I heard this method whilst travelling in Australia - it was on TripleJ radio as a random 2 minute segment 
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu