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Login/Join to ParticipateQuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
you think - you mean you don't know? Ahaha - into the pit of eternal damnation with you!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*grabs george on the way down*
and YOU'RE joining me!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
* pulls out jet pack from his pocket, straps it on and blasts away from the desperate clutches of Rouge *
not if I can help it!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*go go gadget arms*
*clings onto george and flies out of there with him*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I've only just gotten home from work (it's 0130)
Typical. I get called in and end up working almost twice as long as I do when I'm rostered on. Which is good! But I suppose missing parties is what I get for whinging about my lack of hours
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ok. Once again I have no clue what is happening here. But it seems to be repeating part of the 'answer a question with a question' thread...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
I hereby cluster bubble bomb you with my cluster bubble bomb bi- plane, woooooooo
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
NOOOOOOO!!!
*Runs away to hide behind protctive anti-bubble armoured wall*
I'll have to start working on my ground to air bubble missles.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
* scrubs chocolate milk stains off wall of Gidg's thread *
* sniff's the air *
* Sprays pine-o-clean around to clean and liven up the air *
dum-de-do, dum-de-day
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
happy birthday clarence
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Hey, it's CQ's birthday -
Hippy Pappy thuthdth bethuthdth bethuthday!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
happy birthday!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Aw I feel so special!
Someone I don't even know sent me a happy birthday PM too!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN!
*muchos huggles*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
It was me, Clarence
I just thought it'd be a nice thing to do. You deserve it anyways!!!
Again, Happy Birthday
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
YAY! I'm a speshal kid!!!
It's 4.30am. Ive had lots of vodka.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
*passes a bucket your way* You're gonna need this. You're gonna get a nasty hang over..
Wishes best!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
yea, hope you had a good time though!
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Vodka is your friend. No hangovers. Just tired from severe lack of sleep.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
is the bucket still alive??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Here, I brought you some of these - heard you would like some. This way they don't rot your thread and don't empty other ppls from yard
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Aw yay!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
alright! c'mon! who'd you kiss????
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Hey oom woc
I belive I missed your burpday due to not being online much.
I hope you had lots of hug's, kisses & cake as well as all your vodka.
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
alright! c'mon! who'd you kiss????
Wouldn't you like to know!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I only want to know if it's worth teasing you about
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
My friends made me kiss a boy with a funny hat on Thursday.. I pissed myself laughing and ran away to the bar.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
What kind of funny hat was it??
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Some furry thing with ear flaps. Don't ask me, I was too busy getting drunk to notice!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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