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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Hello

wavehello



hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.



I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.



Hobbies:- include juggling, balls juggleand clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)



Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely ubbangel To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).



Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.

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duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
well bristolpoi has said we can go fight in her backgarden. or did she offer to hold me down while you kicked? umm i can't remember...

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
I didn't know she had offered. YAY BristolPoi!

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duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
well i'm still not entirely au fait with the whole idea. can't we reach some sortofa comprimise? smile

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
ok .....how about I just strip you naked cover you in honey and stake you out in BristolPoi's garden next to an ant nest?

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polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey

Posted:
Nah... it's winter, the ants aren't about... Honey, then roll him in birdseed, I reckon ubbangel

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
ubblol Ooooooo Now thats truely evil! I like it!!!! ubblol

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duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
that'd be better than getting my teth kicked in? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Well.....um...... maybe not..... but you do have to admit its slightly less violent!

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DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom

Posted:
Damn that'd one helluva lot of honey to cover all of Dubb with.

Let's relight this forum ubblove

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Really? Why is that? Is it because as fast as we can spread it on him you'll be licking it off wink ?

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brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london

Posted:
ahhhh now im all jelious frown hehehehehehe
but honey does get messy think il stice to choc spread smile:)
GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Posted:
Both can be good.

So the debate ... Honey covered Brodie or Chocolate spread covered Brodie umm

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

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polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey

Posted:
No debate, it's apparently honey covered Duballstar, chocolate Brodie... umm

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Posted:
*giggle* sounds like we get the best of both tastest then. wink

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey

Posted:
ubblol honestly Gidg, can't take you anywhere!

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
i'm still here you know. umm but yes, i'd prefer you to cover me in honey and lick it off than kick my teeth in cos then i could smile like this while you were doing it... biggrin

and brodieman, because honey's stickier that means more licking!

mmm... tongue

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Posted:
What did I say? ubbangel I don't understand. ubbangel wink

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

fiendishMember
51 posts
Location: astateofinhibition

Posted:
Sounds like you lot could make a rather wild update of Willi Wonker & the chocolate factory.

Isee a skinny dippin scene in the river of chocolate.



Just keep that fat little German kid away from me.

"Aaah fire. Scourge of Prometheus,toaster of marshmallows & irradicator of small children..." SideshowBob.

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
You should go and check out Valura's intro then. There's a chocolate river full of hippes in there.

Meh

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Hmmmmmmm how did my planned torture of Dubs to make him come to falmouth turn into a kinky lick fest? Ahhhhh I see how it happened.... it was all Duncs fault! If in doubt blame Dunc! Oh or it might have been Brodie's fault....... he is the officially kinky one 'round here! oh or Gidg.... she always lowers the tone ubblol nana



hug , chocolate and Chai for all!

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Excuse me Gimpylongstockings, but why arent you signed in to MSN?

Kissy kissy.

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Gimpylongstockings???? Cheeky lil whippersnapper! That does it. I was going to make you an emergancy relief food package...... but I won't now!! *hrumps off in a sulk*


ubblol

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GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Posted:
umm Lowers the tone? *giggle* I have nothing to do with it. It's not my fault that you haven't been around to control these yahoos. wink

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Can you control them? I didn't think that was possible!

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GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Posted:
Reviewing past history I think you are right, you CAN'T controll them. Or us for that matter. biggrin

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
I have 4 days off work! I have 4 days off work! YAY! WoooooooHooooooooo!

*Boogies and wiggles with excitement*

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DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom

Posted:
I'm off work today too bounce Yey for days off biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
I think we should start an ' nanaI'm off work and your not nana ' thread! ubblol How mean would that be?

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DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom

Posted:
I like your new avatar skully, wheres it from?

Let's relight this forum ubblove

Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland

Posted:
wave

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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