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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Sounds like a bonnet
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
lol as long as I never see him again, its all good!
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
If you do, just say it wasn't you and was your twin sister
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
One of the major pitfalls of going to the same club every week...
But on the bright side, I don't think I'd even recognise the guy
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Yes, but what if he recognises you
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I run and hide! Or claim I'm a lesbian. That always seems to work.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
A world vision man just came to my door. His english wasn't too good, so instead of asking me to sponser a child, he asked me to buy a child! Unless World Vision has some new policy I'm not aware of!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
And the lesbian thing "always" works? Sounds like you've tried it before!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ha ha that Emma and I's favourite way of getting rid of unwanted male attention. We put our arms around each other and make suggestive faces.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Can anyone watch??
* pulls up chair *
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
hahaha nice one!
me and my friend kate used to pretend to be lesbians to stir up sheltered little Geelong...and it wouldn't take much at all!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*feels left out of pretending to be a lesbian*
but I'm willing to give it a try!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you obviously havent tried hard enough then
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
people get put off by the hairyness of the coconuts...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yes, I can see that that might be a problem....oh, EW!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Have you tried oranges instead?
A bit smaller but they lack the hair!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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addict
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Location: USA
Written by: clarence_quack
Some furry thing with ear flaps. Don't ask me, I was too busy getting drunk to notice!
Yet you say you're not an alchoholic! All signs point to yes
Also, you should try Kiwi.. Tis mighty delicious, and has a lot more vitamins than oranges.
Hah, I won Clare
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hey!!! That was all in the one night! AND it was my 21st! I'm expected to be drunk on my birthday. Doesn't mean I'm an alcoholic!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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addict
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Location: USA
Okay, fine... I suppose I can give this one to you, considering it was your 21st birthday...
Until next time *fades into the darkness with wide-eyes*
Whaaaahahahaha!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Im in ur thread, stealin ur string.
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
21 - you young thing you!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Yep, our Clarence is still a rather young, slightly confused individual. But not an alcoholic? I told you modesty doesn't fit you.
And I will remember you calling my hat funny next time I offer to buy you a drink on your birthday, silly hat or not
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
*steals back his string, wool, and 6 months & 1 day of knitting*
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Young and slightly confused? I do believe you only have a few years on me Mr Steak.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ooh what you making mr brenn?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Not much... He's stolen back string he never had, but forgot his knitting needles!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
poor silly mr brenn
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
Boingy boingy boingy boingy!!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Tee hee they're all jumping in unison! Did someone program their brains?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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