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Login/Join to ParticipateThe Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Welcome....
Your room...
rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - 
thanks Jen!
Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
You are completely hopeless!!! Fine... stay strapped to the table.....at least you won't fall!!! Enjoy.....
Oh...Chelly...Birgit...'snacks' on the dinner table!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
*stays lying down, asking for some music, like annoying children do*
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
110 posts
Location: Where am i? I'm Lost!!
andy this is just for you....
music starts playing in the background.
' i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world '
' imagination life is your creation '
Minispins Gunna spin you!
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
oh d.d.d.dear... an audience... better pull out the big guns for this one...
hope I don`t get, ummm... *stage fright* 
*starts to slowly gyrate in time to `sir psycho sexy - rhcp`*
now remember, ladies... don`t applaud, just throw money
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
You...!!!...stage fright...!!!...in what universe???
Hey...this is my room, too.....so I get free shows!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i would actually think that not only do you get free shows, but you should either get a share of the money, or at least dinner out of it
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Do you do the poiz?
530 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*is glad no one has noticed him lurking in the corner of the room*
"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
i would actually think that not only do you get free shows, but you should either get a share of the money, or at least dinner out of it
oi!! that's enough out of you...
#1 I haven't actually made any money yet... all these girls about and not a one parting with the shinies...
#2 dinner was served several posts ago...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: Basstones
*is glad no one has noticed him lurking in the corner of the room*
awww... isn't that cute, ladies? basstones is shy...
tones... meet your audience...
girls... meet tones...
he'd like to strip for you now...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
*.....sitting with the girls, waiting patiently.....*
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*tsk, tsk*
looks like tones has got all shy again...
what can we do to pass the time, while he regains his... confidence?how about... pin the tail on the pogo?
*strips, applies blindfold, stands against the wall, waiting for the 1st of the acupuncture needles to find it's mark*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Ummm...baby???...I don't think that you're supposed to be the one wearing the blindfold.....altho.....
*grabs a tail....heehee....heehee....*
I can't stand it!!! *laughing myself into oblivion*
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
*doesn't poke the needle in the tempting place, knowing how much more pain there is there than anywhere else
* THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
How'd you get off the dinner table???
Somebody needs to strap that boy down a little tighter....shimmied right out of those shackles, he did!!!
*give a boy a bit of free reign and what does he do..???..turns a bit shtranggge!!!!! *
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Whoops, i forgot I was strapped to thatExcuse: I didn't eat enough, shrank and crawled out
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
110 posts
Location: Where am i? I'm Lost!!
*ties him back down and forces feeds him with raw meat*
that should keep you tied down
Minispins Gunna spin you!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
raw meat? ewww.
oh by the way... Im not in here at all...*wavs hands* continue!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Do you do the poiz?
530 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Pogo69Written by: Basstones
*is glad no one has noticed him lurking in the corner of the room*
awww... isn't that cute, ladies? basstones is shy...
tones... meet your audience...
girls... meet tones...
he'd like to strip for you now...
Pat im going to need some music first
Any suggestions? Something a bit saucey maybe?
*Starts painting on a shirt*
EDITED_BY: Basstones (1164754484)
"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: fyrespirit
Ummm...baby???...I don`t think that you`re supposed to be the one wearing the blindfold.....altho.....
mmmm, but... people are sticking sharp things in me... I don`t wanna see it happen!!!
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: Valura
oh by the way... Im not in here at all...*wavs hands* continue!
baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha...!!! busted!!!
*chicken was watch-ing the sho-ow...*
*chicken was watch-ing the sho-ow...*
*chicken was watch-ing the sho-ow...*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Oh, Pat, darlin'.......get yourself back in here and cue some music....time for ya'll to get to it!!!
Geez...now Andy is gonna need new rabies shots.....
Kristy!!! What happens in the Pat and Bek room.....stays in the Pat and Bek room!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: BasstonesWritten by: Me
tones... meet your audience...
girls... meet tones...
he`d like to strip for you now...
Pat im going to need some music first
Any suggestions? Something a bit saucey maybe?
*Starts painting on a shirt*
tones, m8... there could be only *1* choice for you...
*cues music*
****
I`m too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love`s going to leave me....
****
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Do you do the poiz?
530 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*Slowly starts shaking his thang*
Sizzzzzle
Too hot...
Umm pat, what are you doing over there?
"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*masks guilty look, while hiding the handycam hoped to be used for winning funniest home video entry*
nothing... absolutely nothing...
you`re doing great, buddy! keep it up
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Do you do the poiz?
530 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*Slowly loosens his tie and throws it across the room*
Wait a sec i wasnt wearing a tie :O
Is it hot in here or is just me? Either going to have to strip down or open a window...
"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
*bouncing around dancing...*
Get back over here Mr Pogo.....you started it, ya know!!!
We'll save this blindfold for later....*tucks into pocket*
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: Basstones
*Slowly loosens his tie and throws it across the room*
Wait a sec i wasnt wearing a tie :O
tie... collar... semantics...
bek, I wasn`t going anywhere...
and I`m too tired to struggle... wake me in a couple hours, please? --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Awwww...bit over stripped are we???
Shnuggle down and take a nice long nap!!!
*tosses fuzzy blanket over the Pogo*
Shhhhhhh.......
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
*faints from the jabs*
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
*throws hands up in exasperation*
Somebody bite that boy and wake him up!!!
*Shnuggles under the blanket with Pat*.....hmmm.....naptime....sounds like a good idea!!! **yaaaaawwwwwwwwn**
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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