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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Dear Bov
I think maybe I have neglected to tell you just how spectacularly amazingly fantabulous you are lately.
Rory you are a wonderful person and I'm so glad to know you!
Life is a lot more
<------ for having you in it!
Dear Bov
I think maybe I have neglected to tell you just how spectacularly amazingly fantabulous you are lately.
Rory you are a wonderful person and I'm so glad to know you!
Life is a lot more
<------ for having you in it! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Dear Captain Underpants
Please furnish me, in a PM, with an address I can mail your Christmas card to.
Love and uber squishy hugs
Skully
Dear Captain Underpants
Please furnish me, in a PM, with an address I can mail your Christmas card to.
Love and uber squishy hugs
Skully
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
Sheesh Bovril, its about time you replied in your own thread...especially with both Skully and Cassandra recently posting...
Come on boy, get a move on!
Sheesh Bovril, its about time you replied in your own thread...especially with both Skully and Cassandra recently posting...
Come on boy, get a move on!
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
He says he hardly bothers with intros, much like OneWheelDave doesnt bother with social chat
for Bov (as you are so lovely)
He says he hardly bothers with intros, much like OneWheelDave doesnt bother with social chat
for Bov (as you are so lovely) GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Pfffffft well why didn't someone tell me that before?? I'd just have PM-ed him
wonders off to pester Rory with PM's
Pfffffft well why didn't someone tell me that before?? I'd just have PM-ed him
wonders off to pester Rory with PM's
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Best thing to do, is to courier badger a parchment over to him detailing what you require.
Best thing to do, is to courier badger a parchment over to him detailing what you require.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hmmmmm where will I get a badger at this time of day? They don't come out in the morning. They're lazy buggers!
Hmmmmm where will I get a badger at this time of day? They don't come out in the morning. They're lazy buggers!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
bnjour misour Bovril
how are you sir?
would you like some rubber bands to firew round your room?
bnjour misour Bovril
how are you sir?
would you like some rubber bands to firew round your room?
Step (el-nombrie)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Mr Bov
I miss you!
Mr Bov
I miss you!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Yes sir, you can boogie, but you havent been here since the 21st of October.
Yes sir, you can boogie, but you havent been here since the 21st of October.
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Oops
Yeah, I don't venture into the depths of the intros section often.
s to everyone who's posted in here since I was here last 
Oops
Yeah, I don't venture into the depths of the intros section often.
s to everyone who's posted in here since I was here last But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Thats a lame reply
I demand a reply to every person individually since your last post.
:bumwiggle:
Thats a lame reply
I demand a reply to every person individually since your last post.
:bumwiggle:
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Skully:
Mr Chutney:
Charles:
Cass:
UCOF:
Mech:
Better?
I'll probably come back tomorrow, for now I'm knackered and need some sleep.
Skully:
Mr Chutney:
Charles:
Cass:
UCOF:
Mech:
Better?
I'll probably come back tomorrow, for now I'm knackered and need some sleep.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
yeah, that'll do for now
Sleep soundly my friend.
yeah, that'll do for now
Sleep soundly my friend.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY! It's Bovie!
Jonny stop picking on the meaty flavoured monkey!
YAY! It's Bovie!
Jonny stop picking on the meaty flavoured monkey!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi Bov
I've never been here before - it's kinda nice in a minimalist-type way, distinct absence of glitter and assorted food stuffs....
Cheesecake anyone?
Hi Bov
I've never been here before - it's kinda nice in a minimalist-type way, distinct absence of glitter and assorted food stuffs....
Cheesecake anyone?
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Would that "yes Sir, you can boogie" come from the person next to you in work? Tell them to quit it with the 80's disco
I'm still waiting for someone to make me a 70's ultimate disco mix to hoop to. Tell them to get on to it!
Written by: UnbeatenChampionOfFighting
Yes sir, you can boogie, but you havent been here since the 21st of October.
Would that "yes Sir, you can boogie" come from the person next to you in work? Tell them to quit it with the 80's disco
I'm still waiting for someone to make me a 70's ultimate disco mix to hoop to. Tell them to get on to it!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
"Would that "yes Sir, you can boogie" come from the person next to you in work?"
Yes, yes it would
and one 70's disco megamix hoop cd coming up
"Would that "yes Sir, you can boogie" come from the person next to you in work?"
Yes, yes it would
and one 70's disco megamix hoop cd coming up
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Flynt: Bovril, do you have something to tell me?
Bovril: I havn't impregnated anyone
Flynt: so that one mad night of drunken passion we had didnt spawn any unwanted offspring?
Bovril: I havn't sprouted any offspring filled bulges yet so unless you have, it doesn't look like it
Flynt: nope. no spawn shaped bumps here....
Flynt: Bovril, do you have something to tell me?
Bovril: I havn't impregnated anyone
Flynt: so that one mad night of drunken passion we had didnt spawn any unwanted offspring?
Bovril: I havn't sprouted any offspring filled bulges yet so unless you have, it doesn't look like it
Flynt: nope. no spawn shaped bumps here....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
You will like..
You will like..
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
Thanks UCOF, but I'm pretty sure Bov knows all about BHQ!
He even introduced me to mbd2.com, a much better resource, although not quite as vast in content as BHQ...
By the way, if anyone gets a copy of the latest Balloon Magic magazine by Qualatex, my BBQ is featured on the international page...
Thanks UCOF, but I'm pretty sure Bov knows all about BHQ!
He even introduced me to mbd2.com, a much better resource, although not quite as vast in content as BHQ...
By the way, if anyone gets a copy of the latest Balloon Magic magazine by Qualatex, my BBQ is featured on the international page...
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Runs in and puts you in my mouth.... nope..... treis putting you on toast...nope.... its not the same
miss you
Runs in and puts you in my mouth.... nope..... treis putting you on toast...nope.... its not the same
miss you Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
Was great to meet you and chat in the pub over the weekend
Was great to meet you and chat in the pub over the weekend
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
"Runs in and puts you in my mouth"
Lucky Bov
Rory, you kick ass, and Ive decided I need to write a booklet explaining how to put up and take down the tent foryou for when Im not there
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Oh.. and while im here: https://www.ducttapefashion.com/
"Runs in and puts you in my mouth"
Lucky Bov Rory, you kick ass, and Ive decided I need to write a booklet explaining how to put up and take down the tent foryou for when Im not there
Non-Https Image Link
Oh.. and while im here: https://www.ducttapefashion.com/
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
i was seeing what he tasted like
i was seeing what he tasted like
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
heya man
how are you? will you be at ham of clap on the 6th and 7th?
hopefully see you there
heya man
how are you? will you be at ham of clap on the 6th and 7th?hopefully see you there
back
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
i like the duct tape fitted hats
i like the duct tape fitted hats
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Everyone needs Camping Tips and Penny stoves
Everyone needs Camping Tips and Penny stoves
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