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Location: High Wycombe, England
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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I thought you might like your own crack squad of jedi Squirrels
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Bwha ha ha.
Skully., that's priceless!
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Once again...
Bov, I saw this, and instantly thought of you
https://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
Momma Bear
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love it jonny Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Tosser
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I have the same page bookmarked in my 'For Bov' Favourites.. he's gettting a rep isn't he Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
If none of you guys shave between now and Play we could have a beard shape shaving workshop
I will give chocolate to the person with the best handlebar moustache of the weekend
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we could have a beard shape shaving workshop
Skully, something you aren't telling the rest of us?
PS Hi Bov!
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Charles have you not looked in my gallery?
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Mumma Hen
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I remember bovvie. he was lovely and he used to play here a fair amount. where for is he now...?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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He does working
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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We need to get an article written about Bov published in The Chap magazine
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Momma Bear
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hehe, my friend Tim, who i met in Oxford at the weekend, went to the Chap Olympiads yesterday!
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Well, first step is to write the article... Get it published somewhere else, and then get one fo the writers to read it... :-)
Oh Hi Bov.
Hi everyone else...
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Yes. Bov should indeed be in The Chap
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um... happy birthday???
I think....
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Mr Bovril Monkey man,
We love you more than jam.
You're the greatest,
You're our chum,
Jon has photos of your bum!
Happy Birthday!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Cambridge UK
HoPpy Birthday Bov! :bounce;
I guess that means it's your 'real' birthday tomorrow?
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Happy birthday! Or happy almost-birthday!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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*hug*
Miss you dude.
I hope you had an awesome day.
I was going to get you one of these to interrupt your family birthday meal
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UCOF... That is an absoultely hilarious waste of my precious time...
Now how do i send that to everyone I know..
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Right-click and save it. Then add it as an attachment to everyone
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Woohoo! (See how studying computer science at Uni makes me miss the little things).
Bovril Bovril, Whereforeartthou Bovirl!
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Tosser
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He famously doesn't read introductions. So we can say anything we want and he won't read it.
Hmmmmmmm.....
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Bovril invented the aposthrophe!!
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Bovril loves lamp.
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Too late... that must be why he isn't replying... he's got someone's Ella!
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