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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Any photos of the day? 
Any photos of the day?
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I won a £5 amazon voucher today
Which is good cos I've nearly finished the book I'm reading and was just wondering how i was going to afford the next one in the series....
I won a £5 amazon voucher today
Which is good cos I've nearly finished the book I'm reading and was just wondering how i was going to afford the next one in the series....
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Maybe you're not entering the right competitions.
Maybe you're not entering the right competitions.
Meh
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
you know, i had a fortune cookie at cg that we reckon had the lotto numbers in it
since when do i buy a lotto ticket?
you know, i had a fortune cookie at cg that we reckon had the lotto numbers in it
since when do i buy a lotto ticket? GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Cantus: Which competition? I wouldn't mind winning one now.. I'm currently aiming for a 4WD
Lou: Maybe you should! Though I'm still reeling from only getting 2 numbers from our last ticket 
Pige: Pigeon pageants perhaps?
Cantus: Which competition? I wouldn't mind winning one now.. I'm currently aiming for a 4WD
Lou: Maybe you should!
Though I'm still reeling from only getting 2 numbers from our last ticket Pige: Pigeon pageants perhaps?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
ooh! i wanna enter a pigeon pageant-sounds like fun!
ooh! i wanna enter a pigeon pageant-sounds like fun!
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
Wouldn't they eat you dear Maus?
Oh, and Cantus, Colin may have eaten some of the flowers, but Rover told him he was bad and they've both taken off down to the stream for a bit... do you have any carrots about, I fancy a ride...
Wouldn't they eat you dear Maus?
Oh, and Cantus, Colin may have eaten some of the flowers, but Rover told him he was bad and they've both taken off down to the stream for a bit... do you have any carrots about, I fancy a ride...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Pigeon friendly ones perhaps...
Pigeon friendly ones perhaps...
Meh
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Kyri: So have you decided Rover's gender yet?
Kels: lol! A feathered mouse? Don't forget, the minute you start walking without the corresponding head movements, your cover is blown!
Kyri: So have you decided Rover's gender yet?
Kels: lol! A feathered mouse?
Don't forget, the minute you start walking without the corresponding head movements, your cover is blown! SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
hmm some of those posts weren't here when i replied to pigeon.... Maybe the blackhole is coming back
Ry - don't forget when you win the lottery you owe me plane tickets to Nostralia
Pigeon - well, technically you won the Play wet tshirt competition. But only by the virtue of being the only contestant. A fact that i for one feel cheated by (although not as cheated as i felt by the complete lack of wetness to your tshirt)
hmm some of those posts weren't here when i replied to pigeon.... Maybe the blackhole is coming back
Ry - don't forget when you win the lottery you owe me plane tickets to Nostralia
Pigeon - well, technically you won the Play wet tshirt competition. But only by the virtue of being the only contestant. A fact that i for one feel cheated by (although not as cheated as i felt by the complete lack of wetness to your tshirt
) Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
pige: not kicking them is pretty friendly for pigeons - feeding them is even better
pige: not kicking them is pretty friendly for pigeons - feeding them is even better
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Linden have you heard the Spunge song about pigeons?
Linden have you heard the Spunge song about pigeons?
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
*kicks Linden*
*kicks Linden*
Meh
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Again!
Harder!
Again!
Harder!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
See I would send it to him but he usually waits til he's received half the song or vid or whatever then tells me that he's already got it.
I'm starting to think that he's hacked my pc and has copied all my MP3 collection already...
See I would send it to him but he usually waits til he's received half the song or vid or whatever then tells me that he's already got it.
I'm starting to think that he's hacked my pc and has copied all my MP3 collection already...
Meh
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Why sure! Why do you need more than one ticket here though hmm?
Written by: Cantus
Ry - don't forget when you win the lottery you owe me plane tickets to Nostralia
Why sure! Why do you need more than one ticket here though hmm? GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lol that is one song i do not have mr cantus
but yes i have hacked your pc and can i just say some of that stuff is plain wrong
lol that is one song i do not have mr cantus
but yes i have hacked your pc
and can i just say some of that stuff is plain wrong back
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
Boo!
Boo!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well Bugis will want a seat to himself. As we'll be flying 1st class (obviously)
and erm
EEEEKKK!!! Cuttlefish attack!!!
Well Bugis will want a seat to himself. As we'll be flying 1st class (obviously)
and erm
EEEEKKK!!! Cuttlefish attack!!!
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*ducks beneath his anti cuttlefish device (AKA a large umberella)
*ducks beneath his anti cuttlefish device (AKA a large umberella)
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
It's ok. It'll be weeks before he comes back. You know what these mods are like
It's ok. It'll be weeks before he comes back. You know what these mods are like
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
true true
true true
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
you know, i still haven't got proof of this cuttlefishiness
you know, i still haven't got proof of this cuttlefishiness
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
thats because they're sneak attacks
thats because they're sneak attacks
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think it was in my other intro though.
He said something about being a cuttlefish then undulated off towards the horizon...
I think it was in my other intro though.
He said something about being a cuttlefish then undulated off towards the horizon...
Meh
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
mm i remember something of this supposed undulating.. was actually watching a program on cuttlefish last night, very beautiful creatures
mm i remember something of this supposed undulating.. was actually watching a program on cuttlefish last night, very beautiful creatures
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
hahaha, were you watching sex in the bush miss louise? dirty girl.
hahaha, were you watching sex in the bush miss louise? dirty girl.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
u dont find many cuttlefish in bushes
u dont find many cuttlefish in bushes
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
if you mean whyalla by bush, yup, heehe.. and i went to whyalla specifically for that purpose.. and to meet MiG, of course
as my brother's friend so elegantly put it: "you're going scuba diving in whyalla to watch cuttlefish get it on??"
perverted, huh?
if you mean whyalla by bush, yup, heehe.. and i went to whyalla specifically for that purpose.. and to meet MiG, of course
as my brother's friend so elegantly put it: "you're going scuba diving in whyalla to watch cuttlefish get it on??"
perverted, huh?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
oooohh cuttle fish porn :o kinky
oooohh cuttle fish porn :o kinky
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