Forums > Videos > Neon Shaolin's School Reports *Updated 29/05/09*
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Just a little thread to start documenting my 'progress' in spinning since I cannot see people in person to have them tell me stuff like 'That's good/that's crap/what the hell are you wearing?' (also to show that I do actually spin instead of talking b*llocks abouts b*llocks)
I've no copy of any decent editing programe to make a decent stab at a nice video (whoever shouted 'Window's Movie Maker' deserves a slap
) so this'll have to do for now...Enjoy/laugh/fawn/scrutinise my wallpaper
DOUBLES!!!DOUBLESDOUBLESDOUBLESDOUBLES! *MY* Doubles.... (Added 14/03/07)
https://www.youtube.com/v/HZQuGbjZo9I
Just me practicing stuff (Hence repetition *cough*)
NUMBER 2 (Added 02/04/07)
https://www.youtube.com/v/Aj_2BF03uX4
A little video filmed at a Manchester HOP meet.
NUMBER 3 (Added 16/08/07)
https://www.youtube.com/v/kryJPXhAKsI
NUMBER 4 - NZ JC Renegade (Added 09/03/08)
https://www.youtube.com/v/SmwJQvTXNo4
NUMBER 5 - Fire Promo (added 07/11/08)
NUMBER 6 - Glow Promo (added 06/04/09)
NUMBER 7 - "Dave & Sticks (added 29/05/09)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
you need to go outside into the sunshine. You're such a pale boy. You need some fresh air!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Pale? You can hardly see me I'm virtually a sillouette!
But I guess you're right, I need to get some more sun. Difficult when you spend all day at a computer in an office during the sunshine hours... Makes you run screaming from your home PC when you try to do stuff like design t-shirts for people...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
I'm going to try doing box-anti-spin buzzsaw tonight. You should try that, Mr box-anti-spin weave. go on, it'll be fun!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Shouldn't you be telling to get the hell on with your t-shirt? Not that it matters, I'm having a Charlie Kaufman 'Adaptation' moment...
I WILL try that tonight...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1) Tidy your room.
2) make things more visible. Damn silhouette videos are annoying.
3) Get a job. and windows movie maker
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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1) I gonna paraphrase a quote from that great piece of modern literature -
'All brilliant young men are slobs' (Aunt May Parker, Spider-Man 2002)
2) You're right, why would I wanna hide my extraordinary dashing looks in the shadows?
3) YOU get a job! One that doens't involve playing with your balls in front of foreigners...
Did you mention Windows Movie Maker?
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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
1 + 1 = 3
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Location: Bristol UK
since when was a movie considered literature?
Seriously, a more visible video would be cool. silhouettes make it hard to sometimes see which way you are facing and turning etc.
Anyway. only gays spin sticks nowadays.
Balls are where it's at. Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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1 - Now you're just being pedantic...
2 - Turn up the contrast on your monitor
3 - I'm sure there's some symbolic, almost Freudian reasoning for that but I'm currently drawing a blank
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
I don't have a contract on my monitor. It hasn't angered me enough for me to want it dead... yet...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
I think you need new glasses Ed...
Though it would be cool to hire a hitman to take out your computer monitor. Makes insurance claims easier...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Well, I think you rock
Let's face it... you're far better than strugz, who is old and past it.
However, how much do I need to pay to stop you cutting your dreads?
Can't you do something else for charity? Like naked staff? You can keep the silhouette, if you're shy
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Can't be done, you'll have to re-imburse everyone who has already sponsored me AND pay the same amount to Comic Relief...
So give it up...
Naked staff? never gonna happen...
Staff in Drag...? Might be a possibility this thursday....
P.S. You DO know I'm only a year younget than Strugglez?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
veteran
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Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
cooooool
wish I could do that..
Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously 
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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What? Staff in Drag? I dunno, seems harder than it looks...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
[lol, actually, i thought you were older... or the same age... it was just another pointless attempt to wind strugz up... never worry
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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'Cheeky Bint' for the former, 'Good luck with that' for the latter
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Written by: _Clare_
[lol, actually, i thought you were older... or the same age... it was just another pointless attempt to wind strugz up... never worry
keep trying, your irish wit and lack of good humour has no effect on my minds well being
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
So how long would you like to be waiting at the airport, exactly?
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Get a room you two!!!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Macaque of all trades
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I llike the move at the start dave (first 15 seconds).. the frozen pause, fiddle with the PC,
well done dude *mental note to self get out and practice doubles*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Written by: _Clare_
So how long would you like to be waiting at the airport, exactly?
again, no effect..... i told you before i dont care, ill get a cab to dublin
its not like northern ireland is a scary place now is it
Dave - why do we need a room? cant we just bitch at eachother here, totally making your thead well off topic?
I mean - you do it to every other thread on this board so it only seems fair
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Ahhh, obviously I was trying to put some music on... (Takes ALOT of practice
I was actually spinning to Daft Punk's 'Around the World' but I didn't want to use it for the video.
The Song is Bis's cover of 'Love will tear Apart'. I picked it almost purely for the fact that it was near enough the same running time as the clip. I couldn't be arsed messing with fades as I'm not sure if Windows Movie Maker has that feature!
*mental note to self get out and practice more contact staff*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Written by: strugz
Dave - why do we need a room? cant we just bitch at eachother here, totally making your thead well off topic?
I mean - you do it to every other thread on this board so it only seems fair
Well if you're gonna learn to go
you might as well learn from the best... Wasn't the bitching I was suggesting you do in said room... Was gonna follow you and watch through the venetian blinds...
perhaps with a video camera, or be hiding behind the one-way mirror... 
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
1 + 1 = 3
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Written by: Neon_Shaolin
perhaps with a video camera, or be hiding behind the one-way mirror...
A bird's eye view would be boring to watch...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
!!
Yeush, you go out for an hour and miss all the smut.
Strugz... fine. Get a taxi. Will cost you about £150. Hah. And leave Dave alone, you bully. I don't think there's anything we need a room for that we couldn't do elsewhere. Like bitching. For example.
Dave... There's a very obvious response to your suggestion of watching... but I'm not going to make it
Ed...
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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You're not gonna suggest something as sordid as join in are you? Can I be proactive in other ways. Like bringing the buffet cart or handing out mints or towels...?
Thanks for the sentiment but I won't need any protection from Strugz's 'bullying'...
Ed - I need to introduce you to www.wikisutra.org
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Nice link dave... tho, I think you meant .com
And I would never suggest something so sordid. Yeugh. That's just crude. And certainly not appropriate among the high moral content of this board.
Sorry... please let the bullying and abuse continue, since you like it
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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.org or .com both applicable... I believe they can be both classed as synonyms
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Getting to the other side
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
does all this chat about strugz and clare make strugz the alpha female and clare the alpha male? Surely a psychologist would think sooo....
and yes, I meant it that way round.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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