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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
just introducing myself seein as i'm new. my name is max and i livee in bideford in devon (england). i've been spinning on and off for ages now but have only really got into it properly very recently. i do staff mainly but most people near me do clubs (jugglling and spinning).
basic stuff:
i'm 15 about 6 foot'ish i do staff my favourite toy is my homemade staff. my hobbies are reading, surfing, fire (obviously), occasional unicycling and life. my favourite authers are terry pratchett, douglas adams, alan moore and katsuhiro otomo.my fave films are the monty python ones and akira. my fave books are the hitchhikers guide series, eric, watchmen and akira.in my spare time i listen to music,spin, play guitar, listen to radio 4 (trust me it's good, either that or i'm old), and do
on my computor. anything else you want to know just ask. 
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UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*holds nose*
Ewwwwww!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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*sprays some oust or neutradol or summink*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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ex boyfriends or ex husbands stink! We should spray them in the face!
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
might as well pluck their eyes ouit when we're at it!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
veteran
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I went sick
We could put it in a bag and throw it at them. Tiz like f****n battery acid 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
*hides from the blood related anti-men brigade*
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Written by: yoni
*jumps under duvet and curls up nder it
warm too
oi thats my spot
if i didn't love you so much i might have to slap your arse
's yoni's arse anyway finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
awww, dont worry, theres loadsa blu luvvin to go around
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
yay thats always goo to hear
any way i made the blanket very big so we can all fit under it screech
tho only people who aren't going to attack other people with spray in the eyes and sick in a bag
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
yay!!
i got my favourite dead kennedy album back finally, i love it
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
kennedy dead
...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
lol
*starts to sing*
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you’ve seen it all
In daddy’s car
Thinkin’ you’ll go far
Back east your type don’t crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin’ that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
It’s time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear¡
It’s a holiday in cambodia
It’s tough, kid, but it’s life
It’s a holiday in cambodia
Don’t forget to pack a wife
You’re a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well you’ll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son¡.
Is a holiday in cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in cambodia
Where you’ll kiss ass or crack
Pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, etc¡.
And it’s a holiday in cambodia
Where you’ll do what you’re told
A holiday in cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*does little jig*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
i have a gimp mask with a gag and i aint afraid to use it!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
sorry bout the lyrics i may delete the post later as to not ofend the mods
There's a prefab building and a funny smell
Around the hill outside of town
Every now and then we wonder
But we shrug our shoulders
And get back to work…
There's a railroad there and trains go by
And there's people locked in cattle cars
And have you noticed
The french fries at the A&W
Taste a little strange?
I drive down to the disco
Pompadour and pink lammé
I bow and blow the doorman
He parts the chain, says join the game
A quick line in the girls room
To the bar for the electrodes
A coin into the right slits
Tape my temple watch me go
Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass
If I lit a match for you
You'd melt before my eyes
C'mere my pretty glow-worm
You look so fine to dance with me
The fly-eye lights are throbbin'
I'm burning up the floor
Whirling twirling
Close my eyes
No faces judging me
But I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass
A Hitler youth in jogging suit
Smiling face banded 'round his arm
Says, 'Line up, you've got work to do
We need dog food for the poor'
A scream bleats out, we're herded into lines
Customized vans wait outside
I'm getting scared of my new home
To Auschwitz condominiums we go
Oh no
Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Let my fingers down your dress
One more time…
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
at least you aint singing so what by the anti nowhere league that'd really upset the mods
then maybe so would bodies by the sex pistols
why is punk music so offensive
its my fave music but i get told off if i sing it
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
where'd the funky music go i was enjoying that
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: yoni
sorry bout the lyrics i may delete the post later as to not ofend the mods
I wouldn't worry about it. In the grand ol' scheme of things, this thread is completley irrelevant.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
irrelevant what do you mean there's plenty of useful things in this thread
god knows where they are
but i'm sure they're here somewhere
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
are u saying i'm not important
the muysic appears to be on my computer playing itself to me sreech
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
i need to get really stoned....
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
you know what i always recomend people for that?
get really stoned
*passes tammie uber spliff
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
cheers max, i like long fat ones
*giggle*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
lol, i forgot what i wrote when i rea that, i was rather shocked
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
you just lost
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: yoni
are u saying i'm not important
Y-es.... thats what I was quite blatantly insinuating.
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cheers max, i like long fat ones
*cheeky grin*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Written by: Fine_Rabid_DogWritten by: yoni
are u saying i'm not important
Y-es.... thats what I was quite blatantly insinuating.
thats ok then i thought u might have been saying somethig else
i've just lost 3 times exremely quickly i ha 2 seperate pm's telling me i had and then a post in here
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Muhahahahahahahaha
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
damn conspiracys against me
and i got all excited when i saw i had 2 pm's
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
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