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Name: Kali
Location: currently residing in Ireland's sunny (LOL) south-east, not much to do, vikings frickin everywhere. Defs emigrating again after college though.
Faves (an incomplete list): Dune, Farscape, Pitch Black, Only Lovers Left Alive, Adventure Time, Welcome to Night Vale, Labyrinth, Mirrormask, Carnivale, Addams Family, Homestuck, Rat Queens, Saga, Neil Gaiman, Harry Potter, really into glitch & dubstep atm but I love so much music it's impossible to narrow it down in any practical way so I shan't try
Etc.: polymath, presumed human, studying game design, frequently draw & write, sometimes knit, sometime DJ and events organiser, netflix, tumblr, one cat, science, interested in SFX
Right from here on I'm only going to answer the really important questions on this thing ok. The really meaningful stuff that'll give you genuine insight into my deepest soul, and maybe even help you peek into the magnificent machinery underpinning the workings of the cosmos.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow?: Spiders
Toys: poi (intermediate-ish), juggle balls/clubs (almost competent), contact juggling (for a given value), buying a unicycle soon and probably picking up diabolo and devil sticks by the end of the year because I've already run about as far away from home as is possible without leaving orbit so I might as well be a circus. Just one entire circus. Watch me go I'm like doot-doot-dodeedodee-doot-doot-doo-doo *bam* I turn into a tent. My big toe is a combo ticket booth and popcorn stand. You buy a ticket and climb under my vast stripy shirt and there I am, on fire, juggling unicycles. There's glitter falling through the air like snow. It's beautiful. You'll never be the same.
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?: Spiders. Because spiders. Like Godzilla will spit lightning at the Death Star and fry half its circuits then the Death Star will blow up Godzilla but there will be a spider in the Emperor's robe and it'll bite him right on the trinkets and he'll flip out and shoot lightning out of his fingers, killing the crew and frying the other half of the circuits as he dies and the Death Star will just be floating dead in space surrounded by Godzilla-dust and this spider will be there on the bridge like yeeeeh boi booya
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big?: *Too* big? No. A really good amount of big. There's an anaconda checkin out your buns. I think he wants some. Get it you fab hottie.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?*: Raised a vegemitearian but lapsed, these days I'm a polytheist, I'm down with all three. The path to enlightenment is found in reconciling the divine trinity of dark brown stuff you put on toast, and truly understanding that there is no toast. The toast is you, experiencing the peanut butter of spacetime from the surface of this precious, infinitesimal seed that we call Earth, spinning through the cosmic jam.
Name: Kali
Location: currently residing in Ireland's sunny (LOL) south-east, not much to do, vikings frickin everywhere. Defs emigrating again after college though.
Faves (an incomplete list): Dune, Farscape, Pitch Black, Only Lovers Left Alive, Adventure Time, Welcome to Night Vale, Labyrinth, Mirrormask, Carnivale, Addams Family, Homestuck, Rat Queens, Saga, Neil Gaiman, Harry Potter, really into glitch & dubstep atm but I love so much music it's impossible to narrow it down in any practical way so I shan't try
Etc.: polymath, presumed human, studying game design, frequently draw & write, sometimes knit, sometime DJ and events organiser, netflix, tumblr, one cat, science, interested in SFX
Right from here on I'm only going to answer the really important questions on this thing ok. The really meaningful stuff that'll give you genuine insight into my deepest soul, and maybe even help you peek into the magnificent machinery underpinning the workings of the cosmos.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow?: Spiders
Toys: poi (intermediate-ish), juggle balls/clubs (almost competent), contact juggling (for a given value), buying a unicycle soon and probably picking up diabolo and devil sticks by the end of the year because I've already run about as far away from home as is possible without leaving orbit so I might as well be a circus. Just one entire circus. Watch me go I'm like doot-doot-dodeedodee-doot-doot-doo-doo *bam* I turn into a tent. My big toe is a combo ticket booth and popcorn stand. You buy a ticket and climb under my vast stripy shirt and there I am, on fire, juggling unicycles. There's glitter falling through the air like snow. It's beautiful. You'll never be the same.
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?: Spiders. Because spiders. Like Godzilla will spit lightning at the Death Star and fry half its circuits then the Death Star will blow up Godzilla but there will be a spider in the Emperor's robe and it'll bite him right on the trinkets and he'll flip out and shoot lightning out of his fingers, killing the crew and frying the other half of the circuits as he dies and the Death Star will just be floating dead in space surrounded by Godzilla-dust and this spider will be there on the bridge like yeeeeh boi booya
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big?: *Too* big? No. A really good amount of big. There's an anaconda checkin out your buns. I think he wants some. Get it you fab hottie.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?*: Raised a vegemitearian but lapsed, these days I'm a polytheist, I'm down with all three. The path to enlightenment is found in reconciling the divine trinity of dark brown stuff you put on toast, and truly understanding that there is no toast. The toast is you, experiencing the peanut butter of spacetime from the surface of this precious, infinitesimal seed that we call Earth, spinning through the cosmic jam.
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