SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
There are three hundred pounds of freeze dried yams, served with soy-sauce. Little train-tracks lead up to and around this massive dish. Five dozen tiny passengers ride on eight tiny train cars towards the yams. They have not come to eat. They have come to worship. Every year, on the day of the new moon, they make the long trek to the yams. They bring fresh yams on which the freeze dried yams feast. Like zombies, they crave the moisture of living produce. There is something else, however, that the yams crave far more than the flesh of their fresh bretheren. Every year, on the day of the new moon, five dozen tiny people ride eight tiny trains to the yams. Every year, on the night of the new moon, fifty five tiny people ride eight tiny train cars back home.
What do you suppose the soy sauce is made of?
It's probably soy.
There are three hundred pounds of freeze dried yams, served with soy-sauce. Little train-tracks lead up to and around this massive dish. Five dozen tiny passengers ride on eight tiny train cars towards the yams. They have not come to eat. They have come to worship. Every year, on the day of the new moon, they make the long trek to the yams. They bring fresh yams on which the freeze dried yams feast. Like zombies, they crave the moisture of living produce. There is something else, however, that the yams crave far more than the flesh of their fresh bretheren. Every year, on the day of the new moon, five dozen tiny people ride eight tiny trains to the yams. Every year, on the night of the new moon, fifty five tiny people ride eight tiny train cars back home.
What do you suppose the soy sauce is made of?
It's probably soy.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
SILVER Member
I make my own people.
607 posts
Location: Nashville, Tennessee, USA
I make my own people.
607 posts
Location: Nashville, Tennessee, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
what.......the.....foshizzle?????
what.......the.....foshizzle?????
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
What's not to understand? Tiny people worship freeze dried yams, and preform human sacrifice. It seems rather straitforward to me.
What's not to understand? Tiny people worship freeze dried yams, and preform human sacrifice. It seems rather straitforward to me.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
This thread is blatantly silly!
I demand that the five minutes of my time that has been wasted be returned to me in a friendly manner!
This thread is blatantly silly!
I demand that the five minutes of my time that has been wasted be returned to me in a friendly manner!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Posted:
They perform Yam sacrifices, not human sacrifices! They're only Yam after all.
I had Yam ice cream the other day. Very odd
They perform Yam sacrifices, not human sacrifices! They're only Yam after all.
I had Yam ice cream the other day. Very odd
GOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
I thought this was about Brummies
I thought this was about Brummies
Let's relight this forum 
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
They preformed human sacrifices, too. If tiney people count as human, that is. Read it through again and you'll get it.
They preformed human sacrifices, too. If tiney people count as human, that is. Read it through again and you'll get it.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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