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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
right. I'm ageing rapidly so this thread needs an edit.
NAME: birgit
LOCATION: edinburgh
AGE: 27
JUGGLES: balls, clubs, poi, a tiny bit of staff, diabolo and devilsticks but has not much time to practice and screwed-up wrists at the moment
HAS: been playing poi since autumn 2004
DOES: a phd in toxicology
DOES (when not working/surfing HoP): play guitar, play bass guitar, sing, be outstandingly crap at pool, travel
LIKES: rock/pop/indie music, soup, stuff with melted cheese, meeting strangers on trains and airports, ale-testing, parties with silly themes, raspberries, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, rambling, movies/comedy, random silliness, fantasy books, black and red clothes, ...
ALSO LIKES: the Edinburgh jugglers and Beltane-people
WOULD LIKE TO: be a vampire for a day/night, travel more, have about 10 hours more in the day, have more snow in winter and less rain in summer, own a chocolate tree
hmmmm... that's it I think
EDITED_BY: Dr_Birgit (1211847058)
right. I'm ageing rapidly so this thread needs an edit.
NAME: birgit
LOCATION: edinburgh
AGE: 27
JUGGLES: balls, clubs, poi, a tiny bit of staff, diabolo and devilsticks but has not much time to practice and screwed-up wrists at the moment
HAS: been playing poi since autumn 2004
DOES: a phd in toxicology
DOES (when not working/surfing HoP): play guitar, play bass guitar, sing, be outstandingly crap at pool, travel
LIKES: rock/pop/indie music, soup, stuff with melted cheese, meeting strangers on trains and airports, ale-testing, parties with silly themes, raspberries, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, rambling, movies/comedy, random silliness, fantasy books, black and red clothes, ...
ALSO LIKES: the Edinburgh jugglers and Beltane-people
WOULD LIKE TO: be a vampire for a day/night, travel more, have about 10 hours more in the day, have more snow in winter and less rain in summer, own a chocolate tree
hmmmm... that's it I think
EDITED_BY: Dr_Birgit (1211847058)
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i can do nekid
i can do nekid
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
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sorry Birgit
all the red men are after ME really
but there's that troublesome business with them falling over and cowering whenever I look at them or get near them and their not being able to touch me.
ho hum
doop - please don't
especially not for uberstaff
(you might have someones eye out
)
sorry Birgit
all the red men are after ME really
but there's that troublesome business with them falling over and cowering whenever I look at them or get near them and their not being able to touch me.
ho hum
doop - please don't
especially not for uberstaff
(you might have someones eye out
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
Not after the White Women, too?
Anyways, I'm sure NYC would be happy if at least SOME of them were running after someone else...
Bah, I wish I'd be there for the Überstaff to meet all those HoPpers!
Not after the White Women, too?
Anyways, I'm sure NYC would be happy if at least SOME of them were running after someone else...
Bah, I wish I'd be there for the Überstaff to meet all those HoPpers!
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you could form a group of unterstaff groupies?
and no, they just want to get past the white women to me :bigheadedqueen:
you could form a group of unterstaff groupies?
and no, they just want to get past the white women to me :bigheadedqueen:
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
aaaaah... sneaky Reds!
I *think* I'll be away that weekend, heard rumours about it being the Firepoints-go-somewhere-and-hopefully-not-get-brandings-again weekend.
aaaaah... sneaky Reds!
I *think* I'll be away that weekend, heard rumours about it being the Firepoints-go-somewhere-and-hopefully-not-get-brandings-again weekend.
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Are you still going to be on the meadows if this horrid weather keeps up?
If not, is there a firepoint contingency plan so that you still get your pressie - otherwise I'll forget to give it to you
Are you still going to be on the meadows if this horrid weather keeps up?
If not, is there a firepoint contingency plan so that you still get your pressie - otherwise I'll forget to give it to you
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
ooops. should've checked before I left silly me! We went and froze and got soaked! Mmmmmmhm.... I'll just remind you next Monday oh, or are you in KB? Cause if you are, I have horribly boring health and safety lectures to attend this Thursday and Friday afternoons, so we could meet up for a coffee before one of them?
ooops. should've checked before I left
silly me! We went and froze and got soaked! Mmmmmmhm.... I'll just remind you next Monday oh, or are you in KB? Cause if you are, I have horribly boring health and safety lectures to attend this Thursday and Friday afternoons, so we could meet up for a coffee before one of them? "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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I was a KB kid once :farawaylook: but now I'm even further south with fields full of excruciatingly cute lambs.
I came out to see but I think I was a bit late - it was nearly 10 by the time I'd braced myself for the cold.
maybe I'll come hunt you down after juggling...
do you want to know what your present is or will it be a suprise?
I was a KB kid once :farawaylook: but now I'm even further south with fields full of excruciatingly cute lambs.
I came out to see but I think I was a bit late - it was nearly 10 by the time I'd braced myself for the cold.
maybe I'll come hunt you down after juggling...
do you want to know what your present is or will it be a suprise?
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Posted:
*waits for hug*
*waits for hug*
Love is the law.
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
Yep, we were all back in warm places by 10. It didn't help that red men and rugby players and whoever had turned the Meadows into a swamp, so whenever we tried to get warm by playing running games the fastest thing we could do was a bouncy sliding motion
I'll probably be in the Teviot after juggling, predictably... unless Meghan changes the designated pub. Quite unlikely, really!
Yep, we were all back in warm places by 10. It didn't help that red men and rugby players and whoever had turned the Meadows into a swamp, so whenever we tried to get warm by playing running games the fastest thing we could do was a bouncy sliding motion
I'll probably be in the Teviot after juggling, predictably... unless Meghan changes the designated pub. Quite unlikely, really!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Posted:
Written by: MollyI'm sure they'd settle for the whities... once they realise you are obviously far too good for them :P
and no, they just want to get past the white women to me :bigheadedqueen:
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
Update Update!! Got my present from Molly last night, and... it's...
PENGUIN RUB-ON TATTOES!!!!!
Update Update!! Got my present from Molly last night, and... it's...
PENGUIN RUB-ON TATTOES!!!!!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Pooh-Bah
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glad you liked them sweetie
*leaves extra hug in a corner incase doop happens by*
glad you liked them sweetie
*leaves extra hug in a corner incase doop happens by*
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
I'm probably going to play on the Meadows with KatB on Saturday. Would you and Tulip like to join us?
I'm probably going to play on the Meadows with KatB on Saturday. Would you and Tulip like to join us?
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gosh my sautrday is full of possibilities
so far I might be:
up the Hill at an organiser's walthrough (probably ought to actually do this one)
roaming Ben Lawers with some friends
having a fitting for the may queen's finery
adventuring to Lewis
playing on the meadows
hrm
why don't coins have more sides?
what time are you toying with Kat? I might pop by in passing - but I warn you it's more about holly the hoop than tulip the stick these days
gosh my sautrday is full of possibilities
so far I might be:
up the Hill at an organiser's walthrough (probably ought to actually do this one)
roaming Ben Lawers with some friends
having a fitting for the may queen's finery
adventuring to Lewis
playing on the meadows
hrm
why don't coins have more sides?
what time are you toying with Kat? I might pop by in passing - but I warn you it's more about holly the hoop than tulip the stick these days
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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hmmm... we'll go for lunch and then play... so, early afternoon I think... if you're too busy nevermind though Kat's gonna spin fire on Monday night, that might be more fun!
hmmm... we'll go for lunch and then play... so, early afternoon I think... if you're too busy nevermind though
Kat's gonna spin fire on Monday night, that might be more fun! "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Oooh! Come and play Molly! Even if only in passing. We don't mind hoops, they're rather nice.
Looking forward to firey things on Monday too. I love hodilays.
Oooh! Come and play Molly! Even if only in passing. We don't mind hoops, they're rather nice.
Looking forward to firey things on Monday too. I love hodilays.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Posted:
Playing on the Meadows sounds fun. What exactly are the Meadows though?
(I'm in here to brush up my Scottish, if that's alright with you, Birg)
Playing on the Meadows sounds fun. What exactly are the Meadows though?
(I'm in here to brush up my Scottish, if that's alright with you, Birg
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
Sure it's okay with me Ry, though I'm German and can't help you that much with Scottish. I'm happy I can understand most of what people here say to me...
The Meadows are a big park area in the middle of Edinburgh, it's where we usually play with fire or run around practicing for Beltane. Of course, there's "normal" people (football and rugby players and drunks) too, it's not like we have our own juggling park. Dammit. Now that would be cool. With a big sign: "No NOT playing on the lawn." Mmmmmh. More plans for world domination and what to do with it...
Sure it's okay with me Ry, though I'm German and can't help you that much with Scottish. I'm happy I can understand most of what people here say to me...
The Meadows are a big park area in the middle of Edinburgh, it's where we usually play with fire or run around practicing for Beltane. Of course, there's "normal" people (football and rugby players and drunks) too, it's not like we have our own juggling park. Dammit. Now that would be cool. With a big sign: "No NOT playing on the lawn." Mmmmmh. More plans for world domination and what to do with it...
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Well, guess I'll have to brush up my German then Yes, I thought that's where you were from.. I was talking to gita at moonfest, and she was saying her name was Margita from the German name Margit. And I actually mentioned you!
The Meadows sounds like a great name for a park. With a name like that, it's almost as if a fun yet relaxing time is guaranteed. Should you eventually conquer the world, I think you could even put people there to enforce your sign! Mmm.. nice dreams tonight..
Well, guess I'll have to brush up my German then
Yes, I thought that's where you were from.. I was talking to gita at moonfest, and she was saying her name was Margita from the German name Margit. And I actually mentioned you!The Meadows sounds like a great name for a park. With a name like that, it's almost as if a fun yet relaxing time is guaranteed. Should you eventually conquer the world, I think you could even put people there to enforce your sign! Mmm.. nice dreams tonight..
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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A lot of my mum's friends are actually called Margit, too! It's a bit out of fashion in Germany now I think, but who knows, it might come back
"Should I eventually" conquer the world??? That sounds like you don't believe in it!! But I'm glad you dream of my world domination, that's another step in the right direction!
*goes and re-targets dream machine from Brisbane to Perth*
A lot of my mum's friends are actually called Margit, too! It's a bit out of fashion in Germany now I think, but who knows, it might come back
"Should I eventually" conquer the world??? That sounds like you don't believe in it!! But I'm glad you dream of my world domination, that's another step in the right direction!
*goes and re-targets dream machine from Brisbane to Perth*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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I believe in you, of course I do, don't be silly. It's just that.. you know just in case you mellow and decide to have a normal day to day job.. like well, biochemistry, toxicology or analytical chemistry.. I don't want to be left hanging like those hundreds of people who ran around the world with Forrest Gump only to be there when he said he didn't feel like running anymore..
In the meantime, the end is nigh! All hail Birgit!
I believe in you, of course I do, don't be silly.
It's just that.. you know just in case you mellow and decide to have a normal day to day job.. like well, biochemistry, toxicology or analytical chemistry.. I don't want to be left hanging like those hundreds of people who ran around the world with Forrest Gump only to be there when he said he didn't feel like running anymore..In the meantime, the end is nigh! All hail Birgit!
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
lol.... now that would be funny! me having hundreds of followers I mean... I wish!
lol.... now that would be funny! me having hundreds of followers I mean... I wish!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Posted:
Seriously though, say you did. Two hundred followers. What'd be the first thing you'd decree them do, and how would you justify it to them?
Like, hypothetically, assuming if you told them to
a) each plant a tree secretly in a random public place, because trees are the antenna to the universe and that it will somehow send a message into the the subconscious of passers by- 169 of them do it.
b) each bring you 5 kilos of chocolate because you feel like eating chocolate today- 10 of them actually do it, while the rest question their faith in you.
c) each bring you 5 kilos of chocolate because you intend to turn it into a performance art piece criticising consumer culture, 120 actually send you chocolate.
Just for a bit of fun.
Seriously though, say you did. Two hundred followers. What'd be the first thing you'd decree them do, and how would you justify it to them?
Like, hypothetically, assuming if you told them to
a) each plant a tree secretly in a random public place, because trees are the antenna to the universe and that it will somehow send a message into the the subconscious of passers by- 169 of them do it.
b) each bring you 5 kilos of chocolate because you feel like eating chocolate today- 10 of them actually do it, while the rest question their faith in you.
c) each bring you 5 kilos of chocolate because you intend to turn it into a performance art piece criticising consumer culture, 120 actually send you chocolate.
Just for a bit of fun.
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
oh. my. god.
you're now officially employed as my world domination officer. I do recognise the danger that you might take over my followers once I have them, but it would still leave me with 600 kg of chocolate!!!!!
my own ideas:
a. make each of them be nice to everyone for a day. justification: it will further our cause and the one who makes the most people happy will have a high-ranking position in my world-dom-committee
b. ask them to bring me 200 different bottles of beer so I can taste and decide which will be made the official Birgitian brewery once I own it
c. throw away their mobile phones. it will make scheming behind my back much harder, and I will only have people following me that won't call me up to tell me they're on the train and how are my world domination plans going on when everyone's listening just because they can't read a book like we used to do when we were young
oh. my. god.
you're now officially employed as my world domination officer. I do recognise the danger that you might take over my followers once I have them, but it would still leave me with 600 kg of chocolate!!!!!
my own ideas:
a. make each of them be nice to everyone for a day. justification: it will further our cause and the one who makes the most people happy will have a high-ranking position in my world-dom-committee
b. ask them to bring me 200 different bottles of beer so I can taste and decide which will be made the official Birgitian brewery once I own it
c. throw away their mobile phones. it will make scheming behind my back much harder, and I will only have people following me that won't call me up to tell me they're on the train and how are my world domination plans going on when everyone's listening just because they can't read a book like we used to do when we were young
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Posted:
Yay! Time to print name cards. World Domination Officer..
Results of your first decree:
a. Word of mouth spreads and you now have 237 followers (37 new ones!) who believe in nicety-begets-nicety. It was going to be 238, but one of them decided he didn't really like hierarchies.
b. On average, your 237 followers bring you 3 bottles of beer. Put together, you have 711 bottles, consisting 102 unique labels. I myself bring 2 0.5l mugs of Paulaner Hefe-Weissen with a side of wedges.
16 followers, deciding you were an alco, have left to start a tree hugging group. You now have 221 followers.
c. Oh disaster! Your 221 followers had a heated meeting and 181 of them left because they wouldn't throw their phones away. 16 of them decided to try and sell their phones, encouraged by recent media discussion on mobile phone radiation, and the remaining 25 were hippies who didn't have phones to start with.
Birgit's World Domination Inc. summary, 41 members, with no phones.
Birgit's personal stash, 250l of beer, and 600kg of chocolate.
(thinking of new ways to procrastinate alll the time)
Yay! Time to print name cards. World Domination Officer..
Results of your first decree:
a. Word of mouth spreads and you now have 237 followers (37 new ones!) who believe in nicety-begets-nicety. It was going to be 238, but one of them decided he didn't really like hierarchies.
b. On average, your 237 followers bring you 3 bottles of beer. Put together, you have 711 bottles, consisting 102 unique labels. I myself bring 2 0.5l mugs of Paulaner Hefe-Weissen with a side of wedges.
16 followers, deciding you were an alco, have left to start a tree hugging group. You now have 221 followers.
c. Oh disaster! Your 221 followers had a heated meeting and 181 of them left because they wouldn't throw their phones away. 16 of them decided to try and sell their phones, encouraged by recent media discussion on mobile phone radiation, and the remaining 25 were hippies who didn't have phones to start with.
Birgit's World Domination Inc. summary, 41 members, with no phones.
Birgit's personal stash, 250l of beer, and 600kg of chocolate.
(thinking of new ways to procrastinate alll the time
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:
Right... given that I only know men (apart from myself of course) who don't own mobile phones, this leaves me with a huge harem and lots of alcohol and sweets. That's almost better than world domination!!!
I'll consider the Paulaner, though it's Bavarian... it's nice though, maybe I'll have a State Brewery of the Year thing!
Right... given that I only know men (apart from myself of course) who don't own mobile phones, this leaves me with a huge harem and lots of alcohol and sweets. That's almost better than world domination!!!
I'll consider the Paulaner, though it's Bavarian... it's nice though, maybe I'll have a State Brewery of the Year thing!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Ah but world domination would mean all of the above, only more!
more more more.. how dya like it how dya like it..
Ah but world domination would mean all of the above, only more!
more more more.. how dya like it how dya like it..
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Posted:
dammit, my world domination officer is getting a bit megalomaniac there! that's my role, you're supposed to keep me sane!
well then...
1. the 41 members with phones but not mobile phones will all get a title to keep them happy and to make non-members jealous.
2. my clone army is growing in their tanks of nutrient solution, while the production of Darth Vader helmets for them is proceeding rapidly.
3. half the chocolate is used to lure more people into following me.
dammit, my world domination officer is getting a bit megalomaniac there! that's my role, you're supposed to keep me sane!
well then...
1. the 41 members with phones but not mobile phones will all get a title to keep them happy and to make non-members jealous.
2. my clone army is growing in their tanks of nutrient solution, while the production of Darth Vader helmets for them is proceeding rapidly.
3. half the chocolate is used to lure more people into following me.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Posted:
Oops you meant to hire Ry.. I'm 
Ry.. we get mixed up all the time.
I, Ry, am the one who tells you world domination is good, and you should try your best to achieve it.
Ry is the one who tells you world domination is good, and when you achieve it, you should feel guilty.
He's a smeghead.
A friend just lent me seasons 1-8 of Red Dwarf.. can you tell?
Meanwhile, your army of followers is growing.
The 41 remaining are now the Birgitii Templar, who lead your clone army of 2 clones (tanks of nutrient solution cost you 100litres of beer and 100kg of chocolate each- thus you only can afford 2)
Having spent 300kg of chocolate to lure the general public, you have attracted 120 people. Unfortunately, this translates to only 16 people who are still around. The other 104 are the same people who go to supermarkets and linger around middle-aged, apron-wearing ladies who hand out toothpicked-stabbed orange and white coloured food morsels.
State of Birgit's World Domination Inc:
- 41 Birgitii Templar
(with a greens majority: 25 hippies, and 16 who seem to go with the flow)
- 2 Birgit clones
(one of them we can't keep away from the beer, and the other one is unnervingly subservient)
-16 freshies
(result of 300kg of chocolate bribery to the general public)
-2 tanks of clone growing nutrient solution tanks, currently growing 2 more Birgit clones
-100kg of chocolate
- 50 litres of beer
Oops you meant to hire
Ry.. I'm Ry.. we get mixed up all the time.I,
Ry, am the one who tells you world domination is good, and you should try your best to achieve it. Ry is the one who tells you world domination is good, and when you achieve it, you should feel guilty.He's a smeghead.
A friend just lent me seasons 1-8 of Red Dwarf.. can you tell?
Meanwhile, your army of followers is growing.
The 41 remaining are now the Birgitii Templar, who lead your clone army of 2 clones (tanks of nutrient solution cost you 100litres of beer and 100kg of chocolate each- thus you only can afford 2)
Having spent 300kg of chocolate to lure the general public, you have attracted 120 people. Unfortunately, this translates to only 16 people who are still around. The other 104 are the same people who go to supermarkets and linger around middle-aged, apron-wearing ladies who hand out toothpicked-stabbed orange and white coloured food morsels.
State of Birgit's World Domination Inc:
- 41 Birgitii Templar
(with a greens majority: 25 hippies, and 16 who seem to go with the flow)
- 2 Birgit clones
(one of them we can't keep away from the beer, and the other one is unnervingly subservient)
-16 freshies
(result of 300kg of chocolate bribery to the general public)
-2 tanks of clone growing nutrient solution tanks, currently growing 2 more Birgit clones
-100kg of chocolate
- 50 litres of beer