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Login/Join to ParticipateClique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Ooh I just found a 2litre box of chocolate ice cream right at the bottom of the freezer and i ate it all by myself - and now I need an alibi.
should I say:
1. I chucked it out as it crystalised and iced up?
2. I shared it with my daughter over the last few days?
3. It errrr went all mouldy?
any other suggestions are greatly appreciated.
*undoes belt and pops open button and flies of jeans so a satisfactionally bloated tummy flops out like jelly falls off a plate*
*licks lips* mmmmmmmmmm hehehe
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
toilet's that way ----->
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
ignorance.....what ice cream dunno what your talking about
or
God that was finished ages ago
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Location: United Kingdom
WOW! I so didn't see that one coming 
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Who in their right mind who consume so much ice-cream...?
Willy - is bad for your health...
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I'm not in my right mind though, am I? *belch*
Leppy told me to do it. He seduced me with promises of cold choco-goodness.
Mynci - I'll prob use that second suggestion hehehehehe
*concocts a cunning plan*
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Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
How many people know about it?
How long had it been buried for?
Who is asking?
Depending on those three answers, you may never need an alibi...
Rule no. 1348503.7 - never tell a story unless you get asked to.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
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"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
If I were you I'd use the cristalysed alibi....but then again I'd also say the dragons did it!
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i'd go with the ignorence alibi.........
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
Same, ignorance.
'Where's the ice cream gone?'
'Ice cream?!' *fake raid of freezer*
It's better to burn out than to fade away
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Or... 'sorry, I ate your ice cream in a moment of weakness. I'm willing to replace it.' Accompanied by puppy-dog eyes, of course.
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The pessimist fears this is true.
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Who in their right mind who consume so much ice-cream...?
I would!
ANd then suffer the extreme brain freeze.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i cant talk.....i ate a whole tub of ben & jerrys ice cream all to myself lastnight...
*secretly salavates* mmmmm t'was yummy....i couldn't help myself
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*Sits down with an intelligent look on face and a white tac fake nose ring
vell ya i vould try zee monkeys ate my gold fish so i beat them vith the ice cream but in doing so the ice cream box vas damaged so i had to eat it before it escaped and too over zee vorld
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1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
The cat ate it.
Its as simple as that.
Plant the tub next to your feline friend some time.
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Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
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Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
You couldnt help it! The ice-cream was staring at you, calling out your name, telling you in a teeny tiny voice "eat me, eat me"! You were hypnotised, defenseless against it ...
Well, thats my excuse for when I eat something I shouldnt ...
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Poly- my pup dawg eyes never work
FRD- oh no, not brain freeze argh
Linden- zee monkeys zen went and ate heez chunky kit kat too
sakura - i dont have a cat
Lost- thats always my excuse lol
seraph & ravehead- its too late now anyway...
I stupidly washed the container leaving it on the dish rack thinking
ooh i could use this to put things in
and he aint even mentioned it yet hahahaha
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Thats the way my girl
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
ha ha, not so surprising though...men care less about ice cream than women.
to us it's currency, or at least an entire night in, to men it's just cold sugar.
they just don't know what they're missing!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
blame whoever is accusing you "well maybe you ate it" then when they have no proof that they didnt they wont talk about t again and youre off the hook (never works with my mum thou)
and why is it that when youre on a diet you always end up giving in eating more junk food than you would do if you wernt on a diet?
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
ha ha, that's a great answer.
i think i will always blame someone else from now on...... *looking for simian-monkey...*
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I'd use that except he dont suffer memory loss any more.
Bloody teetotalers
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
The voices, the voices in my head made me do it!
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I could say Leppy the Leprechaun did it, but i'd find myself in a padded room....
.... no leppy - no burning today....
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Written by: TinklePants
I'd use that except he dont suffer memory loss any more.
Bloody teetotalers
i don't drink but i am still very gullible & easily confuzled.
what you need is a confusement test to see how likely you are to get away with it.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
still aint been mentioned so i'm in the clear... for now....
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
You could always take the matrix approach...
There is no ice cream.
You just proved it by eating it even though you didnt really eat it coz its not really there.
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Written by: JonnyRok
You could always take the matrix approach...
There is no ice cream.
You just proved it by eating it even though you didnt really eat it coz its not really there.
Surely the original Matrix quote would have been better. That way, you don't really have anything to eat said ice-cream with.
Except a fork, which would be daft.
Willy - is bad for your health...
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446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Hmm... good point
I concede. There is no spoon.
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
but is there a spork? do they really exsist?
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