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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Seaspray- I got it in space ofcoarse!It followed me home but I just havent got enough room for it.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For Paddington Bear I bid the following:
All the air in my kitchen (scents included)
18 hugs from 10 different people
A wooden spoon with a face on it
A wire puzzel
A broken spaceship (3 man ship)
Orion's belt
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Just a thought (that may have been covered on OP but thats like 99 pages back)... anyone collecting on these bids?
That's one crazy shopping list
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Have I been outbid for Ascii yet or is he mine?
For FRD I bid the following:
ONE BIG FAT KISS ON THE NOSE
And in return you can bid for me
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
member
118 posts
Location: England (UK)
damn orions belt. did that follow you home to? just a bit of shamless self advertising here. Im cute, lovable, do poi, play guitar and love photography seeing as most people on here know nothing about me
fire is alive. it lives and breathes. it consumes and destroys. but we control it and live with it, we are fire dancers
newbie
32 posts
Location: Leawood, Kansas, U.S.
Originally Posted By: Wild ChildOriginally Posted By: blu_valley
For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *
Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....
2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly
*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes*
Well...seems like I've gotta bid pretty high to win this one
I'll raise the stakes to 527 hugs, any angle you want
10 tubs of popcorn, hand seasoned and your choice of flavor
2.5 billion dollars
10 kisses on the cheek
3 servings of tiramisu
and how about the Atlantic ocean too
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-Bertrand Russell
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogJust a thought (that may have been covered on OP but thats like 99 pages back)... anyone collecting on these bids?
That's one crazy shopping list
i collected on a lot of my bid from FSA like four years ago, still yet to recieve the peanut in a bottle from blu vallet
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
nah, she probably won it off a greek god in a game of cards Paddington
EDITED_BY: Seaspray (1297128617)
Just a dancer in the dark
is a medium/large scary man
420 posts
Location: Victoria, Australia, Earth, Milky Way...
Alright... I'll put myself on the block...
Start the bidding at belly-button lint? =P
Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
Oh! I can has bids
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Quite nice ones.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Originally Posted By: IstraOriginally Posted By: Wild ChildOriginally Posted By: blu_valley
For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *
Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....
2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly
*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes*
Well...seems like I've gotta bid pretty high to win this one
I'll raise the stakes to 527 hugs, any angle you want
10 tubs of popcorn, hand seasoned and your choice of flavor
2.5 billion dollars
10 kisses on the cheek
3 servings of tiramisu
and how about the Atlantic ocean too
Seasoned aye?
*pulls out gavel*
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
newbie
32 posts
Location: Leawood, Kansas, U.S.
yes and only with the finest and most flavorful spices
its to die for *mouth waters just thinking about it* and strangely addicting The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-Bertrand Russell
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Pretty sure you guys are going to have to start bidding on yourselves soon. Too much supply and not enough ladies to create the demand!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
member
161 posts
Location: Durban South Africa
Oh dear heavens... Must make mental note not to wander back in here again
Eternal Student of all things Skill
110 posts
Location: Kansas City, KS, USA
I bid $1 Bob.
Happiness runs in a circular motion!!
G4dget
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