh I was away for a few days and I miss freakyness?!!! Damn it!
Ok ok so where did all the nice people go to tart it with? Anyone wanna play?
Oooh Oooh I was away for a few days and I miss freakyness?!!! Damn it!
Ok ok so where did all the nice people go to tart it with? Anyone wanna play?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
ill play with you headswim
ill play with you headswim
back
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
i'll play too freakyness is fun
i'll play too freakyness is fun
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
GOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
OK cool Who wahts the whip and who wants to be chained and who gets the blindfold?
OK cool Who wahts the whip and who wants to be chained and who gets the blindfold? Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
can i have the blindfold please
can i have the blindfold please
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
BRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
Posted:
i want to be chained!!
think its about time i joined in on this tartyness.
bring on the filth! *chik chik*
i want to be chained!!
think its about time i joined in on this tartyness.
bring on the filth! *chik chik*
You'll find me on the dance floor
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
yay i can chain you whilst i'm blindfolded
yay i can chain you whilst i'm blindfolded
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
BRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
Posted:
marvellous, we just need the whip master now!!
any takers?
marvellous, we just need the whip master now!!
any takers?
You'll find me on the dance floor
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
that means I get the whip *whhhhhhooosh crack* squeal like a hog!!!
that means I get the whip *whhhhhhooosh crack* squeal like a hog!!! Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
*squeals like a hog*
*squeals like a hog*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
hey how you doin?
hey how you doin?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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