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well, obviously i'm not.



i personally prefer partridge, but that's by the by.



the beaters have worked their way through hop and the pheasants are showing themselves by the dozen - even the dead ones.



i know, its right funny and nudge-nudge-chuckle-chuckle and all that stuff.



but more than being clever/funny/the best idea in the history of the internet, its just f*ckin annoying - moreso i'd guess for those hoppers who don't have a clue who you lot are in the first place...



so, rather than spend 30 seconds checking a profile page every time a pheasant posts to find out who it is under all those feathers, i have developed a new posting method





from hereon, anyone who has labelled themselves as part of the flock, i will refer to simply as 'bird'.



all pheasant postings will henceforth be treated as mutually inclusive i.e. whatever one pheasant says, the others must agree by default (which means you can quote any pheasant's comments and address your retort towards any other memeber of the flock).



and lastly, if i directly call a member of the flock 'a cock', and their avatar reflects this statement, it should not be read as an insult but rather as an astute observation.









cole. x




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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Meh

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

 Written by: coleman


pheasantry - its the new scientology...

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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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I have chocolate. Lots of it. Will trade for your avatar

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ahh, that's another one for the game bag - a warm welcome back to you miss maus

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Im sorry, I dont believe in Evolution.

I was designed perfectly by God

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

 Written by: UnluckyCloudOfFeathers




So im both dead, and I cannot die. Im a bit like a zombie in a few ways. Im also impartial to the occasional Tia Maria and enjoy meeting new people and making new friends.

So if I sound like your kind of phesant, please leave me a message and I will get back to you.

*Squaaaaaaark*

 Written by: UnluckyCloudOfFeathers


Do I 'ave to change back?
I like my new name

Meh

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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