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Login/Join to ParticipateZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*edit - my god this is about 2 years old. time for an update!
hey guys,
my names Ed, and im an alcoholic...what?...no applause?....oh crap...wrong group...anyway
Sex: male
Physical Age: 24
Mental Age: 8
Location: at present - House of Gabe, Brisbane
Your favourite website/s: Here!
i seem to spend far too much time chatting with other wierd and wonderful people here.
Favourite Toys: Poi, Contact Staff, Doubles, Doubles Contact, rope dart, my body, other people bodies, sketch pad, & unicycle, sewing machine, furry pants.
Been twirling for: been poiing for over 4 years, contact staffing and doublsing for over two. Have dabbled in most toys over the last 4 yrs
Occupation: Chemical Engineer, Hugger, & Village Idiot.
Hobbies: juggling & firearts (obviously!) music, art, books, history, dance, food, wine, and cooking, ranting, pondering, & massage
Music: originally alternative rock stuff (jeff buckley, radiohead, muse, coldplay, augie march etc - my friends complain my music collection is too depressing) but the occaisional foray into jazz and classical. Over the past yr or so have started really enjoying 'repetative electronic dance music' which i never would have expected. Loving Infected mushsoom, Sphongles DJ set at Erisian Fields doof was a high point in my life
- into anything at the moment - most listening to the Cure, Antony, Younger Brother at the mo.Movies: python & general comedy (mainly british), dark and moody stuff, and quirky short films.
Books: most things - love the fantasy - LOTR etc, also read history - ancient, religous, and science.
Favourite Colour: Burning Kerosene,
Favourite Smell: see above, also Fudge hair stuff, sex, lemon & ginger tea, and the beach (all combined even better!)
Favourite Quote/Saying: theres several...
how about...
if you love something, let it go;
if it comes back, its yours;
if doesnt, hunt it down and kill it.
or maybe a douglas adams quote
"...and then, one thursday afternoon almost 2000 years after a man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change...."
i wont even start on python quotes...
thats about it.
cheers.
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1152254858)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
It's not Friday yet! Not for one hour and fourty minutes!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yes - well you are a bit behind the rest of the world over there arent you
squee! am most excellent dearest Gita + 1. Mostly settled down, and planning on having my first completely relaxing weekend ive had for several months.
my priorities include having a swim, a massage, some frivilous shopping and lots of sleeeeeep.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Having a swim.. ahh Gabe's wonderful pool.. Think I'd swim every day if I lived there..
Going to juggle Monday?
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*bounces in*
heya sir!
i made it safely to melbourne!thanks so much for having me over the other night
and introducing me to fans.. 
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hi!
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh wow doc! that is just a slight bit of yummy right there!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Rougie, feel free to add your own contribs...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*hyperventilates*
thankies for that rather stunning present
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Dammit, the pic doesn't work. I have a feeling I missed something good!
*hugs Ed*
How have you been Mister? See you at Common Ground, or maybe another Moonfest if I can find the money!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
neither could i - right click the image, go to properties, copy the target and then paste it in the address bar - then youll see it
I is good! see you at CG
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Oh my! It worked!
*fans herself*
*swoon*
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
eddie me man!
come out with us all!
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
wow!
it was so cool to finally meet youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
so nice to see you again last night sweetheart!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
at both the lovely ladies! "Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Oh click me! CLICK ME!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Links to porn sites Rouge??
Not far off! "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
lovely! a nice side profile to show off a bit of flab
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
hmmm, strip hooping... a chance to learn some new tricks *AND* get ur gear off @ the same time... does it get any better than that?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ed, don't blame the angle of the photo showing stuff off! I believe it's your eagerness to get your gear off!
pat, i am sure it does, but I believe that's reserved more for pounce's thread
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Hey Ed! How did you pull up this morning. Did you have with my girlfriend last night!
(that should spice up this thread a little) :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!! 
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
pat, i am sure it does, but I believe that's reserved more for pounce's thread
*pogo quickly scampers off to find pounce's thread*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
strip hooping?
classic.. at ya Ed! ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: GitasGuy
Hey Ed! How did you pull up this morning. Did you have with my girlfriend last night!
yes! we had a lovely time at the Orgy... oh sorry i meant Augie
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Catching you at juggle tomorrow dude? Or will it have to wait for til the next doof? Hey btw.. have you heard something about a Gooble related event? Heard something from Kyle..
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
*glomp*
Hi mister Ed!!
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Someone has tried to suffercate him!!!
He doesn't look happy :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
lmao...!!!
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Hey Ed,
Great to see you, yesterday. Hope you had an uneventful flight.
Cheers!
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
paul! where on earth did you find that pic?! 
hi ed!! do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
me googled the muppets!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
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