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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...![[Razz]](images/graemlins/tongue.gif)
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...![[Wink]](images/graemlins/wink.gif)
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
WHO!!!! Is he some singer or something???
never heard of him!!!
Written by: Valura
JEFF MARTIN ON FRIDAY!!!!
SQUEEEEEEE
WHO!!!! Is he some singer or something???
never heard of him!!! :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!! 
SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
whoah, paul... you're really after a chicken-delivered hiding, aren't you?
say you don't know who tool are, either... I double dog dare ya...
whoah, paul... you're really after a chicken-delivered hiding, aren't you?
say you don't know who tool are, either... I double dog dare ya...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*shakes her head* He just doesn't know when to stop.
*sits down to watch the feathers fly*
*shakes her head* He just doesn't know when to stop.
*sits down to watch the feathers fly*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
I take your dare and raise you.... nothing!!!
TOOL are they the ones that sing umm.... you know that song.... with the thing in it and stuff!!!! Isn't there lead singer Rob Zombie!!!! *hysterically giggles as he tries to run away, but the laughing make it to hard* *falls over laughing*
Written by: Pogo69
whoah, paul... you're really after a chicken-delivered hiding, aren't you?
say you don't know who tool are, either... I double dog dare ya...
I take your dare and raise you.... nothing!!!
TOOL
are they the ones that sing umm.... you know that song.... with the thing in it and stuff!!!! Isn't there lead singer Rob Zombie!!!! *hysterically giggles as he tries to run away, but the laughing make it to hard* *falls over laughing* :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
*rubs hands in anticipation of valura-inspired retribution*
gidg... is this seat taken? I wanna good spot for this...
*rubs hands in anticipation of valura-inspired retribution*
gidg... is this seat taken? I wanna good spot for this...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
*wanders in, sees Paul has just dropped himself in a whole world of
, sniggers and initiates a 
*
*wanders in, sees Paul has just dropped himself in a whole world of
, sniggers and initiates a * My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
right. Paul seeing as you are not cool anymore because you are slagging Tool and Jeff I shall give you the following crash course in coolness...
Cool= GOD
Not cool= HAHAHAHHAHA
Cool= Demi Gods
Not Cool= as tall as an ostrich arnt you Paul-o?
Cool= ooooohhhhh
Not Cool= arrrrrrrrgggghhh!
My lesson here is done....
Muahahahah
right. Paul seeing as you are not cool anymore because you are slagging Tool and Jeff I shall give you the following crash course in coolness...
Cool= GOD
Not cool= HAHAHAHHAHA
Cool= Demi Gods
Not Cool= as tall as an ostrich arnt you Paul-o?
Cool= ooooohhhhh
Not Cool= arrrrrrrrgggghhh!
My lesson here is done....
Muahahahah
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
BRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
*rolls around laughing her mismatched socks off*
*rolls around laughing her mismatched socks off*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
oh, and jeff martin is sex on a stick.
oh, and jeff martin is sex on a stick.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
thats right. he is.
See? Rouge is cool.
thats right. he is.
See? Rouge is cool.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
BRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
I knew it'd be worth paying for the good seats...
can I be cool without thinking jeff martin is sex on a stick? cos... well, I like the tea party and all... but really... he does nothing for me...
I knew it'd be worth paying for the good seats...can I be cool without thinking jeff martin is sex on a stick? cos... well, I like the tea party and all... but really... he does nothing for me...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
*cackles manically*
*cackles manically*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
I'm confused, the bible never taught me god was BLUE and BALD
And who was the group of so called Demi-gods!!!!! Me am not familiar with wannabe gods....
But looking at the things that fall into the non-cool categories, i will have to agree with you that i am definately not Cool!!!!!
Written by: Valura
right. Paul seeing as you are not cool anymore because you are slagging Tool and Jeff I shall give you the following crash course in coolness...
Cool= GOD
Not cool= HAHAHAHHAHA
Cool= Demi Gods
Not Cool= as tall as an ostrich arnt you Paul-o?
Cool= ooooohhhhh
Not Cool= arrrrrrrrgggghhh!
My lesson here is done....
Muahahahah
I'm confused, the bible never taught me god was BLUE and BALD
And who was the group of so called Demi-gods!!!!! Me am not familiar with wannabe gods....
But looking at the things that fall into the non-cool categories, i will have to agree with you that i am definately not Cool!!!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Valura honey! That was absolutely PERFECT! I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
Valura honey! That was absolutely PERFECT! I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
I must say i have to give credit where credit is due and that was very funny, even though as per normal i was the brunt of the joke!!! But hey i have to be good for something!! *teehee*
I know chickens don't have teeth but they certainly leave a mark when they bite back.
I must say i have to give credit where credit is due and that was very funny, even though as per normal i was the brunt of the joke!!! But hey i have to be good for something!! *teehee*
I know chickens don't have teeth but they certainly leave a mark when they bite back.
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
I was not directing ANYTHING at you sweetheart.
Like I said.....New perspective on life and I am sure you can appreciate my point of veiw as I Indeed respect and appreciate yours!
I was not directing ANYTHING at you sweetheart.
Like I said.....New perspective on life and I am sure you can appreciate my point of veiw as I Indeed respect and appreciate yours!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Well of course your good for something Paul, besides being the butt
. After all Gita keep you around.
Well of course your good for something Paul, besides being the butt
. After all Gita keep you around. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
brilliant work miss chicken
brilliant work miss chicken Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
Thanks Gidg.... i think!! I think by having me around it take all the attention away from her mistakes when they come up. Which isn't half as often as i manage to
Hey you little kitten, don't encourage that naughty chicken!!!
Written by: Gidg
Well of course your good for something Paul, besides being the butt
Thanks Gidg.... i think!! I think by having me around it take all the attention away from her mistakes when they come up. Which isn't half as often as i manage to
Hey you little kitten, don't encourage that naughty chicken!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*giggle* It's called hoof and mouth disease, I've noticed that some men suffer from it on a consistant basis.
*giggle* It's called hoof and mouth disease, I've noticed that some men suffer from it on a consistant basis.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
me? never
me? never
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
*glares at kitten* don't you pretend your an angel now young lady!!!
*glares at kitten* don't you pretend your an angel now young lady!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Aaaahhh, that sooo cute.
Aaaahhh, that sooo cute.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
How's your sexual performance, Valura? Need some Valura?
*snigger and flee*
How's your sexual performance, Valura? Need some Valura?
*snigger and flee*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
wow.
just wow.
Tomorrow night Troy and I have been personally asked by Jeff Martin to perform at his concert while he is playing the song that originally inspired me to spin...
OH MY FUCKEN GOD.
*swoon*
wow.
just wow.
Tomorrow night Troy and I have been personally asked by Jeff Martin to perform at his concert while he is playing the song that originally inspired me to spin...
OH MY FUCKEN GOD.
*swoon*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Ooooh, I want to be there!!!!! Good luck guys!
Ooooh, I want to be there!!!!! Good luck guys!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
ohh it let me swear... opps
ohh it let me swear... opps
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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