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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
yes i am. And hopefully Gazzabee is coming too. Aren't you gaz?
yes i am. And hopefully Gazzabee is coming too. Aren't you gaz?
Meh
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old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Posted:
Apparently hes not but jenna told me so it could be a total misrepresentation!
Apparently hes not but jenna told me so it could be a total misrepresentation!
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
bebo sucking even more of my time away from real life... ah well
bebo sucking even more of my time away from real life... ah well
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Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
I've still not had mushrooms.
And I didn't realize linden was male?
really?
And, yes, I may need to sort myself a bit!
Anybody wanting to help?
And a very belated.. to my big brother 
I've still not had mushrooms.
And I didn't realize linden was male?
really?
And, yes, I may need to sort myself a bit!
Anybody wanting to help?
And a very belated..
to my big brother Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
beboaphobia
it will be a tough journey.. but i'm sure i'll make it
beboaphobia
it will be a tough journey.. but i'm sure i'll make it
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
i dont have the mead i gave it back to linden...
i dont have the mead i gave it back to linden...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well talk to brothers spiral or paul....or maybe even lolli, she's not as innocent as she used to beif you'd ventured away from the pooks at Fal4 he'd have drunkenly thrown himself at you. Then you'd have been in no doubt. 
Written by: Kyrian
I've still not had mushrooms.
And I didn't realize linden was male?
Well talk to brothers spiral or paul....or maybe even lolli, she's not as innocent as she used to be
if you'd ventured away from the pooks at Fal4 he'd have drunkenly thrown himself at you. Then you'd have been in no doubt. Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lmao cantus ill drunkenly throw myself at anyone foolish enough to be near me at the time :P
*grudingly passes back the mead and opens up a bottle of sake instead
lmao cantus ill drunkenly throw myself at anyone foolish enough to be near me at the time :P
*grudingly passes back the mead and opens up a bottle of sake instead
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Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
hehe... now. i did venture away from time to time, but i was all losted like... (there was me about a certain bonfire and such. but i was a bit confused.)
i'll be around again at some other point, and maybe be less confused!
maybe.
i'm trying on all my underwear today, so there's possibly some confusion i need help getting rid of....
hehe... now. i did venture away from time to time, but i was all losted like... (there was me about a certain bonfire and such. but i was a bit confused.)
i'll be around again at some other point, and maybe be less confused!
maybe.
i'm trying on all my underwear today, so there's possibly some confusion i need help getting rid of....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
think you just passed some onto me..
Written by: Kyrian
i'm trying on all my underwear today, so there's possibly some confusion i need help getting rid of....
think you just passed some onto me.. BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
i'm packing to move. and i need to find the stuff that fits the best and make sure its all still generally in decent condition... some of its been in a drawer for months now.....
it does make sense!
i'm packing to move. and i need to find the stuff that fits the best and make sure its all still generally in decent condition... some of its been in a drawer for months now.....
it does make sense!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
just had some rather funny imagery of you trying it all on at once!
just had some rather funny imagery of you trying it all on at once!
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
yeep! how can one possibly fit many many bras of the same size around oneself when one is not a child?
well, and have them stay in play without tape or glue or somesuch....
altho if bender is any indication someday someone will become bored adn do just that.....
yeep! how can one possibly fit many many bras of the same size around oneself when one is not a child?
well, and have them stay in play without tape or glue or somesuch....
altho if bender is any indication someday someone will become bored adn do just that.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
It'll be attempted whilst tiger balmed and hooping at some point in the future I'm sure
It'll be attempted whilst tiger balmed and hooping at some point in the future I'm sure
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
being tiger balmed? or tiger balming?
being tiger balmed? or tiger balming?
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well i think you'd need to be fully balmed already or else it will be too crowded within the hoop.
Well i think you'd need to be fully balmed already or else it will be too crowded within the hoop.
Meh
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
you could reach over the hoop, i think if you were sufficiently tall, flexible, and well balanced
you could reach over the hoop, i think if you were sufficiently tall, flexible, and well balanced
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
so dom then?
so dom then?
Meh
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
i'm sure dom's not the only person in the world!
actually my housemate might accomplish that as well.
or, perhaps, a sufficienty short girl would allow most guys to manage...
i'm sure dom's not the only person in the world!
actually my housemate might accomplish that as well.
or, perhaps, a sufficienty short girl would allow most guys to manage...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Kyrian stop making me think about tiger balming girl's nipples!
Kyrian stop making me think about tiger balming girl's nipples!
Meh
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trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
Posted:
dont pretend you dont like being MADE to think about girls nipples cantus!
dont pretend you dont like being MADE to think about girls nipples cantus!
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
i think the hard part is stopping him thinking about them
but this can be solved as well
margret thatcher
i think the hard part is stopping him thinking about them
but this can be solved as well
margret thatcher
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Oh that is cruel ... just plain cruel.
Oh that is cruel ... just plain cruel.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
works though :P
works though :P
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Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
Apparently this is my day to make guys think about such things. I somehow wound up making my friend think about me in a threesome with natalie portman and natalia vodianova earlier today as well. Or at least, he says i made him do this.
Altho he also said this:
ah but in my imagination you are my sex slave
they're just high class hookers...
which mean nothing to me...
which is amusing, anyway.....
incidentally i need to learn to quit inciting all males within a several thousand miles of me into thinking these types of things....
Apparently this is my day to make guys think about such things. I somehow wound up making my friend think about me in a threesome with natalie portman and natalia vodianova earlier today as well. Or at least, he says i made him do this.
Altho he also said this:
ah but in my imagination you are my sex slave
they're just high class hookers...
which mean nothing to me...
which is amusing, anyway.....
incidentally i need to learn to quit inciting all males within a several thousand miles of me into thinking these types of things....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
*walks in*
*reads*
*blinks*
*walks out again*
*walks in*
*reads*
*blinks*
*walks out again*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
But Margaret Thatcher is too old to hoop. She'll break something. Surely?
Definitely too old to have nipples...
But Margaret Thatcher is too old to hoop. She'll break something. Surely?
Definitely too old to have nipples...
Meh
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
above the knees, anyway.
What did i forget? A hug? *hugs anyway*
above the knees, anyway.
What did i forget? A hug? *hugs anyway*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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