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Login/Join to ParticipateStar Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
and I'm as nervous as if I'm walking into a bar full of strangers - so deep breath and here we go...
Just got into poi and i'm pretty crap but it's just such a buzz so gonna keep at it - who says you can't teach an old dog...
a good friend is getting married next august and she's told her mum I'll do fire! no pressure then.
I'm not v good at chat rooms n stuff, they scare me - in fact it's been 3 years since I last went on one but the guy who introduced me to poi is/was a HOPer so i reckon it's worth a try
dya know I was even worried about these fab little things I've seen on people's messages - right over my head i thought - and here they are on the screen - doh!
But now I can't get em on here aargh! 1 step forward, 1 step back.
Hopefully I'll look back on this and laugh in years to come!
EDITED_BY: Wild Child (1125059437)
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
who wouldnt?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
thankyou so much for this weekend elaine
you worked too hard for everyone else so i got you these to do the cleaning for you Non-Https Image Link
so just sit back and relax
hope you had a good weekend too! Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I'm the one on the right...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
yes that is pete on the right, not too sure who his close friend is though but trust me they are very good, had to test them out at mine first
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Thank you for housing me for the Weekend Elaine.
You are a fab host. Once I get my house a bit cleaned up and a bit more renovated you'll have to come over and spin in Wales for the weekend Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Tell you what, I would come back to your house to do a bit more cleaning if them two are there ;o)
Sending you lots of love for being such an amazing host!!
G x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
i would come clean your house but youd have to pay me and pay for transport and im not avaialble till wednesday afternoon
that ok for you?
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Elaine, i have to say - you are a fab host. Thank you for looking after me all weekend, and you never know that collage might even turn up early!!!
Gayle.....!
blue haired pyrovixen monkey girl!
155 posts
Location: Kent, United Kingdom
You one fab lady, Mrs! 
Blue is best, blue is beautiful
If I knew what I was looking for, I would have found it by now, but that would take all the fun out of it. - me
I never wanted to be different. I just wanted to be me - bmeshop.com
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Aw thanx guys - it was a pleasure, glad you enjoyed it (I sure did!)
And thanx to everyone who helped with the cooking and washing up n stuff Cheesecake anyone?
Hmmm ponders to self - there's naked men in my thread and I'm handing out cheesecake??? Time's have certainly changed
*wanders off in search of her libido...*
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Someone say cheesecake?
*spots the naked men* ohh... cheesecake AND naked men!?
I should come in here more often!!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
How about strawberries and chocolate AND the naked men? Ooooh what I could do with those three ingredients.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Oh that cheese cake! You are definitely an accomplished chef Elaine... I can't believe I forgot to take a goodie bag of lovely cheesecake!
Mmmmmm... thinking of it now...
Oh, and I saw ya libido next to the milk in your perfectly organised fridge
Hello Gayle and Skully!!
Really cool meeting ya! Right, I am gonna go off and hunt some blue sparkly things with Hazel! Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
"I am gonna go off and hunt some blue sparkly things with Hazel! "
Did she not want the fab blue sparkly poi i bought up with me?? I ended up taking them home again
Gayle.....!
blue haired pyrovixen monkey girl!
155 posts
Location: Kent, United Kingdom
*ears prick up* blue sparkley poi? I never even seen em!
there's no way i'd have let em out of my site if i had! Blue is best, blue is beautiful
If I knew what I was looking for, I would have found it by now, but that would take all the fun out of it. - me
I never wanted to be different. I just wanted to be me - bmeshop.com
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
you have a web site devil star? ooooh whats on it?
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
did you not see them at Elaines?
ohhh, ask any of the others who did see them!! Gaz saw them!
Gayle.....!
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
I did see them, they were very pretty!! I think you are quite the accomplished Poi maker... Speaking of which, how much would you charge for making some GazzaBee Poi... Can ya guess the colours?
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Linden and Aimee I was a little rude before so
s for you 2Pink and Gidg you're like iron filings to a magnet with naked men and food
enjoy!And Hazey, I found blue spots on the pillow and it foxed me for ages thinking I'd been writing in my sleep
Now Gary you had to go and mention the fridge didn't you!
do you think for one minute I wouldn't know what was in there huh? 
And Gayle makes really yummy poi so get yourself some!
My libido's still on the missing list tho
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Well... it's a winning combination - naked men and food.
Plus - We have you in this thread. And you're a magical star so...
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
I loved your fridge hun, a woman after my own heart! Hey Pink!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
yay
there ya goyou are truely a wonderful person (these intro threads do wonders for your ego dont they?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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my my linden, u were eager with the post button!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
mutters
silly net went crazy as i tried to post so got resent majorly
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Written by: Wild Child
Aw thanx guys - it was a pleasure, glad you enjoyed it (I sure did!)
Cheesecake anyone?
Hmmm ponders to self - there's naked men in my thread and I'm handing out cheesecake??? Time's have certainly changed
*wanders off in search of her libido...*
Tell you what El...(cant spell your name lol, ill call you El from now on if thats ok in threads) where was I...
Tell you what El *puts cheesecake in her hands and makes her rub it into there chests*
That should get it back! For you at least anyway, muscley men dont do it for me, yuk. *trots off* Toodle pip
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
now im confused
joe have you been drinking? Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
i dont care he has cheesecake .... pounces elaine and steals some cheese cake after giving her a mausive hug
and a kiss hee hee morning
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blue haired pyrovixen monkey girl!
155 posts
Location: Kent, United Kingdom
I'm sorry Elaine... must be something to do with hair dye & plastic, hasn't happened before.... The again my pillows are blue & black so it'd be kinda hard to tell anyways! It washes out of towles easy enough though so hopefully your pillows are restorable!you have the comfyest bed in the whole world btw
I agree with Joe, mucley men bad. Skinny boys & dark chocolate for me please!
Blue is best, blue is beautiful
If I knew what I was looking for, I would have found it by now, but that would take all the fun out of it. - me
I never wanted to be different. I just wanted to be me - bmeshop.com
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Written by: devilstar
Skinny boys & dark chocolate for me please!
Me too
16 days until I smoosh you again Lady! Yipeeeeeeeee!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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