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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
a muscle in my leg, yes
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
ME NEXT ME NEXT
Step (el-nombrie)
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
well at least you are giving your fore-arm muscles a rest for a change..
:rolleyes:
Mech.. the washing up still needs doing.
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Written by: MisStix
Mech.. the washing up still needs doing.
snap mine to
Step (el-nombrie)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Written by: Sparklygreenfire
Hey, I'm not on here to cause trouble, take the piss or make anyone un-happy.
You're all fantastic friends to him and he's very lucky to have you!!
Hey Sparkly
Got a good bunch of friends on here havnt i, all jumping to my defence, your right, i am lucky
But your right you are a great friend to me too and have been for a long time, just so this lot are aware yes weve been though some crap in the past, however youve also done alot for me in the past and i dont mind publicly admitting that in the slightest
I still have the greatest of respect for you and will always be your friend, ............ as im sure this lot will too one day, shite they seem to like me so you should have it easy. One thing you should know and may pick up on from reading these boards is the fact that im apparently gay, this may come as a shock to you but its been said to me soo much that im thinking its now true, coupled with the fact this lot have been tying to find me a new lady for 30 pages now and my best offers have been guys
*goes off to find dave*
please dont be intimidated by them all, they are all fookin lovelly, its the one thing people i suround myself with seem to all have in common.
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
dude, you ARE gay, esle you just really like to [censored] men
Step (el-nombrie)
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I'm not lovely. I'm horrible. Really really mean!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
see what i mean..........
Mech only say that coz he fancies me........... that and he cant get a woman and im the only other human that will give him a hug when i see him
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Written by: jo_rhymes
I'm not lovely. I'm horrible. Really really mean!!
you wish Jo, you tring to be gangsta again!?
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hope all is well today
Getting to the other side 
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
he's not lucky to have me. i'm saving up my next firework 'show' to take place outside his tent at wychwood
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
oh but i am mr cat but i am
There are many a hoppers who would love to have you in thier city im sure...... with a fluff too!!
that makes me lucky - (even tho we see less of eachother living so close!)
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Big hugs for Strugz
Thanx mate...you rock!!I've met a few of these peeps, years ago mind...but all were lovely. Jo, I'm sure you're not horrible!!
Written by: strugz
One thing you should know and may pick up on from reading these boards is the fact that im apparently gay, this may come as a shock to you but its been said to me soo much that im thinking its now true, coupled with the fact this lot have been tying to find me a new lady for 30 pages now and my best offers have been guys
Well, thas no secret to me...I could have told you that years ago!!
Are you a robot...or an alien?
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Strugz, my deepest sympathies if the best offers you've had are from me!
Bluecat, may I hire your fireworks routine for my place of work...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
what you mean dude - without sounding to complimentry and gay......
your the best looking gay bloke on here, and your going to be a staffing legend by the time me and meg have finished with you
so lots going for ya - get used to it.....
this post will be deleted shortly because i cant have people thinking im nice.......
Dave - you are a complete
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Heheheh... nice.
Getting to the other side
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
yup... Dave was getting interesting to watch on the doubles front at the BJC. He needs a bit of posture slapped into him on the contact front thou. I'll leave that for will to enjoy.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Who are you...? What have you done with Strugz and Meg?
Strugz - yer sooo gay.
Loooong way to go before 'Staffing Legand' Status. I trust you to mold me to your will in the years to come. But thank you for your kind words... Meg - Damn woman, I was hoping you were gonna do the slapping! Will's too gentle for his own good...
Again thank you for your kind words... So why is this thread still going...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Same reason it was started... we don't have anything better to do than talk crap to our friends....
Actually... hold on... why would you want to do anything else?
xx
Getting to the other side
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Hey strugz, dave 'trusts' us, to 'mold' him... Do you know what this means?
cos I don't but I think it's going to involve a hella ton of innuendo and practical jokes!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
If it involves silly putty and jelly molds I'm ALL for it
Bring it on! Clare - Talking crap, like spinning, is an artform... It must be practiced lots before you can call yourself an uber-gobsh*te like yours truly...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Strugz, my deepest sympathies if the best offers you've had are from me!
Awwww...he's had more than nice things to say about you!!
(Sorry Strugz...
) Are you a robot...or an alien?
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
meg, dave wants you to slap him while strugz molds him to his will(y)
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Sparklygreenfire - the poor naive boy...
Jo - Sick, Wrong, just WROOOOOONG!!! That's why I love you!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....
you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet
in only a year.....
you have good insperation i guess eh
lucky bugger
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Whoa! Has it REALLY been a year?!
Time really flies!Yeah I have recently looked at some old videos of my 'attempts' at doubles and CRINGE!
The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best...
(i.e. Cheating! )Now back to the slapping and molding of willies...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best...
hehehehe you learn well young grasshopper
we are all "grass-hoppers" round here tho eh
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
No, we're all "grass smokers who use HoP"
Damn I'm good
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Pft! Toma(y)to / Tomatos. All the same...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Written by: strugz
i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....
you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet
...oh yeah, and there was that too!!
Are you a robot...or an alien?
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