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Posted: 26th Nov 2003
hello flid

In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
'ello! how are you today? fancy a hug?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Hello. Hi there. Howdy. How ya doin'?

Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Gidg climbs into Flid's lap

how are you doing! haven't seen you around for like, forever

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
hello!
i see one of your interests/hobbies is hugs...well then...


*skips out, humming happily to herself*

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*

Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi

Posted: 26th Nov 2003

You forgot your obsession with chrome and your search for the perfect vegan caramel recipe.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Mmmmmmm, chrome and caramel.

Hello!

E pluribus unum, baby.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
and even better... caramel chrome...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Flid, you are an absolute star

I'm so privaledged to be able to call you a friend

Thanks, for everything!

xoxoxxo
Much love
Flynty

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
ello

umm why did you ban the word lemon on the chat room i couldnt offer anyone lemonade!!

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Because L***n is a naughty word.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
but lemons are yellow and lemoney and make lemonade and other exciting products like lemon sherberts and lemon starbusts and lemon is an essential ingrediant for making some types of cheese's like red leicster and lemon makes most cheese's melt more excitingly and lemon makes a nice garnish for salads and lemon juice is great on pancakes and lemon cakes are wicked
lemons are great.

birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's

Posted: 27th Nov 2003
yes lemon lemon lemon lemon LEMON!!!!! umm weasel you left out lemon curd





umm why is lemon a bad word?!?!?!?????????????????!?

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

Posted: 27th Nov 2003
Flid you left out your secret obsession with the colour pink


Love ya Flid

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 27th Nov 2003
cheers guys, dont really have enough energy to write a proper reply now, been really ill over the last coupld of days with flu. I'm currently accepting donations of hugs, sympathy and lemsip (blackcurrant of course). Biohazard suits are available on request.

Posted: 27th Nov 2003


feel better!!!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 30th Nov 2003
Cheers for the multiple sources of hugs. I haven't been as ill in years as I have been this week, but I'm on the mend now.



Polythene: But Chrome is Shiney! If I said just chrome then that would miss out other fantastic items I have, like my brushed aluminium keyboard and all my stainless steel kitchen equipment



Narr: because there is an evil and worrying cult operating in this region. Their manefesto is unknown, but they seem to be obsessed with spreading propoganda about lemony goodness. I felt banning it was more important at the time than ****, ****, **** and ******* girls ****ing ****** *** carpet shop salesmen. Had i known it was associated with cheese making, i would have banned it before i wrote it. How that works i'm not sure, but i would have figured it out.



I also forgot to mention in my original post my obsession with the colour pink
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Spanner: If i thought anyone would use it I would have probably added it before, but seen as you asked, I've written a quick one just now

Posted: 30th Nov 2003
I thought I'd already been in here. Guess not. *shrug*

Now I have.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
cool, thanks for your recomendations! I'm not sure about stories, but i did read catcher in the rye at school and remember it to be reasonably [censored] up, so maybe i'll read it again. Downsize this is already on my list. I've heard of some of the others, no doubt *someone* will buy me a book token or 2 for chrimbo, so I'll buy a few in the new year and let you know how i get on



The keyboard was to replace the black apple pro keyboard i had before. Apple pro keyboards are the nads in keyboard design, honestly i haven't seen a better keyboard before (once you get over how cool lit up ones are and realise they are actually quite tacky), but unfortunately about 30 minutes into writting your first essay on one you realise how much they suck. I really like laptop keyboards, so i bought this one instead. It's pretty minimalist, there's no stupid keys you never use (although i did get used to volume keys on the apple pro), and the brushed aluminium looks really cool. The cursor/home/delete keys are merged into the main keyboard part like a laptop, and space is at a premium on my desk (there's already 3 computers on it). It's feet are conceeled underneath, so it kind of looks like it's floating over the desk. I know you can buy keyboards for under 3 quid, and for the first 6 years of owning PCs i never spent more than about a tenner on each keyboard, but seriously if you have 30 quid to burn then get one (like give up smoking for a week if not )! It's almost half the price of an apple pro, and so much better for writting long posts on.



I'm too cheap for Lian Li, i'd rather spend the money on actual components instead. My current case on my machine is one of these ones. It's a poor imatation of an aluminium case. They are sold as 'aluminium alloy', which means they are steel, with a bit of aluminium melted into them so they can put it in the title. It's obvious that it's painted to look metal, and well, i've had it a year now and the novelty has worn off. The side window's design was pretty cool at first, but i bought some red LED fans and suddenly the combination of a blue cathode and red LEDs projected a glow onto my wall that reminds me of a cheesy winebar's sign. So, now that the machine is a decent spec and my computer budget for the xmas period doesn't need spending on components, i'm seriously considering doing 2 things to it. Firstly buying zalman heatsinks/fans/PSU for it and making it silent. Currently it has 'quiet' and 'noiseless' parts in it, which actually just means 27db (as opposed to 40db in most computers). But 27db is totally audiable, you need to go down to 20db to be silent. This will cost about 100 quid. Secondly i'm considering a Lian-Li PC65 case. It's another 100 and is to be honest a bit extravegant. I'm not sure i can really warrant the cost of it, there are other things which i'd get more enjoyment out of that i should spend any money i have on, but heh. We'll see, maybe i'll treat myself this xmas

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
I cant belive i forget the lemon curd and its lemonny goodness


hugs to help aid recovery


Cheese making is one of the nobleist of causes and lemons help aid its cheesey goodness if lemons are banned then they shall strive despite the oppression of the anti lemon flid regime.

vive le lemon

birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
insisting on a lian-li is a bit much, i generally try to build computers for people for as cheap as possible, then let them choose which things they want to spend more on. Most people prefer a slightly faster cpu or more ram than a flashy case.

The keys are basically the same as a laptop keyboard, so if you like those you'll like this. They arn't as silent as they could be, but they don't rattle and feel firm in all directions but up/down (nothing worse than a keyboard on which the keys wobble when you put your finger on the top). The keys are flush to the aluminium chasis which is nice, i guess the main downside is that you can't adjust the tilt (but i'm used to that now). It also only has a usb connection, but to be honest these days most motherboards don't have a problem with that. I can't suggest it as an essential item, because you can get perfectly working keyboards for a tenth of the price, but if you fancy spending 30 quid on something that will match your case, then go for it.

You missed lemsip too. Hugs appreciated , but lemon is still banned. You'll be campaigning for pink things soon

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
pink lemons

birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
like these?:


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(the fifth result in google image search for "lemon pink")

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
no pink lemons not lemon pink

birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
like one of these?


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is it just me or has the women in the picture above been out in th sun a bit long?

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
it's come to my attention that various other intro threads have naked mud wrestling lesbian orgies. How do i aquire such a thing for here?

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
You could start by lining up the shooters, and play any sort of game that involves taking off clothes when you win (or lose) and drinking either way.

Or maybe just do what I am doing and lurk in Pounces thread drawing on the beautiful bodies.

I think Pounce is organising a little do on Sunday.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

Posted: 5th Dec 2003
ah, you just have to set the environment from the beginning. once you go normal, it's hard to go back but feel free to come join in the brownie mix wrestling and nekkid twister

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 6th Dec 2003
ok i have the twister:




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and the brownie mix:




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where do i get the wrestling lesbians?

Posted: 6th Dec 2003
LMAO

i'm sorry, for some reason all the lesbians are hanging out in my thread or spitfire's. i think we all tend to set the perfect environment or something. but you are more than welcome to come and watch us

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**