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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I shared your chocolate milk with you once.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
You did yes
On a bus, whilst I was being fraggle-napped I believe 
Can you remind me to bring the washing in before it freezes please honey? It's sunny here at the moment, but I fear if I don't keep a watchful eye on it, the weather will turn and freeze all my clothes
In other news, I got all covered with algae and half-freezed whilst retrieving a bucket from the depths of a rain barrel earlier. But I's thawing out nicely now
Tea?
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Tea would be lovely thanks honey......All my clothes is frozed today. Snow tends to do that.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Anyone have any chewable morphine?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I have Jammy Dodgers... You can chew them if you like? We can pretend they're morphine flavour...
In other news, this made me giggle. Don't really know what it's about, but it made me giggle
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
They's funny. Can you come and kidnap me now? I want to leave...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Oddly enough I was looking at train tickets to Inverness earlier. By my reckoning, the earliest I can get to you (without having to sell a kidney or re-mortgage the rabbit hutch) is Saturday... Is that too slow?
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Saturday's good....where are you going to steal me away to? "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: chellybean
where are you going to steal me away to?
Umm well it'll be a one way ticket. So I'm thinking I'll have to steal you away to somewhere nearby... erm Edinburgh? we could go see that Tink woman that keeps haranguing us, and I'm pretty sure that Sunbird chap owes us beer...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Or i could steal you away to Pompey to see Miss Pigeon of Wigeon
Meh
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oooh! Can I come as your carry-on luggage?
rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - thanks Jen!
Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Yay!! Can we attach handles to you? And possibly use you to maim small children?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooh - they is pretty....
Thanking you Mr! My wibbly head is doing just fine thanks. Giving me some interesting wibbles at least.... Does you have ghosties in your house?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I don't think so... Unless ghosts are like tubby people that are, seemingly, allergic to washing up/tidying/remembering that there is a bin in the kitchen? I have 2 of those...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey honey, how's you today? Killed anything expensive yet?
As promised here's a link to Mr Banksy's site
Y'know something tells me he's not taking the Sotheby thing too seriously Can we take Bugis to see this please?
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Yes!!!
We can take him to see it when you comes up to see The Levellers if you want....... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
That's a good plan honey
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Speaking of plans - did you get the goblin trap designed yet?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Hi!!!
Bye!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
She's getting weirder...
Umm i has a design yes my sweet, but I has yet to implement it. I've mostly been working on that secret project that I keep telling you all about - thus rendering it the worst kept secret since Hitler lined his tanks on the Polish border - but I'll get to making it eventually I'm sure. I hasn't forgotted
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
You's right, Hitler was no good at keeping secrets either.Although, hopefully the similarity ends there...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Well we're both painters, both have lieutenants (although his were more loyal/less prone to forgetting their responsibilities) and both endured military service in the trenches of World War I... Ok maybe that last one isn't true for me. But I felt I needed an and
I keeps some secrets
You didn't know anything about the one that ended up on your windowsill. So
and don't you forget it!!In other news, I thought you might like this story a bit, And to help you pass your time/while away those cold winter evenings I thought you could practice your cross stitch (that should keep you busy for the next 10 years
) And to hone your reaction times - Dart some sheep
As far as rescue attempts go this is one of the most avant garde | think...
Meh
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Chelly...He called me wierd...and all I was doing was dropping by to say 'Hi'! He's just MEAN!!! *leaves in a huff*
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
It wasn't the dropping in. It was the buggering off sharpish that was the problem. Dropping in would generally entail more stopping, having tea, sitting on the sofa, discussing things, eating cookies, relaxing and being sociable.
Whereas buggering off, quite frankly, doesn't.
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Aww, no fs!! Don't pay any attention to the fraggle. He calls me a loony all the time......would you like some tea?
Cantus -
Stop being rude to our guests Mr! Jeepers. I always has to be the good one..... What rescue attempt honey? I can't see it.....or am I just confused again? I already has that sheep game on my computer at work....it keeps me entertained for hours! "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I only camed online cause you said you wanted rescuing.... I could go back to making stuff if you like... You win either way I reckon
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
No, no, no!! You've scared everyone away now - the least you can do is stay and keep me company. Tee hee! Aren't they cute..?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I have not scared everyone away. That Spirit woman wasn't even stopping anyway.
Wishy certainly has snappy titles on his photos doesn't he? It's snowing really hard here and I's freezing. Can I come snuggle/keep warm with you now please?
Meh
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