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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
My valentines day is this weekend. :-)
I expect I'll have recovered.
My valentines day is this weekend. :-)
I expect I'll have recovered.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Welcome back doc
, you'll have to tell us some details most of us are desperate and alone lol, the singles thread is brimming with activity.
Welcome back doc
, you'll have to tell us some details most of us are desperate and alone lol, the singles thread is brimming with activity. Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
BJ, come visit us sometime.
BJ, come visit us sometime.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I just realized that because my name is tagged to the "Template" I now am no more than two clicks from this thread if I go to the intro thread.
That's odd.
I just realized that because my name is tagged to the "Template" I now am no more than two clicks from this thread if I go to the intro thread.
That's odd.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
*pokes head around door*
*sees nothing too threatening*
*comes in*
Hey Doc *glomp* how're you? long time no... erm... post... or something.
*pokes head around door*
*sees nothing too threatening*
*comes in*
Hey Doc *glomp* how're you? long time no... erm... post... or something.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
*brings wine and chocolates*
'ello! i brought you a little gift i've decided i intend on making it my goal to come out your way by the end of the year. so be prepared!!! 
*brings wine and chocolates*
'ello! i brought you a little gift
i've decided i intend on making it my goal to come out your way by the end of the year. so be prepared!!! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Oh honey, I'm prepared!
Bring a twister mat, dear.
Oh honey, I'm prepared!
Bring a twister mat, dear.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
oooooooh sounds fun!
oooooooh sounds fun!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I have the honey and maple syrup here already.
I have the honey and maple syrup here already.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh now that really does sound nice...
Can I bring my twister mat? its slightly modified....
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Means you fall over more when covered in honey and maple syrup...
...
Oh now that really does sound nice...
Can I bring my twister mat? its slightly modified....
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Means you fall over more when covered in honey and maple syrup...
...
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
OK. All sexual innuendo aside...
MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE IS TO PLAY NAKED TWISTER ON AN INFLATABLE TWISTER MAT WHILE SMEARED WITH HONEY/SYRUP.
You may quote me on this.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1141269686)
OK. All sexual innuendo aside...
MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE IS TO PLAY NAKED TWISTER ON AN INFLATABLE TWISTER MAT WHILE SMEARED WITH HONEY/SYRUP.
You may quote me on this.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1141269686)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
*pouts and feels neglected*
*pouts and feels neglected*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
*quotes lighnting about this at every chance possible*
can i bring chocolate pudding too?
*quotes lighnting about this at every chance possible*
can i bring chocolate pudding too?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
Posted:
pudding.....
*drools*
pudding.....
*drools*
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
*wipes drool from fNi's chin*
*wipes drool from fNi's chin*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*lavishes attention on Foxy*
Pudding, dear? It's...clean.
*lavishes attention on Foxy*
Pudding, dear? It's...clean.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
I'll play naked twister with you - can I lick the honey off?
I'll play naked twister with you - can I lick the honey off?
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
What the bouncy inflatable twister needs, to add to the difficulty, is 4 strong muscle bound men, one on each corner, to jiggle it up and down as the contestants try to place their hands and feet
What the bouncy inflatable twister needs, to add to the difficulty, is 4 strong muscle bound men, one on each corner, to jiggle it up and down as the contestants try to place their hands and feet
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
skully, i like you idea
skully, i like you idea
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
hahaha no kidding!
hahaha no kidding!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Skully, good idea...but only if the four strong muscle-bound men get to join in.
And stop teasing, Ben. It's not nice. *pouts* Damn straight boys.
Skully, good idea...but only if the four strong muscle-bound men get to join in.
And stop teasing, Ben. It's not nice. *pouts* Damn straight boys.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
heya Mr long time no talk - hows the large red fruit treating ya?
been missing ya - any news on you coming over this side of the puddle?
heya Mr long time no talk - hows the large red fruit treating ya? been missing ya - any news on you coming over this side of the puddle? back
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
*pounce hugs the Doc*
hiya Mikey
got any chewable morphine?
*pounce hugs the Doc*
hiya Mikey
got any chewable morphine?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Hey, Tink. No chewable morphine. I have some 8-hour Tylenol, though (paracetamol).
Linden, probably not until late summer at the earliest. I might pop over for a weekend if I can get a cheap ticket.
Hey, Tink. No chewable morphine. I have some 8-hour Tylenol, though (paracetamol).
Linden, probably not until late summer at the earliest. I might pop over for a weekend if I can get a cheap ticket.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
can i have some thing to help me finishing the house cleaning off?
does not have to be pill based, you could just send oer some good looking nurses for me?
can i have some thing to help me finishing the house cleaning off?
does not have to be pill based, you could just send oer some good looking nurses for me?
Step (el-nombrie)
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
ok who's matt?
and why is he inflatable? 
*runs out*
Written by: Doc Lightning
MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE IS TO PLAY NAKED TWISTER ON AN INFLATABLE TWISTER MATT WHILE SMEARED WITH HONEY/SYRUP.
You may quote me on this.
ok who's matt?
and why is he inflatable?
*runs out*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm matt!
I'm inflatable... I didnt think I was... wheres the bit you blow?
Oooooo
I'm matt!
I'm inflatable... I didnt think I was... wheres the bit you blow?
Oooooo
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enthusiast
274 posts
Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA
enthusiast
274 posts
Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA
Posted:
OOOOO can i PLAY?!?!?! oh and i think i will quote you on this
Written by: Doc Lightning
OK. All sexual innuendo aside...
MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE IS TO PLAY NAKED TWISTER ON AN INFLATABLE TWISTER MATT WHILE SMEARED WITH HONEY/SYRUP.
You may quote me on this.
OOOOO can i PLAY?!?!?! oh and i think i will quote you on this
You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Lightning hun, I advertised for musclular men to be the corner wigglers on your inflatable twister. There appears to be a queue forming...
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The queue just keeps on getting longer
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and longer
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and longer
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and longer
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I've tried keeping them in some kind of order but I think you better start interviewing them for the job soon as I'm not sure I can them entertained much longer
Lightning hun, I advertised for musclular men to be the corner wigglers on your inflatable twister. There appears to be a queue forming...
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The queue just keeps on getting longer
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and longer
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and longer
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and longer
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I've tried keeping them in some kind of order but I think you better start interviewing them for the job soon as I'm not sure I can them entertained much longer
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Bugger the twister mat, can the first set of lads wiggle me?!
Bugger the twister mat, can the first set of lads wiggle me?!