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Login/Join to Participatethe henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
We were joking this weekend about what we'd write if we were to put up a singles ad.
What would you write?
My personal fav was a friend who said
"Human puddle waiting to melt for you." It sounded so icky that it was fabulous! lol
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
hahahahaha! I thought for a moment that HoP was going to introduce them and you wanted opinions, Pele! (As if this site needed to get any worse for flirtation!!)
Edit:
Here's my ad then!
Tall Swedish blue-eyed massage therapist wanted. Now.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
my singles ad would read:
Kickass girl wanting kickass boy. Must love dogs, sunshine, rainbows and cups of tea. Ugly mugs need not apply. hahahahahhaha
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
mine would read................. up and coming hippy, chilled and happy as long as the suns out then i crawl into my shell. happy and lively most of the time but i won't lie, i have my dark side
not too good with touchy feely and have a warped sence of reality.......................free to a good home, house trained and affectionate.....................sleeps most of the time and yawns a lot, otherwise very passive
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
'Don't Bother... Your psychiatist will thank you...'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
'Don't Bother... Your psychiatist will thank you...'
Why didn't someone tell me this 8 months ago
Mine would read: 'Placid, laid back hiipy type, loves hugs, tea and long walks. Also works well with children and animals'
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
What's the worst that could happen?
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
20, 6'2, plays guitar, fire performer, fast motorbike.
Sounds quite good on paper
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton
Generally savage. Vicious after chips.
sin
"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
Looking for attractive lady friend for fun and friendship, maybe more. Must be easily pleased.
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Tall Loud Leggy Brunette,Middle of the road, likes to play, likes fire.
Will make all your dreams come true for a few weeks and will grow to dispise you in time...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
same as above but male
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Voluptuous vixen looking for unbreakable man toy. No relationship needed. Wit, patience and the ability to be spur of the moment and dye guinea pigs colors necessary.
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
fun loving, sporty and chilled lady who loves tea, is easily amused and pleased, has a slow thought process but with an excellent outcome(youd understand if you know me
). loves traveling, sleeping and cooking. Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
Mad Aquarian prophet seeks huggably curvaceous earth goddess for tree hugging threesomes.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Life is unpredictable. So call me.
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Polarity, I would answer that.
Kyrian, that is really funny. It sounds like something a shady person would put up! lol
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Does, doesn't it? Its so me... but it sounds so underworld!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
<< Loves guinea pigs
Likes talking to them too. You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
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