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L0s3r_r@v3rSILVER Member
enthusiast
274 posts
Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA


Posted:
Okay not only was today the second semester of my first year in college but i was horribly late to my second class and missed my first because... wait for it! MY censored'n car is all crunched up in the front now..
i smacked the rear end of some guy *snickers to self* snow+rain+people not konwing how to drive=crappy new england winters hopefully it'll get back from the shoppie fast

You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Bad luck hug2

Im no mathamawotsit, but I think theres an error in your formula:
"snow+rain+people not konwing how to drive=crappy new england winters"

Surely its something like:
snow+rain+people not konwing how to drive+crappy new england winter = an accident

Or even:
people not konwing how to drive + crappy new england winter = an accident

smile

L0s3r_r@v3rSILVER Member
enthusiast
274 posts
Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA


Posted:
Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility


Surely its something like:
snow+rain+people not konwing how to drive+crappy new england winter = an accident

Or even:
people not konwing how to drive + crappy new england winter = an accident

smile




*takes out caculator* okay.. okay yer right :-p

You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
and no where in that equation does it mention god wink

perhaps

snow+rain+bad drivers+english weather+smite from god= accident

or

snow+rain+bad drivers+english weather+ accident= god hates me

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
If God smites thee, does that make thee smitten?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i think smite and smitten aree quite different, although maybe god smites everyone, so everyone is smitten, and lust is the cause of all the worlds problems! that naughty god!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
therefore, i conclude that god is the cause of the world's problems, and thus, is really satan.

Quat Erat Demonstratium.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
well, didnt god create satan? so even if he isnt satan everything bad is still his fault because he could've not created satan wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
This is why I don't want to drive..I bloody scared of hitting something.
The train gets me to college every morning biggrin

FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
*flips the coin*



@aimee: ...and the company you collect on yar way back? umm



"Fear" scares me the most...



@L0s3r_r@v3r: That makes 2 of us... rolleyes another "one of those days".. god also invented "Murphy" and his laws - sometimes I think he's just a nicnac-baby playing with his (life) toysoldiers...



Would someone please tell him, that we're SO tired of this? wink
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Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
but what if the Train hit something!!!! eeek

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Psssst... God doesn't exist. wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek spank @ FRD

So who do YOU blame for the stupidly complicatedly tragic things that happen to humans on a regular basis??

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes I do.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Sethis


eek spank @ FRD

So who do YOU blame for the stupidly complicatedly tragic things that happen to humans on a regular basis??




Depends. Mostly its a person's fault, innit?

Failing that, Karma... oh no, wait, we're not allowed to call it that anymore, are we? rolleyes

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I blame the Parents.

[/cat amongst the pigeons]

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Don't forget society! Or does that not exist either? confused

wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i predict that a thread that originally began as a rant about a bad day will snowball into a debate about theology. smile anyone fancy a bet? biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Well, whatever happens, its totally LTC's fault. I had nothing to do with it. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
I second that. Culpability happens to other people! ubbrollsmile

Heh, why call Karma "Karma" when you can instead call it "Bad things happening to bad people who deserve it, and good things happening to good people because they're really nice"??? wink

@ LTC: But how can you blame the parents when it's so totally their parent's fault for what the parents of the person do? So do you actually blame someone's most distant ancestor? Which, in all probability, is an Amoeba.

Blame the single celled organisms!!! Raaahhhhh!!! *waves pitchfork and burning torch*

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
^^ It'll be his fault as well ^^ Oh yes. Damn students.... wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
It's fashionable to blame video games nowaday...

I Blame Pac Man!

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
And let's not forget Television...

Warping the youth's Fragile little minds...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Domino


It's fashionable to blame video games nowaday...

I Blame Pac Man!




Bloody jack thompson... rolleyes

I'd throw out that old pac-man quote about Video-games not being influential, but I'm sure you've heard it all before, and I'm don't like spouting Clichés.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
Says the guy who invented the hip-thrust! rolleyes

tongue

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
But it wasn't clichéd when I made it!

Only those that copied me... lousy unoriginal ingrates. wink tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
You realise you've immortalised yourself as a hip-thrusting maniac though? You go down in history as the most frivolous and irritating post whore in the history of HoP... Damn. I wish I had your reputation! ubblol

I'm just the guy who starts fights with *everyone* rolleyes because I (apparently) never agree with anything... ever... biggrin

@ Lost Raver (or whatever...): It could be worse. It could be hailing dead frogs. umm

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


L0s3r_r@v3rSILVER Member
enthusiast
274 posts
Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA


Posted:
but the the french would be happy!! And *hip-thrust* my first an only just for you FRD :-pand all is not lost my ca'(there's a new england accent for ya) is gettin fixed cheap like ^o^

You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Sethis


You realise you've immortalised yourself as a hip-thrusting maniac though? You go down in history as the most frivolous and irritating post whore in the history of HoP... Damn. I wish I had your reputation! ubblol





I'm pretty sure I've had that reputation before the whole hipthrusting thing... frown *sigh*

I normally agree with what you think though.... erm... Seeing as nobody else does, I reckon this can't be good. Eep.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wahay! A single solitary supporter!! Maybe you should shout loud enough for several people, to make up for the lack of coherency that is actually in evidence in my posts... biggrin

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
i'm fairly certain that the problem wasn't the weather, but the fact that you're a masachusetts driver wink

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