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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
1st: Hi evryone. Peace,Poi,and loads of joy!
2nd:Thank you Malcom and evryone else for such a great sight to come to to talk.
I have laughed myself to nearly the point of tears at some of yall's post's. 
I am currently Stuck in the U.S. ARMY as an 88M(Truck Driver). I'm 27. I have brown hair,one blue eye and one green eye,but the shades are so close you can't tell. I stand at 68" and 180lbs. I've been deployed to Iraq and now am going to be deployed to Afganistan in march of '08.
I listen all kinds of music but my fave is dance music.Any kind of dance music. Trance ,vocal trance, goa, brum n' bass,trip hop,jungle...I could keep going. My favorite styles are drum and bass, progressive trance,and energy.
My favorite movies are Tombstone,H.P. Lovecraft's re-animator,Love & a .45,The ring,Stir of echo's,Hannibal,Resident evil,Final fantasy:the spirits within,The original texas chainsaw massacare 1 & 2, The city of lost children, amelie, the eye, the cube series,silent hill,kung fu hustle,pool hall junkies,Igby Goes Down,The Vampire Effect,The Goonies,Hey D.J.,The host,Stardust,War,Anatomy,Osamu Tezuka's Metropolis,Akira,Appleseed,Perfume,Night at the museum,Phantasm 1&2,and Party Monster!
My fav.books are: The sleeping beauty series by anne rice,The dragonlance series"there are so many different author's that i can't name them all",Stephen King's The dark tower series,and anything by Anne McCaffrey.
well if there is anything else that i haven't thought of i'll edit this later.
Have fun,stay happy,don't hit yourself in the head or dangley bits to much, and P.L.U.R.
EDITED_BY: _VT_ (1199378987)
1st: Hi evryone. Peace,Poi,and loads of joy!
2nd:Thank you Malcom and evryone else for such a great sight to come to to talk.
I have laughed myself to nearly the point of tears at some of yall's post's. I am currently Stuck in the U.S. ARMY as an 88M(Truck Driver). I'm 27. I have brown hair,one blue eye and one green eye,but the shades are so close you can't tell. I stand at 68" and 180lbs. I've been deployed to Iraq and now am going to be deployed to Afganistan in march of '08.
I listen all kinds of music but my fave is dance music.Any kind of dance music. Trance ,vocal trance, goa, brum n' bass,trip hop,jungle...I could keep going. My favorite styles are drum and bass, progressive trance,and energy.
My favorite movies are Tombstone,H.P. Lovecraft's re-animator,Love & a .45,The ring,Stir of echo's,Hannibal,Resident evil,Final fantasy:the spirits within,The original texas chainsaw massacare 1 & 2, The city of lost children, amelie, the eye, the cube series,silent hill,kung fu hustle,pool hall junkies,Igby Goes Down,The Vampire Effect,The Goonies,Hey D.J.,The host,Stardust,War,Anatomy,Osamu Tezuka's Metropolis,Akira,Appleseed,Perfume,Night at the museum,Phantasm 1&2,and Party Monster!
My fav.books are: The sleeping beauty series by anne rice,The dragonlance series"there are so many different author's that i can't name them all",Stephen King's The dark tower series,and anything by Anne McCaffrey.
well if there is anything else that i haven't thought of i'll edit this later.
Have fun,stay happy,don't hit yourself in the head or dangley bits to much, and P.L.U.R.
EDITED_BY: _VT_ (1199378987)
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
*get's on the diveing board and does a backflip* BONZAI!!!!!
*get's on the diveing board and does a backflip* BONZAI!!!!!
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
Puk runs in and does a huge belly flop !.
Puk runs in and does a huge belly flop !.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
""BOMB DIVE!!!""
**Notices bikini top float to the top of the jelly...**
oh damn how embrassing
""BOMB DIVE!!!""
**Notices bikini top float to the top of the jelly...**
oh damn how embrassing
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
How do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
*Inocently walks in and slips on a random piece of jelly*
OK, so now you've got a law suit on your hands...
*Inocently walks in and slips on a random piece of jelly*
OK, so now you've got a law suit on your hands...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Posted:
*runs in and tackle glomps Arsn into the pool*
Ooops...Sorry about that...Didn't mean to knock you into the pool...Terribly sorry...
*runs in and tackle glomps Arsn into the pool*
Ooops...Sorry about that...Didn't mean to knock you into the pool...Terribly sorry...
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
go 'head, I dun't care. tryin' to get money from a broke person is like tryin' to squeeze blood from a turnip. It ain't happenin'.
go 'head, I dun't care. tryin' to get money from a broke person is like tryin' to squeeze blood from a turnip. It ain't happenin'.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
SILVER Member
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Posted:
Awww....
*gives VT a huggle*
Awww....
*gives VT a huggle*
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
How do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
Oh yeah then what do you think about this...
*Starts to squeeze a turnip, until a red liquid flows from the vegetable*
Oh, wait, that's just juice...
Oh well... *Glomps Elanna*
Oh yeah then what do you think about this...
*Starts to squeeze a turnip, until a red liquid flows from the vegetable*
Oh, wait, that's just juice...
Oh well... *Glomps Elanna*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
lol' stupid man! I have kept all the blood filled turnips for myself!(mwahahahahahahahahaha)
lol' stupid man! I have kept all the blood filled turnips for myself!(mwahahahahahahahahaha)
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
A pool..Yyayayaya!!!!!
Swan dives into the pool
A pool..Yyayayaya!!!!!
Swan dives into the pool
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
How do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
Ok who order the swan???
V.T. I'm looking in your direction!!!
Ok who order the swan???
V.T. I'm looking in your direction!!!
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Are we skinnydipping, or are swimsuits required?
Are we skinnydipping, or are swimsuits required?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
ooh ooh skinnydipping!!!
ooh ooh skinnydipping!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
Birthday suits are optional! I,myself tend to lean more to the nudey way of aquatics, but if you must wear a batthing suit than please let it be stylish. such as cut off's,T shirts,and or under garments. 
Birthday suits are optional! I,myself tend to lean more to the nudey way of aquatics, but if you must wear a batthing suit than please let it be stylish. such as cut off's,T shirts,and or under garments.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg walks in playing with her slinky, sits cross legged at the side of the pool and watches everyone in the pool filled with thick green stuff.
shshshshllllliiinnnncccchhhhkkkkk
VT, what was this remark I've just heard about people and slinkies?
Gidg walks in playing with her slinky, sits cross legged at the side of the pool and watches everyone in the pool filled with thick green stuff.
shshshshllllliiinnnncccchhhhkkkkk
VT, what was this remark I've just heard about people and slinkies?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
How do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
Jumps into the pool wearing a full mascot monkey suit...
Jumps into the pool wearing a full mascot monkey suit...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Watches the hairy bits floating on top...
passes VT one of those floaty things to put your drinks in.
Watches the hairy bits floating on top...
passes VT one of those floaty things to put your drinks in.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
*vt get's out of the pool and free's the ever so sticky but strangley erotic feeling jello from his nether regions* oi,you in the monkey suit!Get that thing off and out of the pool before you clogg the filter.Do you know how hard it is to find a filter that filters jello?
*vt get's out of the pool and free's the ever so sticky but strangley erotic feeling jello from his nether regions* oi,you in the monkey suit!Get that thing off and out of the pool before you clogg the filter.Do you know how hard it is to find a filter that filters jello?
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
.:*leaps off the edge of the moon and bom dives monkey boy (arsn) out of the jello.... *:.
.:*leaps off the edge of the moon and bom dives monkey boy (arsn) out of the jello....
*:. *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
crazy jello happenings have been going on without me? say it isn't so! well at least i'm here now! *jumps in the jello pool* strawberry jello's my weakness but lime is okay too!~
,
Christina
crazy jello happenings have been going on without me? say it isn't so! well at least i'm here now! *jumps in the jello pool* strawberry jello's my weakness but lime is okay too!~
,Christina
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
*points and laughs at arsn as he skids across the deck.* Thankies Moon Pixie.
*points and laughs at arsn as he skids across the deck.* Thankies Moon Pixie.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
Just for shits and giggles i thought i would add my Dolphin to the pool. Enjoy.
Just for shits and giggles i thought i would add my Dolphin to the pool. Enjoy.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
waits patiently for a pic of VTs bondage shorts
waits patiently for a pic of VTs bondage shorts
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
sorry gnor, i don't have a camera.
sorry gnor, i don't have a camera.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
BRONZE Member
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
here you can borrow my camera~
here you can borrow my camera~
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
Thankies, but it's k! I will be in possesion of one shortly. will the pounce model for me by the pool with jello on instead of a bathing suit?
Thankies, but it's k! I will be in possesion of one shortly. will the pounce model for me by the pool with jello on instead of a bathing suit?
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
SILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
like this?
Non-Https Image Link
oh wait, you said INSTEAD of a bathing suit
like this?
Non-Https Image Link
oh wait, you said INSTEAD of a bathing suit
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I personally would prefer more like this:
Non-Https Image Link
I personally would prefer more like this:
Non-Https Image Link
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Posted:
My dear lightning,With a man like that i don't think i would know where to begin. *he's lying!* no,i'm not! *yes,you are!* Ok,maybe a little,but don't listen to him. he's full of [censored]!
My dear lightning,With a man like that i don't think i would know where to begin. *he's lying!* no,i'm not! *yes,you are!* Ok,maybe a little,but don't listen to him. he's full of [censored]! Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
I'm with lightning...
I'm with lightning...
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