"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

Meh
Written by: a silly fraggle
As in Euripides trousers you pay for dese trousers?
Exactly like that, yes. His name is Euripides Arthur. When I told him, he puffed his chest out all proud-like, so I think he's happy with it.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Has an interesting ring to it. And her cousin Mr Owlface will be happy with the namesake I think 
Meh
And the McNaughty is solely yours my sweet. 

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

Meh
Is he still pretending to be a racecar? He's good at it. I reckon pengiwan's been teaching him all about being a penguin anyways. And if they swaps feets....
We can have a Sprocket if you want honey. And I'll feed him and walk him and play with him. But you have to brush him. And hoover up afterwards. Our samoyed was a nightmare for hair everywhere - and hers was shorter than that!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
There were some "monguins" outside Tescos last night. One rode his bike out in front of Adam who, in turn, nearly knocked him off it with his car.... Meh
Facehuggers...

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

Meh


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Meh
Written by: Some journalist
Tongue-twisting Cheshire dialect
Is yer yed all of a missock, or are yer a lommeryed?
Old Cheshire dialect is nothing short of fascinating and to the uninitiated it must be as decipherable as Chinese, or Double Dutch ! Here are just a few examples of words and phrases which me might still hear amongst Cheshire diehards:
For instance, how about “Heef a pond o’summat as blurted o’er a greet” ? This means, simply, half-a-pound (or whatever that is in metric!) of fresh meat. And then there is ”bullyed” for tadpole, “cur” for a sharp watchdog, “essole hooning” for sitting by the fireside, “batters” for the railway embankments, etc etc.
A favourite is some parts is “lommeryed” which refers to someone who looks a wee bit simple, or “borsun”, for someone with a full, fat face.
Or when you’re confused or being pressured, the response is either “mithered”, or “me yed’s all of a missock”.
There’s the story of the old Cheshire woman who, years ago, was being pushed into having electricity installed in her cottage, like the rest of the village. She preferred the old oil table-lamp and steadfastly refused to budge, until one day a religious gentleman called, about the “New Light”.
The old woman thought he was something to do with electricity and when he asked her to consider the “New Light”, she quickly put him in his place: “Hee mon, how dun yer expect an owd wooman fer lommer up ter ceiling every neet fer put th’damned thing ite?”
An dun yer know thee've fund a wale in Winsfert Flashes?
Ah, a bicoicle wale!!!
Meh
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Meh

Ooh, I does like that picture honey, thanking you! It's in very pretty colours too...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Quite missing my geographically-challenged Chelly but otherwise good. How is you?
Meh
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Meh
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
*Idly wonders if this would be time to make his fourth ever crude comment...decides against it*

Meh
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
He meant that we're at opposite ends of the country honey, which makes it a little difficult to spend any time together.
Just keeping quiet and working away....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 

Meh
In contect? Is that anything like in context? 
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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