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enthusiast
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Location: bristol, uk
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
Posted:
hi, i'm 2bags.
i'm posting an introductory thread just so pink can ask me
if i like the colour pink.
hi, i'm 2bags.
i'm posting an introductory thread just so pink can ask me
if i like the colour pink.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
a mouldy slice of bread
a mouldy slice of bread
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
Why hasn't your name been changed yet?
Dude... You were amazing this weekend!! I want to see wheelbarrows on the next CoL (or whatever they're calling it) DVD, ok?
Good.
Why hasn't your name been changed yet?
Dude... You were amazing this weekend!! I want to see wheelbarrows on the next CoL (or whatever they're calling it) DVD, ok?
Good.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
love love love for my future husband!!
love love love for my future husband!! BRONZE Member
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
Posted:
paloma: was lovely meeting you at uberpoi, but you lied about coming to falmouth
. i don’t mind people pawning me as long as I can do the same to them 
.
tres: no worries, but i don't understand
i was a proper character, i was the mysterious sixth element: an oompah-loompah with a skin disease. definitely up for having more of me painted next time, just say when. but you all have to come to my wedding next september. everyone's going to be naked expect for body painted suits and dresses. it's going to be great.
star: hey, was great to see you again. dvd will hopefully be out before christmas. you coming to bristol?
skully: ‘fraid you’re going to have to check that with the soon-to-be mrs 2bags. i think it will be okay as long as i make babies with you before i get married.
aimee: thank you so much for inspiring me with your foot poi. i really enjoyed the workshop we did together. i shall endeavour to learn some more foot poi tricks before i next see you.
loves the circus: cheers dude. wheelbarrows will be on the play dvd.
maus: i’ve been giving this some thought, and i think it might be better if we had two ceremonies: the naked one with our friends, then another clothed one with our relatives. don’t really want to have to inflict a naked frodo upon my mum, or see my gran starkers.
paloma: was lovely meeting you at uberpoi, but you lied about coming to falmouth
. i don’t mind people pawning me as long as I can do the same to them .tres: no worries, but i don't understand
i was a proper character, i was the mysterious sixth element: an oompah-loompah with a skin disease. definitely up for having more of me painted next time, just say when. but you all have to come to my wedding next september. everyone's going to be naked expect for body painted suits and dresses. it's going to be great.star: hey, was great to see you again. dvd will hopefully be out before christmas. you coming to bristol?
skully: ‘fraid you’re going to have to check that with the soon-to-be mrs 2bags. i think it will be okay as long as i make babies with you before i get married.
aimee: thank you so much for inspiring me with your foot poi. i really enjoyed the workshop we did together. i shall endeavour to learn some more foot poi tricks before i next see you.
loves the circus: cheers dude. wheelbarrows will be on the play dvd.
maus:
i’ve been giving this some thought, and i think it might be better if we had two ceremonies: the naked one with our friends, then another clothed one with our relatives. don’t really want to have to inflict a naked frodo upon my mum, or see my gran starkers. BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
A wedding ceremony? ummm... 2? I'd ask if I can come but I'm not that sure about the nakedness, and I'm unfortunately not family
I have hungarian tiger balm as a present though
A wedding ceremony? ummm... 2? I'd ask if I can come but I'm not that sure about the nakedness, and I'm unfortunately not family
I have hungarian tiger balm as a present though
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
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enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
Posted:
birgit: nope. friends have to come to the naked ceremony. how does hungarian tiger balm compare? perhaps we could make a sister site to hop: home of tigerbalm (hot). it could sell different types of tigerbalm, and videos of various people from all over the world, and how they apply their tigerbalm. we could have long discussions on whether nipples should be rubbed clockwise or anti-clockwise. it'd be great.
birgit: nope. friends have to come to the naked ceremony. how does hungarian tiger balm compare? perhaps we could make a sister site to hop: home of tigerbalm (hot). it could sell different types of tigerbalm, and videos of various people from all over the world, and how they apply their tigerbalm. we could have long discussions on whether nipples should be rubbed clockwise or anti-clockwise. it'd be great.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
*go's 'aww'*
Written by: 2bags
aimee: thank you so much for inspiring me with your foot poi. i really enjoyed the workshop we did together. i shall endeavour to learn some more foot poi tricks before i next see you.
*go's 'aww'*
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
You makes I laugh
Mrs 2Bikes will be very happy with her purchase!
You makes I laugh
Mrs 2Bikes will be very happy with her purchase!
Gayle.....!
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
maybe Maus can paint me then so I will at least feel not that naked?
Oh, and... of course...:
counter-clockwise! (when looking at the nipple)
maybe Maus can paint me then so I will at least feel not that naked?
Oh, and... of course...:
counter-clockwise! (when looking at the nipple)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
BRONZE Member
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
Posted:
that's the point. everyone will be naked apart from the body paint. so not really naked then, just not really clothed.
hmm ... counter-clockwise you say? i'm not convinced. i think one circle clockwise, one anti-clockwise, then a slight pinch of the nipple.
opinions?
that's the point. everyone will be naked apart from the body paint. so not really naked then, just not really clothed.
hmm ... counter-clockwise you say? i'm not convinced. i think one circle clockwise, one anti-clockwise, then a slight pinch of the nipple.
opinions?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
*kiss* xxx
*kiss* xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
is heart broken
You mean we don't get to make babies I don't know if I can cope with that news 
It's all too sad........ sniff I'm not sure I can go on..... sniff I think I need a little time by myself.... cries uncontrollably
is heart broken
You mean we don't get to make babies
I don't know if I can cope with that news It's all too sad........ sniff I'm not sure I can go on..... sniff I think I need a little time by myself.... cries uncontrollably Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Posted:
Steve always remember to check for staffs leaning on your car before you drive off!
your chin amazes me!
Steve always remember to check for staffs leaning on your car before you drive off!
your chin amazes me!
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*visits in the hope of somehow scoring an invite to the naked wedding*
*visits in the hope of somehow scoring an invite to the naked wedding*
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
hi there... i met you at the very end of fal4... just wanted to wave hullo... i'll be more less scared next time
hi there... i met you at the very end of fal4... just wanted to wave hullo... i'll be more less scared next time
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Can you teach me how to dry hump properly? xxx
Can you teach me how to dry hump properly? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
RY- trust me honey your already invited!!
completely agree with the 2 seperate weddings ,the thought of seeing my grumblys in the buff makes me break out in a cold sweat(and not the good kind either)
skully-you can still have his babies!! really i don't mind!
RY- trust me honey your already invited!!
completely agree with the 2 seperate weddings ,the thought of seeing my grumblys in the buff makes me break out in a cold sweat(and not the good kind either
)skully-you can still have his babies!! really i don't mind!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Maus hun he is the one having the babies. He wants to be the first Male HoPper to give birth and he wants to do it at a HoP gathering. I am just being the egg donor
Maus hun he is the one having the babies. He wants to be the first Male HoPper to give birth and he wants to do it at a HoP gathering. I am just being the egg donor
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
Posted:
house of mill: cheers dude, you saved me from the combined wrath of kit and kat. they would have inflicted havoc upon me. i owe you my life.
ry: my motto is: the more naked people the better.
kyrian: was it you whom i only met just as i was going? you were scared? sorry about that. was i wearing my multi-nippled shirt? sometimes lots of nipples can be intimidating. i'll try and dress more sedately next time, then i can meet you properly.
vixen: your dry humping, much like everything else you do, is fantastic.
maus: you know, you could pretend to be mildly jealous at the thought of me making babies with another woman. perhaps you could have said: "no, don't that, no, well okay then" making me think you cared at least slightly.
skully: you are certainly not "just" the egg donor. i see you as far more than that: i don't want to have to look after the damn thing.
house of mill: cheers dude, you saved me from the combined wrath of kit and kat. they would have inflicted havoc upon me. i owe you my life.
ry: my motto is: the more naked people the better.
kyrian: was it you whom i only met just as i was going? you were scared? sorry about that. was i wearing my multi-nippled shirt? sometimes lots of nipples can be intimidating. i'll try and dress more sedately next time, then i can meet you properly.
vixen: your dry humping, much like everything else you do, is fantastic.
maus: you know, you could pretend to be mildly jealous at the thought of me making babies with another woman. perhaps you could have said: "no, don't that, no, well okay then" making me think you cared at least slightly.
skully: you are certainly not "just" the egg donor. i see you as far more than that: i don't want to have to look after the damn thing.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
ah I see. So you are just going to gestate it and then hand it back huh? Thats cool. You can get all the stretch marks and I'll get a baby to play dress up with. Its a deal Mr wheelbarrow 2 bikes sex god!
ah I see. So you are just going to gestate it and then hand it back huh? Thats cool. You can get all the stretch marks and I'll get a baby to play dress up with. Its a deal Mr wheelbarrow 2 bikes sex god!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
honey....i'm only so willing cos your that lovely it would be a crime for you not to sew your seeds as many times as possible!! bring on all the mini 2bags'!! 
honey....i'm only so willing cos your that lovely it would be a crime for you not to sew your seeds as many times as possible!! bring on all the mini 2bags'!! GOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
i love you steve and i want your babies
i love you steve and i want your babies An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
kels: Oh great. Now I feel tricked into going
steve: I do hope it's indoors.. or in summer, at least.
If not, can I bring a blanket?
kels: Oh great. Now I feel tricked into going
steve: I do hope it's indoors.. or in summer, at least.
If not, can I bring a blanket? BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
mwah ha ha!!!! i knew i'd get you over here somehow!!!
and for the record we've been considering next years play festival....so yes it will be summer....so NO BLANKETS!!
mwah ha ha!!!! i knew i'd get you over here somehow!!!
and for the record we've been considering next years play festival....so yes it will be summer....so NO BLANKETS!!
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
I must have missed the multi nippled-ness... remember the chair on your face much more
I must have missed the multi nippled-ness... remember the chair on your face much more
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
See you soon xxx
See you soon xxx
Getting to the other side 
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think the baby would be spewed out already holding 6 poi.
its in the genes.
I think the baby would be spewed out already holding 6 poi.
its in the genes.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Spewed out.... thru his mouth.... is that how 2bags gives birth? xxx
Spewed out.... thru his mouth.... is that how 2bags gives birth? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
enthusiast
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Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Posted:
EXCUSE ME! WHAT!?! combined wrath? inflicted havoc? that doesn't sound like Kit and I at all. (When was this by the way?)
I think i'm going to be deeply offended and upset, yup, that's it!
*storms off in a deeply offended huff*
Written by: 2bags
you saved me from the combined wrath of kit and kat. they would have inflicted havoc upon me. i owe you my life.
EXCUSE ME! WHAT!?! combined wrath? inflicted havoc? that doesn't sound like Kit and I at all. (When was this by the way?)
I think i'm going to be deeply offended and upset, yup, that's it!
*storms off in a deeply offended huff*
One day i'll learn to resist gravity...
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enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
Posted:
sounds like you to me. i don't know many calm, sane individuals who would meticulously mutilate an entire pack of gummi bears, do you?
the incident in question happened shortly before i took you to the train station, on the last day of play. i almost drove inadvertently over your purple corduroy staff bag. if i had of done, i suspect you would have removed my head and attached it to a random piece of confectionary.
am i so very wrong?
kit&kat:
& 
(though not necessarily in that order)
sounds like you to me. i don't know many calm, sane individuals who would meticulously mutilate an entire pack of gummi bears, do you?
the incident in question happened shortly before i took you to the train station, on the last day of play. i almost drove inadvertently over your purple corduroy staff bag. if i had of done, i suspect you would have removed my head and attached it to a random piece of confectionary.
am i so very wrong?
kit&kat:
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