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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Ok, intro thread. Custom Bug reminded me that i dont have one of these, so i better do one, hey?
Name: Rhys Munro Ford
Age: 17 (18 on 22 may)
Height: bout 180cm (6' ish)
Weight: about 70kg
Place of residence: Adelaide, Australia
I spin: Poi, fire poi, willing to learn anything else
Occupation: Student -Bachelor of Applied Science (civil aviation)
MSN address: rmford_@hotmail.com <- Add me!
Err, anything else you wanna know, just ask.
Oh, and if anyone wants me to start putting together an FAQ for each section, feel free to mail me the relevant stuff, and i'll do my best to mash it all together into a coherent block of text.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
It was calling your name!!!
But i'd be careful if I were you...Rhys has a habit of snaring unsuspecting females into his thread....
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
yeh ..been here done that..people were tied up here once you know.
hug me!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I have a feeling I may have been one of them....I dear, I don't remember...I wonder if he used memory altering drugs as well!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
He tied me to a fence with velcro last friday
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i have photo of that somewhere...
*ties everyone up*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
nuh-uh! I'm being all innocent and snuggly in Valura and Petey's threads! NER!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
no. stop. don't...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i'll just have to come and find you and tie you up in there.
But you posted in here. which means that you are here. or something.
*ties rouge and fox up to something nearby*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*isn't posting in here cos she's snuggling petey with lindt chocolate*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
look, there's another post by someone that's not posting in here.
odd, that
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Fox! Psst! Fox! Are you around here? We implementing our plan? I have a secure location ready!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Yes... I think we shall...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Ok fox, strip him down!
MiG! Your Harem awaits!
*push*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*does as she's told and helps push*
teehee...splash...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
egads! 'Tis rather chilly in here...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*points and laughs*
Thought you needed a cold shower
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*mischevious giggle*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
ooo.. he's run off to narnia...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*returns from narnia, through the wardrobe, with a bow and arrows*
Looky my new toy
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
You wish dear...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
no.. can't picture you as a bow and arrow type.. more like diablo of doom..
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
rofl.
Or a stockwihp, maybe? one of those cool fire ones like the balrog has in lord of the rings.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Hi there buddy, hope all is well.
keep well L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Stockwhip.. been looking around at stockwhips lately.. They look like such well-made things. Did you know that the record for most cracks in a minute is around 232?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
speaking of which, i just finished fixing mine. hopefully for the last time in a while. Ima go out and see if it works
@ry: the one i got was from juggleart, i think it was around $60, but you can spend a whole lotta money on one should you desire it. I've seen them for nearly 500 bucks :o
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
lol.. just had to pop in here to say this. I don't know why, but I keep saying yarn when I mean to say twine- which I've been using to make poppers.
In other news. Discovery of the moment!! Getting really frustrated with how easily twine just disappears cracking the whip, I've been looking about the house for something to make a better popper. Don't have nylon thread, or horse hair.. but I saw my spool of pure Kevlar thread sitting around.. took about 1.5-2 metres of it, folded it into quarters, and went about making a standard popper. OMG. It's loud, and ridiculously easy to crack, and I haven't even gone outdoors yet. I'm guessing it'll last a while too. Will wait til I'm outdoors to give a proper test. Yay to not having to muck around with yarn.. or twine anymore
.. Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
making proper poppers?
I use a length of hootchie cord, which is green nylon braided stuff.
In other news, once i learn how to braid so it looks nice (will post pics of my last attempt - icky), ima make me a fire whip. or two. or more, and sell some on ebay.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Kevlar dude! You have to try it. Had some kid who was the NSW kid champion once tell me silk braid was the shtuff.
Fire whip eh! Can't wait to see it. And the attempt too.. show! Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Yeah, i'll shrink it down and stick it in my gallery. Or maybe in here. or something. I'll work it out.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I think i know what my parents meant about being at school. harumph... i'm drowning in bills, got an overmassive shift tomorrow (16 hours), and haven't been able to get my living away from home allowance off the government yet, which is really starting to
me.The saga, as it stands now:
Got all the application forms. Took a little while to sort out which option (satanlink or lafha) would be best, and it turned out to be the lafha. So i filled everything out, sent off the relevant bits and pieces to be signed, and got it all sent away.
Now, before i go much further, the living situation is this:
I lived in whyalla last year, at the uni village, doing a tafe course.
I moved back in with mum in port augusta for a couple of days, while sorting out a new place.
Sorted out new place, moved in.
Mum moved to peterborough.
I started the apprenticeship i'm doing now.
Sent stuff off.
Ok, back to the story.
After sending all the forms back, it took a few weeks for them to sort all the crap out. after about a month and a half or so, with me ringing a couple of times a week, they sent back a letter saying it'd been denied, because when i started the apprenticeship, the parental home was less than 90 minutes travel away. I wrote a fairly strong worded letter back saying that they were rather incorrect in that regard, as at 9th jan, mum was living in peterborough, which is 2 hours away. I'll put the letter up on my site later.
Friday just gone, nearly a month after the letter got sent, i got a call, saying that they'd have to forward it on to the people above them, because they weren't authorised to make that sort of call.
I've got a car to register and run, phone and internet bills to pay, and food to buy. How can i earn money if i can't afford to get my car to and from work? There's no public transport in whyalla at 7:30 am, and there's no point in catching a taxi, it's cheaper to run my car.
People wonder why there's no skilled labour in Australia. It's because of this
, nobody can afford to be an apprentice nowadays. Cost of living's going up, and governmental support is going down. Oh, sure, the businesses that put apprentices on get heaps, especially if they employ under a certain arbitary number of people, but what about the kids that are trying to live on it?
There isn't much stopping from syaing 'shove it', and stacking shelves for twice the amount of money i get now.
And the thing i'm really getting sick of is the older guys, that keep telling me that they were on less than half what i am when they were doing their time. One guy, who's nearing 40, was on $2.70 (i'm on $7.00). SUre, ok, $2.70's not much. But, a loaf of bread back then wasn't 5 bucks. Fuel wasn't a $1.50 a litre and climbing. Rent wasnt.. Oh, you were living at home, were you?
[censored] off.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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