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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Your problem is you spend too much time thinking about fire, and not nearly enough thinking about robots in disguise.

Still, Birmingham. Thats miles away. Is it even in London?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
i think its in the south east area somewhere...

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (*pause for effect*) - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Check out latest additions to the SmallBoy picture gallery courtesy of Mr Jez - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me, alcohol, a suit and the only time Jez ever had paraffin

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I don't want to seem picky, but that paraffin belonged to Stef, not Jez

one of these for smallster:
and one of these for jez:
and UCOF's hiding back there, so he can have some of this: which is nearly as good

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
BTW Everyone should go look at Smallboy's pictures. He looks very lovely and smart and theres all this fire in them too which makes them super excellent.

(cos i realised i messed up your photo plug on the active topics page )

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
person who is small

C@ntus, wha happened to the mod-dom type thing? You know

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Wanders back in from somewhere tropical, with some tropical fish*)

Bram - Skin up.

Simian my man, it's fine......I sent the link to most people via e-mail anyway.

Hey what's do you think of my fish???


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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Bit small arent they? only seem about a centimeter small..and how do you fit on the sofa? its teeny...oh but then again...so are you...


Who wants a joint? like this:

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sorry i meant like this:


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no...actually like this:
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it should last us a good few minutes...

[ 12. March 2003, 23:33: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Wooohooo - and as soon as I recover I think I should take people on a tour of my new pad

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
thought you would like those.....

her...your turn...will hold the other end for you while simian holds the middle and bam holdz the start...

will you be holding a union jack flag so we wont lose you in the immense crowd of people as we wander around your home as they do with the japanesse tourists in london?

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
OK, UCOF. I was in the medical school computer lab on one of the computers whose screen you can see as you walk into the lab and that photo pops up. Two people stopped as they walked past and stared.

Serves me right for reading HOP in here.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
hahahaha! brilliant!


that really would get you rather lean...like tower of pisa.

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
yes, your tank is nice, although it is saltwater and the fish in it that I can see appear to be a wrasse and a trigger or surgeonfish. Know and don't quote me on this as I am not very good with saltwater, but the wrasse appears to be a Moon wrasse, and the other one is a surgeonfish of sorts

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
you really need to get out more mate......

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
says the man who spends the major part of his life on that teeny little sofa staring at a moon wrasse bumping into coral all day.

*plants himself next to the tank for what looks like could be a good few days*

pass that big 'ol spliff then jon

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Mad, you're all MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD>>>>>>>>>>>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH""""""""""!!!!!!!!!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


DsAdsPoi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London


Posted:
* Ads whirlwinds through the room and Intercepts Jon's pass* Muahahahaha, Tiz mine all mine! *then, pegs it out only to get the splif caught in the door frame!* God damn!!

Is that magnets!?


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
BamBam to the rescue

Bammers jumps and grabs the offending sliff before it's broken FOREVER !!!

Ahh the sweet taste of success...

AsAds I do believe this belongs to you (hands over stolen sliff)

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Tsk, and I didn't even get none.

And who's AsAds?

Angelstick Adam

hmm, sounds pretty cool actually

and at least you can pronounce it. How the f*ck are you meant to say DsAds? It totally messes my tongue up.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cheers for pointing that one out babe ohh it's a tough day!!

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Woohooo, tough day indeed.........2 days no fags, one end of year appraisal (one 3% pay rise), 2 and a half hours to go in my working week (Friday/Monday off) and one nights filming with some of my favritest peeps in the world......

How cool????

Right, now - tour of SmallPad............????

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right, OK since we be in the living room/lounge area we'll start here


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As you can see there is a lovely view of the outside world through a wonderful invention I like to call a window

You'll probably all want some now, but being ahead of the game, I have them in nearly every room.

You've all seen/skinned up in/slept in this room already so we'll move on.


I do like the log fire though.......

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oooo and mind the cat


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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Rightio, moving into the kitchen, theres cookies in the oven, kettle on the boil and beer in the fridge
Nice innit?


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[ 14. March 2003, 02:57: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Back into the second living roomy area, check out the view from the balcony.


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Couldn't find one with a graveyard out the back

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Mind the glass top table.........


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.........coke anyone?

Glass that is........

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Trundling upstairs to the spare bedroom, which is nice, but a bit flowery and pink
again, nice balcony and a view that makes it look like the bedroom is actually at street level.


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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Myself I like my room, but there's not enough UV lighting in it, don't u think?


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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Finally there's my bathroom

I'm getting a shower and a corner bath fitted, but I couldn't find either that I liked


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And so concludes tour of place..........

Views on the decor???

Someone go skin up.........

(*Pulls out pre-rolled from magic cigarette packet and starts to smoke on*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
lovely gaff. except you have no room to juggle or swing indoors. show me your double garage with two-storey ceiling and mezzanine floor and you've got yourself a flatmate.

so, to tonight. i have to go home and get video/tape/tripods/fire eqpt/clothes/aerotech charger after work. then will mission down to the home of the miniscule lad (its looking quite a bit different to the last time i was round cam) and on to the cemetary.

who's on the guestlist for tonight then cam?

above all, i sincerely hope you didn't invite that bam girl - she reminds me a bit our mate lisa (except lisa's loads prettier). she say "smallman no reply to email" - i say, he lazy fuck who doesn't even make time for smoke break.

i want to skin up but my boss would surely sack me. the horror.

[ 14. March 2003, 03:17: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cole watch it young man I'm taking away all knee privileges for the next week for you!!!

Tonight both Lisa and BamBam will be playing so there

Err what time are we meeting and where?????

Can are you alive???????

Skin up then.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


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