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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Jonny I
you. Sorry I've been such a miserable biatch lately. 
Valura I you too. You shed so much beautiful light around you, how could I not?
Hels get that cake sliced up! Lets all have chocolate cake and tea.... oh and a bacon and egg butty for Jon
Jonny I
you. Sorry I've been such a miserable biatch lately. Valura I
you too. You shed so much beautiful light around you, how could I not?Hels get that cake sliced up! Lets all have chocolate cake and tea.... oh and a bacon and egg butty for Jon
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Thankyou for my badge by the way!
Although I'm a bit suspicious as to why you put a picture of a young man on it!
Actually I'm lying... I it!
Thankyou for my badge by the way!
Although I'm a bit suspicious as to why you put a picture of a young man on it!
Actually I'm lying... I
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
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Posted:
*bounds in holding mauses tazer*
hahahah - tazer me will you - thats it, ill attck you while you week and feeble and comfy........
lets see how you like twitching!!
*attacks*
*runs*
*bounds in holding mauses tazer*
hahahah - tazer me will you - thats it, ill attck you while you week and feeble and comfy........
lets see how you like twitching!! *attacks*
*runs*
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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The pictures in the main are random. I doodle a whole load of pics then jumble them up and just go through the list of name and add them to the pics. Strangely Strugz usually ends up with half naked men as well. I think he's had a couple with naked men on.
I'm glad you like it.
I liked Brads one best. The little bug on it is cute!
Strugz you know you really want to be zapped so stop protesting so much!
The pictures in the main are random. I doodle a whole load of pics then jumble them up and just go through the list of name and add them to the pics. Strangely Strugz usually ends up with half naked men as well. I think he's had a couple with naked men on.
I'm glad you like it.
I liked Brads one best. The little bug on it is cute!
Strugz you know you really want to be zapped so stop protesting so much!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
what do i want with half naked men?
i could pimp them out to you lot i guess
my last badge had a scuba diver dude on it........ with goggles and eveything.......... he didnt like diving in the washing machine though
what do i want with half naked men?
i could pimp them out to you lot i guess
my last badge had a scuba diver dude on it........ with goggles and eveything.......... he didnt like diving in the washing machine though
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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Posted:
But scuba divers are meant to like the water...I'm confused.
And give me back my bloody tazer you kinky weirdo...
But scuba divers are meant to like the water...I'm confused.
And give me back my bloody tazer you kinky weirdo...
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Next time I'll take Strugz badge... naked men and all...
How ya doing Skully?
Next time I'll take Strugz badge... naked men and all...
How ya doing Skully?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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I'm doing middling to blargnations and bogtrollops. How are you?
I just went to the Doc's and then the supermarket. 2 things I hate doing, so this afternoon as a treat to cheer myself up I'm going to stuff my face with chocolate and snooze on the sofa in front of bad daytime TV.
I have to finish making Pitmans hat sometime too and make Kyrians hula hoop so it's ready for when she arrives in the UK. I'm not sure I'll be able to post it though since all the changes in the postal regulations. Pffft! Flipping Royal Mail, trying to kill the love of the wiggle!
Sometime this week I have to go into my old work place and clear out my locker too... Oh joy! I hate that place! Maybe I'll have to have another afternoon of chocolate and bad TV to make up for that one too
OOoh and someone remind me to order more tape for Hoops. I need White for Cole and green....erm and orange, pink, blue, red....... ok well everything but black. I have lots of black!
I hope the
is bright where you are.
I'm doing middling to blargnations and bogtrollops. How are you?
I just went to the Doc's and then the supermarket. 2 things I hate doing, so this afternoon as a treat to cheer myself up I'm going to stuff my face with chocolate and snooze on the sofa in front of bad daytime TV.
I have to finish making Pitmans hat sometime too and make Kyrians hula hoop so it's ready for when she arrives in the UK. I'm not sure I'll be able to post it though since all the changes in the postal regulations. Pffft! Flipping Royal Mail, trying to kill the love of the wiggle!
Sometime this week I have to go into my old work place and clear out my locker too... Oh joy! I hate that place! Maybe I'll have to have another afternoon of chocolate and bad TV to make up for that one too
OOoh and someone remind me to order more tape for Hoops. I need White for Cole and green....erm and orange, pink, blue, red....... ok well everything but black. I have lots of black!
I hope the
is bright where you are. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
*hug*
Heya missy! Give your old boss a slap from me when you go in!
*hug*
Heya missy! Give your old boss a slap from me when you go in!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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I can't be bothered to waste any energy on him, so you'll have to slap him yourself
I'm going to go in, empty my locker, hand in my keys and skip out the door in as faster time as possible. I don't want to waste one more ounce of energy or second of time on that place.
I can't be bothered to waste any energy on him, so you'll have to slap him yourself
I'm going to go in, empty my locker, hand in my keys and skip out the door in as faster time as possible. I don't want to waste one more ounce of energy or second of time on that place.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Posted:
Skully!!!!!
Skully!!!!! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Gidg!!!!!
Gidg!!!!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Skully!!!!!
Skully!!!!! Gayle.....!
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Gayle!!!!!
Gayle!!!!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Skully
Skully Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Skully!!!!!
Skully!!!!! My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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Skully!
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Dear God! The Graemlins are taking over the world. ... eeeeeak!
Run for your lives before the bouncy ones squish us all! Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................
Dear God! The Graemlins are taking over the world. ... eeeeeak!
Run for your lives before the bouncy ones squish us all! Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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These ones you CAN feed after midnight. With no horrible transmorgifying side-effects whatsoever...
Please? Give us chicken... NOW!!!
Hey Skully you feeling any better
These ones you CAN feed after midnight. With no horrible transmorgifying side-effects whatsoever...
Please? Give us chicken... NOW!!!
Hey Skully you feeling any better
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Momma Bear
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Hey Skully,
Non-Https Image Link
just to let you know i love you!
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Hey Skully,
Non-Https Image Link
just to let you know i love you!
Non-Https Image Link
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
You people are fab!
My health is still pants Dave, but what can you do
? I tried pandering to my bodies aching by resting it, I tried ignoring it and doing whatever the hell I liked whilst dosed up on pain killers and I've tried shouting at it and telling it to pull itself together..... nothing seems to be working. I'm getting very bored and fed up of it. I want to trade it in for a new model. If only The Body Shop really did sell new bodies *le sigh*
You people are fab!
My health is still pants Dave, but what can you do
? I tried pandering to my bodies aching by resting it, I tried ignoring it and doing whatever the hell I liked whilst dosed up on pain killers and I've tried shouting at it and telling it to pull itself together..... nothing seems to be working. I'm getting very bored and fed up of it. I want to trade it in for a new model. If only The Body Shop really did sell new bodies *le sigh* Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Well with my successful first attempt would you like me to make you a new body out of sand? Hey... Wonder Woman was forged from clay...!
Or make you a man perhaps?
Well with my successful first attempt would you like me to make you a new body out of sand? Hey... Wonder Woman was forged from clay...!
Or make you a man perhaps?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Clay would be better than sand... imagine how gritty your sandwiches would be if you were made of sand?
I'm not sure about being a man.... I guess at least I could stand up to pee... That would reduce the risk of a cow licking your bum when you needed a pee in a field!..... Hmmmm I'll have to think about that.
Clay would be better than sand... imagine how gritty your sandwiches would be if you were made of sand?
I'm not sure about being a man.... I guess at least I could stand up to pee... That would reduce the risk of a cow licking your bum when you needed a pee in a field!..... Hmmmm I'll have to think about that.
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Think about what? A cow licking your bum?
I'm trying not to! Although it may save on toilet paper. Plus that crap they're eating would be no different to what we fed then a few years ago... Or was that the French (I'm sooo not getting into this!)
Think about what? A cow licking your bum?
I'm trying not to! Although it may save on toilet paper. Plus that crap they're eating would be no different to what we fed then a few years ago... Or was that the French (I'm sooo not getting into this!) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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Posted:
to the cow licking bum part!
Whne my friends were in Turkey they were sat by a beach fire drinking/chatting..the usual...when a german guy, Henning came and started speaking to them. He was very very drunk and they all started talking about silly sex stories etc. when German dude came out with a story of how he stayed at a farm a couple of years ago whilst travelling.
One day whilst wondering through the field he saw a calf. Went up to it..stroked it etc. then the calf started sucking his finger..(I'm sure you can see where this is going by now) He quite enjoyed the sensation and decided to try it elsewhere, which he also said was quite pleasurable until the time came to retract from calfs mouth and it was slightly painful, but bearable apparently.
Now he admitted he had never told anybody before, but due to his drunken state and the fact that he thought he would never see my Dave and B again, he thought why not.
Now the funniest part was the following evening they bumped into him again on the beach, he just walked past them a bit red faced and then went MoOoOoOoO........
Made me chuckle anyway!
to the cow licking bum part! Whne my friends were in Turkey they were sat by a beach fire drinking/chatting..the usual...when a german guy, Henning came and started speaking to them. He was very very drunk and they all started talking about silly sex stories etc. when German dude came out with a story of how he stayed at a farm a couple of years ago whilst travelling.
One day whilst wondering through the field he saw a calf. Went up to it..stroked it etc. then the calf started sucking his finger..(I'm sure you can see where this is going by now) He quite enjoyed the sensation and decided to try it elsewhere, which he also said was quite pleasurable until the time came to retract from calfs mouth and it was slightly painful, but bearable apparently.
Now he admitted he had never told anybody before, but due to his drunken state and the fact that he thought he would never see my Dave and B again, he thought why not.
Now the funniest part was the following evening they bumped into him again on the beach, he just walked past them a bit red faced and then went MoOoOoOoO........
Made me chuckle anyway!
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I was thinking about if I should become male Dave, not about a cow licking my bum..... I already know what that feels like... sneaky little cow
What is it with men and them sticking bits of anatomy places they shouldn't? You never catch us women doing that
I was thinking about if I should become male Dave, not about a cow licking my bum..... I already know what that feels like... sneaky little cow
What is it with men and them sticking bits of anatomy places they shouldn't? You never catch us women doing that
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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I should hope not Skully!
Well I'd be worried if you did Skully! Otherwise you wouldn't be fit to wear the mantle of 'Woman'. Saying that you (women I mean) do have a tendency to insert non human anatomical protrustions into your various anatomical crevices. Namely, and by no means limited to, traffic cones, wine bottles and even horses...
I should hope not Skully!
Well I'd be worried if you did Skully! Otherwise you wouldn't be fit to wear the mantle of 'Woman'. Saying that you (women I mean) do have a tendency to insert non human anatomical protrustions into your various anatomical crevices. Namely, and by no means limited to, traffic cones, wine bottles and even horses...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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I've never had a 'tendancy' to insert traffic cones, wine bottles or horses in any of my anitomical crevices... does that mean I'm not really a woman
I've never had a 'tendancy' to insert traffic cones, wine bottles or horses in any of my anitomical crevices... does that mean I'm not really a woman
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No, but you could if you wanted to...
You are a woman yes but just countering your observation that men are inclined to 'put it anywhere' and women don't. Just saying that woman can't because they have nothing to put in places, but they have a 'place to put things'.
Ying/Yang
Ping/Pong
Real men/me
You know what I mean...
No, but you could if you wanted to...
You are a woman yes but just countering your observation that men are inclined to 'put it anywhere' and women don't. Just saying that woman can't because they have nothing to put in places, but they have a 'place to put things'.
Ying/Yang
Ping/Pong
Real men/me
You know what I mean...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Posted:
Inserting traffic cones where!?
No. Inserting horses where?!
Surely not whole horses!
Dave!
And don't enjoy it!!
Lynne: Hey miss.. , just cos.
Inserting traffic cones where!?
No. Inserting horses where?!
Surely not whole horses!
Dave!
And don't enjoy it!!
Lynne: Hey miss..
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