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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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raaaawr! *glomps and hugs for everyone whos ever posted in chelles thread*
i saw james brown last night....hot damn!!
pssssst.....can we go spin in the sea sometime again soon, even though its freezing?
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Of course!! Spinning with the dolphins!! I'm always up for that Miss C. (hee hee - missy!) Give me a shout when you're home!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
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long time since i have been in here...hows u been hunni? xx
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Good thanks! I've been hibernating in an office - which is probably a good thing when I look at the weather outside! How's you? Keeping well I hope?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
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yeah just trying to find my thread....really has gone far...thought id come back and have post but clearly not lol
erm just been sorting the rest of my halloween costume out im thinkin to get some fairy wings and turn it to a fairy instead of witch .. mmm
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Either is good. My friend made an alien head from a balloon and papier mache (I know it's not spelled correctly) and attached it to her stomach of her outfit via a kitchen roll tube thingy and went as one of the characters from an Alien movie. That made me giggle a lot!
Maybe a fairy would be good for you though - perhaps some wire, mesh and glitter to make some wings?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
yeah i have some wings and i plan to spray paint them purple as thats my threme with my dolly shoes ... yeah they look like emo shoes but so pretty
what you doing for halloween? xx
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heloooo miss chellybean! thanking you muchly for the add on myspazz!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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hmm i think i have chelly on myspace ... jesus i have to sort that out too =[ this internet loss is killing my time lol xx
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I'm not doing halloween this year, methinks I'm getting a little too old for trick or treating, and the pubs here are quite rubbish anyway. I may buy a mask just to scare the kids next door, and maybe a pumpkin (cause I like to carve them and make pies), but that'll be as much as I do.
t_m_s_m_n (is there a shorter version?) - you is welcome!
It's nice to see what people looks like when talking to them - no? 
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
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lol i meant party.... im not treat or tricking ..... what ever you call it .... im going to a halloween party
me is too old for that lol xx Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
All the folk I know who are having parties are in Glasgow unfortunately, and I can't travel 200 miles for a party! "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
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lol point ..... mmm my thread seems to be in quick sand
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Written by: chellybeanIf you put the clocks back far enough then you could have October again
Apparently. But if I nearly missed it, then the clocks should go back soon.
Or maybe just get back in time to walk your doggy
Meh
Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I don't think he'll mind. I think he's more annoyed that I forgot his birthday (he was 9 on the 22nd), but I'll take him out for an extra long walk tonight to make up for it!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
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How often does he remember your birfday though? I reckon you're allowed to forget his every once in a while..
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
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heyo *jumps in spins on head then resigns to corner*
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Funnily enough, he never forgets my birthday! (I have a sneaking suspicion that it's really my mum who buys the present and signs it "from Harry". I don't think he can hold a pen, or spend monies for that matter...)
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
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Maybe he has special skills and you're just selling him short.
Perhaps it's not your mum reading over your shoulder you should be worrying about but the dog.... Could explain why he was trying to distract you from PMing me
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I think maybe you has been perfecting your skills of not tasting like a biscuit flavour!
Maybe if you went back to flavoursome he would want to PM you himself!! "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
A friend sent me these little factoids about my fellow countrymen (and women), which I thought were funny enough to share...3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
Aaah - proud to be Scottish!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
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you two have lost me mainly cause i havent read the hole convo...how are you too cantus and chelly?
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Wait there's a conversation?
*goes back to read the thread again*
Erm I'm ok thank you Miss sarmy. How are you?
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Oh, are we having a conversation? That's awfully grown-up isn't it?
I'm fine DA, how's you today?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
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My these pastries are a delight aren't they? More tea Chelly?
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Dear god its the Queen and some random guys........jeese .. scarey ... im a ikkle weirded out by you guys but ill get over it ..... ..... cantus chelly want some chips?
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I don't understand them either. Grown ups are all strange I think.
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Tea and pastries? Yum....
*picks up Bugis and sits him on my knee for cuddles*
I don't like chips (or any other fried food except crisps for that matter) but thanks DA. I've got some ketchup if you want some?
Ooh, and
for the fraggle! "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
enthusiast
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heya =) aren`t crisps exactly the same as chips?
and what is up with the vinegar flavoured crisps
oooh, and marmite 
one spoonful was all it took for the aweful taste to last trough the day.. other than that, i`m still in love with england How`s things going chelly?
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Tantamount to fatuity
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You're not meant to eat marmite by the spoonful. You're meant to spread a tiny amount of it on toast/bread/toasted bread.
it's good for you, full of zinc. Just eat it and be quiet. It's far better in the long run.
Not entirely sure why you're blaming it on England though. I'm pretty sure we didn't do it.
Plus Miss Chelly is a Scot and may take offense to being lumped in with us English miscreants (them scots area funny bunch, prone to stroppage
)And chips are only the same as crisps if you're American, Canadian or - for some ungodly reason - Australian.
To us chips are what seems to be known in slower, more devious nations as French Fries. Don't really know why. But i think perhaps they had already used the word "chips" when they were naming crisps and were too embarrassed to change the labels.
just a theory.
Meh
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