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Mmmmm....bacon.
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Originally Posted By: GlitterTitsalright, i love bacon.
and the best sandwich in the world is a toasted peanut butter and bacon sandwich.
delicious.
don't knock it till you try it!!
Failwich?
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Gonna need lots of bacon to be able to wade thru that one...
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i can see no bacon in that universal flow chart of comedy.
i can only assume then that bacon is not funny. no. indeed, bacon is serious business! *nods*
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Bacon is VERY serious business.
PROOF
https://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because
haha whoops that was already posted
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If your travelling to melbourne find your way to flinders street station and cruze on over to 3 palms (its a park across the bridge) on a sunday and fire twirlers gather there to practise and show off. =] would love to see you there!
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Originally Posted By: NoiseyflowerIf your travelling to melbourne find your way to flinders street station and cruze on over to 3 palms (its a park across the bridge) on a sunday and fire twirlers gather there to practise and show off. =] would love to see you there!
Bacon unrelated post!
Grab yer torch and pithforks!
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Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogOriginally Posted By: NoiseyflowerIf your travelling to melbourne find your way to flinders street station and cruze on over to 3 palms (its a park across the bridge) on a sunday and fire twirlers gather there to practise and show off. =] would love to see you there!
Bacon unrelated post!
Grab yer torch and pithforks!
*grabs carefully sharpened pitchfork*I was totally expecting directions to some form of salted pork bliss when I started reading that post... and NOTHING...!! NOTHING, I tell you...?!?! where's the pig? hmmm??
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Well it made sence to me before i forgot to quote someone who preiviously mentioned traveling down to melbourne to get bacon but i forgot to quote because i am a dong head....
i apologise..*shuffles feet*
BACON!!! nomnomnom.
damn. I'm stuck with peanut butter toast.
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Here's your pig, Mr Pogo!! Lots of bacon on this one...*giggle*
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I'm rather fond of the fact that his scrotum is as big as his head.
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thats what she says about all the boys
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Originally Posted By: NoiseyflowerIf your travelling to melbourne find your way to flinders street station and cruze on over to 3 palms (its a park across the bridge) on a sunday and fire twirlers gather there to practise and show off. =] would love to see you there!
i think you'll find the park is not actually called "the three palms"
i declare it is now your responsibility to provide bacon to all guests that cross yer path at the three palms!
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thats so not real! "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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I assure you it is very real. There are a bunch of recipes you could look up and try. It's basically leave some cooked bacon in a bottle for a while. lol imagine that in your morning bloody mary!
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it'd be a perfect liquid breakfast! except i'd miss the munchy goodness and the greasy buttered bread...
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You could eat crispy bacon while drinking bacon...on a woven bacon plate.
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I think a ripoff of the cadbury ads in which they used the music of the beach boys is in order... but with a side of bacon.
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what ad do you speak of?
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Rancor
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You have to ferment the vodka with your buttered bread in it, then you have a full course meal.
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cutting edge gastronomy
chocolate covered bacon
the basic premise of this seemingly psychotic culinary adventure, being that if:
everything savoury tastes better with bacon in it ANDeverything sweet tastes better coated in chocolate
what would happen if you combined the two?
while I haven't tried it myself, I agree with a couple of the respondents, in that it would most likely work better with very high percentage bitter-sweet chocolate.
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oh... and
Originally Posted By: burningoftheclaveypogo, bacon and lamb are exactly the two reasons i could never be a veggie..
I was a veggie for about 10 years; in retrospect I dunno what the heck I was thinking, cos lamb is my favourite food in the whole wide world. mmmm... tasty baby sheep...
but I digress... this is the bacon thread, after all...
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ah yes, but bacon lovers surely must go hand in hand with lamb lovers, it may not be as salty or thin, or even made from the same animal, but its just as tasty and much more melt-in-your-mouth...mmm especially with mint jelly. not mint sauce. which would not go well with bacon...or perhaps it would...:ponders:
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Originally Posted By: burningoftheclaveyah yes, but bacon lovers surely must go hand in hand with lamb lovers,
I haven't met someone who likes bacon more than I do.
I do not like lamb.
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pfft *mumble* weirdo..
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You must not have tried it cooked the right way...lamb is yummmmy!!!
Lamb rissoles...lamb chops...lamb stew...lamb strips and spinach fettuccine...
Phooey, now I'm hungry and lamb is rather hard to come by around here...
Bacon!!!
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For the injury prone among us who can't get enough bacon..
https://www.mcphee.com/items/11476.html
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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