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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Ok, well I guess I’ll start with
Hi my name is Emma or Emmaline. Whatever you prefer, I live in the town of Nuneaton. I’m female if you didn’t guess already (if you didn’t I’m shocked). I’m a college student doing photography
My favourite food is chocolate spread sandwiches. Really grown a liking to them. My favourite colour is blue. Favourite toy, well not too hard because it’s poi of course
I love going to the beach and swimming. I’m very much a beach kinder gal
Education would be GCSE!! Woo ….. I think. Don’t have a favourite book because I have read so many but favourite film is Howls Moving Castle and anythihng to do with the muppets. Favourite TV show has to be Shameless. I’m terrible for it
Erm, my plans for life? Didn’t have one except hopefully end up living in Australia. That’s as far as I got.
My favourite music artist has to be Weird Al.
Makes me giggle lots. Ice cream, well caramel
AND I will always be loyal to Marmite.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
*runs into bathroom and locks door extra tight* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
you can't stay in there for ever lolol
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
allo miss em!
there is often interesting things to read.. especially at uni
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Hehe and Pen yes I can!!!! And well you out there with soap I bloody well will!!!!
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
you do realise that there's lots of soap with you in the bathroom don't you
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Yes but as long as your on the other side of the door old man I'm ok
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*ninja-like opens a hole in the roof*
'Psst, quick, up here'
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
*grabs Mig's hand* thankies, now what do we do, the monster is only there *points to door and shudders by the thought of soap*
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Monster is it
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
uhm.. we hide somewhere. I think.
*looks at notebook with plan on it*
Yeah, thats what it says here, see:
PLAN:
1. rescue DA
2. Hide
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Erm ok where may i ask???
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Ooh, that's pushing my planning a little far. I just figured there'd be somewhere to hide about the place.
What about over there? *points*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Are you pointing at my arse young lady? I mean, I know it has expanded somewhat of late but really! How rude!
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Young lady? Where? *looks around*
Um, DA wasn't pointing...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Oh yeah! Well it was aimed at Em... I'm sure a gentleman such as yourself wouldn't make such comments about a lady's rear......or would you?
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
depends on whether the arse is a good hiding place or not, i guess...
Something tells me that yours isn't that sorta arse
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
I have no idea what you are talking about. Absolutely none. Nada.*makes a sharp exit*
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
if the arse in question was an arse that would make a good hiding spot, then yes, i might say that sort of thing about a lady's behind. However, it appears, by extrapolation, that you do not posess an arse big enough to hide anything very big, let alone two people.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
*peeps round the corner*
Umm...what does extrapolation mean?
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Stuff it I need to hide *runs and grabs Mig into garden shed and locks the door*
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Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*runs in to give a hug and run to DA but not finding anybody, leaves.*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: misscorinthian
*peeps round the corner*
Umm...what does extrapolation mean?
it means to gain all available info i think, as in "you would extrapolate info from a computer data base"
i could be wrong
harrow little em Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
*pokes head out of shed door* Hi just hiding, has the great big scarey dragon with soap gone?
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
*looks around* what soap dragon em??
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*finds self in a garden shed*
Um..ok...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Someone say Dragon?!!! It's not here anymore but how can a dragon with soap be scarry?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
the same way soap is scarry to students and sterotypical hippys i think
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
No I said a swear word and Pen is trying to wash my mouth out with soap
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i've had that done for real so i empathise with you DA old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Oh you naughty boy! I can honestly say I have never had it done to me. It's because I'm such a good girl you see. Someone even said I was serene once. Well ok, so they actually said they were shocked because they thought I was serene and they had just heard me say the c word. Ah well....
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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