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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
right. I'm ageing rapidly so this thread needs an edit.



NAME: birgit

LOCATION: edinburgh

AGE: 27

JUGGLES: balls, clubs, poi, a tiny bit of staff, diabolo and devilsticks but has not much time to practice and screwed-up wrists at the moment juggle

HAS: been playing poi since autumn 2004

DOES: a phd in toxicology

DOES (when not working/surfing HoP): play guitar, play bass guitar, sing, be outstandingly crap at pool, travel

LIKES: rock/pop/indie music, soup, stuff with melted cheese, meeting strangers on trains and airports, ale-testing, parties with silly themes, raspberries, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, rambling, movies/comedy, random silliness, fantasy books, black and red clothes, ... biggrin

ALSO LIKES: the Edinburgh jugglers and Beltane-people

WOULD LIKE TO: be a vampire for a day/night, travel more, have about 10 hours more in the day, have more snow in winter and less rain in summer, own a chocolate tree



hmmmm... that's it I think biggrin

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
2nd? Now I'm intrigued, Mr. Pogo!

An ex of mine told me he broke a rib because he was really drunk and hadn't realised the locks to his flat had been changed, so he decided to open the door Chuck Norris style ubblol But that can't be #1, surely.

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
maybe surfing? I still didn't try it, but its pretty much on top of my to-do-list.

Apart from that: a friend of mine once broke some ribs when doing martial arts. That might be an interesting version, too.

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I guess we'll have to wait until Pogo comes online again to find out, if he'll tell us (I bet it's something to do with sex, preferrably in the shower or so. If you've ever seen "Roseanne", that's how her mother broke her hip ubblol).

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Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
ubblol... nope... not martial arts, not chuck norris impersonations... and not surfing... rolleyes

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
and Dieter Bohlen broke his "member".
I mean, there's still a difference between a rib, a hip and the other thing, right?

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ohoho, wait, this is a guessing game. cool. So: we always ask a question and you're only allowed to answer with "yes"or "no", o.k.?

So my first question is: is it some sports?

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
spank Aurinko!!! I do NOT want ANY mental images of Dieter Bohlen or his member. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! (by the way, the guy from the Beautiful South did, too, and I don't want to imagine that either!)

My question: Were you on your own when it happened?

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I cracked 2 of my ribs once whilst *cough* fooling around with my now ex...lets just sau the table broke...well actually mums table broke- that was a hard one to explain when they got bak from holiday! ubblol

BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
so what did you say to her, and did she buy it? ubblol

I only ever managed to break 1 bed and 1 chair and no bones, but I blame the boys (especially with the bed)

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Well i was house sitting for her at the time, we also managed to smash the glass in her fireplace as the table broke aswell redface

So i said whilst i was sitting on the table it collapsed and whilst doing so went into the glass of the fireplace, thankfully she bought it and didn't care too much about the table, but thegalss in the fireplace cost me £100 to replace eek

Not good at all! ubblol

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Posted:
... carpetburns biggrin

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TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Posted:
hello!!! whats with all the ribbyness??

and...the carpet burns? confused

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
dunno about carpet burns, but seashells can be painful.

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
same goes for plucking hair out of your nose

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
yikes! Maybe THAT'S why your love life is crap, because you pluck hair out of innocent boys' noses, not because you work too much!!! eek

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
and I always thought that was o.k. as long as I didn't do it on the first date ubblol

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Don't know! When I asked my ex if I should (HE was complaining about the nose hair!!) he said no.

I've sometimes pulled chest hair to be annoying though, which is another good reason why it's better for me to have less hairy boys ubblol

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Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
eek you like jamming toothpicks underneath innocent boys' fingernails too, aurinko...?

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
why toothpicks when I can take a whole peg?

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
hey, this is my intro, not the how to torture boys thread!!! (but go on, this is interesting).

Pogo, you still haven't told us what the most fun way to break your rib is tongue

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
oh, I think he mentioned it in the funny ways to break your rib-thread: some thing with tickling and falling of the table, or something like that

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
aaaaah smile yeah, I remember. It's a Friday morning and my brain's still in bed. There was a very nice dream going on, including Matthew Bellamy, playing a board game against an annoying kid and winning, my dad, a toolkit, and did I mention Matthew Bellamy? ubblove

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DragosaniGOLD Member
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Posted:
comments in your gallery biggrin

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
can't find one... maybe they take a while to appear. Should do more work but I was in all weekend wink

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DragosaniGOLD Member
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Posted:
try again for the comment - I somehow managed to keep it decent...

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
teehee smile Thanks a lot! But I can imagine something nicer than dying in childbirth and then spending the rest of my AFTERlife serving men mead ubblol

But the white horse and the winged helmet sound cool - do I get to sing Wagner out of tune? biggrin

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DragosaniGOLD Member
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Posted:
I didn't know about the childbirth. I just thought they were warrior amazons who got to frolic around with the hottest men in the afterlife and drinking lots of mead... somehow that picture and you just clicked...

Oh and you can sing all the Wagner you want...
Ta ta tata taaaaa ta ta tata taaaaa ta.... ubblol

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
wasn't there something in it about eating the men after making out with them?

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
eeeek! Don't know! But to get to Walhalla, you're either a woman who died in childbirth, or a man who died in battle.

Thinking about that, the woman/blonde blue-eyed muscly warrior ratio is probably none too bad *giggle*

dum dada daaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaa dum dada daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaa dum da da daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaa dum da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
You know a conference has been good when...



... one of the top people in the field invites you to the airline lounge when he hears you're on the same plane (and everyone spends their time in there trying to find ways to put Tabasco in his beer without him noticing)



... there is a plastic penis as a price for the professor who makes the biggest fool out of himself



... since one silly price is not enough, there is a "golden balls" award for the worst golfer, something for the worst hat, slideshows of professors falling asleep during talks and a show-off of people's "worst publications before they were famous"



... you've made yourself a name without presenting, by things like playing football for the England team and losing against Germany on penalties (barefoot and in a skirt) and by answering the "you didn't look scared at all in that match!" with "I went easy on the tackles when I noticed some of my nail polish had come off", and randoms come up to you and congratulate you on your performance



... apparently you were "the only one who could sing" in the drunk karaoke at 3 am



... you remember hitting someone on the head, but not why, but they're still looking forward to seeing you again



... you get called "memorable", but in a good way



... you've made the 3 senior people in the field feel inadequate by drinking the manlier beer



... you have 2 potential job offers biggrin biggrin biggrin bounce (not sure about any of them but 2 people have said I should contact them and send in a cv!!!)



... you've slept 11 hours in 4 days!! Night everyone smile
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