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For your information:



THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006.

Information Release.

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor

drivers, and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.



For this reason, from the middle of May 2006, those drivers who are found to be driving badly - which includes:

-overtaking in dangerous places;

-driving right up the arse of the car in front;

-stopping sharply;

-speeding in residential areas;

-suddenly pulling out without indication;

-performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;

-undertaking on motorways and

-taking up more than one lane in multi-lane roads,



These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be

clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.



Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their utter lack

of skill and general lower intelligence compared with the rest of the general public.



Please circulate this to as many motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.



Douglas Alexander

Transport Secretary ,

Department of Transport.


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