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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
mmhmm.... i'll have to think about it
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA
oh geez, two very tempting bids...I'm liking the boots of escape since I used to be into role playing stuffs and the raver dog is interesting...Me likes
and then there is the pure sugar...mmm, and the tail poi that I'm liking. plus that moneky is pretty darn cute...I don't know...I just can't decide yet!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i'm confused, cause if i remember rightly Zim and i were bidding on Miss So
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i've figured it out.
i bid the following on Miss _So_:
my pink and white tailed poi,
a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar
a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing
a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)
and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional
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if the image doesn't work, just follow the link
and i bid the following on Miss Kitten:
Arthur the UV Raver monkey's twin brother, Borris, who looks exactly like Arthur
my Tom and Jerry wrist rest
my orangy yellow globug poi
a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional
and a 10kg bag of sugar
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
yeah i was bidding on _So_ .. so ... sorry? i can bid for you too if you'd like
havokist... nice quote from equilibrium.. tis a cool movie
"it's not the message that's important... but our obedience to it." (that quote goes well with a dancing monkey.... or a president)
so... for _So_
the original bid:
-3.7 tons of skill
-the "I Win" button (when pressed you instantly WIN)
-boots of escape (+1 dex, +1 initiative; user can cast Yoface 2/day)
-lifelong "fun and good times" card (expires 2012; day of apocalypse)
-the robotic raver dog
AND
-a cheshire cat hat (cheshire cat is the hookah smokin cat from alice in wonderland)
-four chinese caligraphy figures ("Tao", "female dark-enigma", "the ten-thousand things", and "all beneath heaven")
-Biccardo the Disco Dog (says SIX new disco phrases! "YEAH!" "WOOHOO!" "GET DOWN!" etc.)
-Peter the Duck-Billed Platapus (fluffy and lovable)
-a UV reactant mushroom poster
and
-Mitts Metragnome the Garden Gnome
damn shiggitty!
~Z
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA
oh, sorry for the confusion, I guess I just missed that. oops. well, as of now I would say that Zim is in the lead because I like the Cheshire cat and caligraphy. Plus I love your avatar! go Darko!
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Ok Kitten, Ima bet
-pair of home-made poi.
-2 Boxes of Cadbury eggs
-3 pairs of glow sticks.
-4 Anne Rice Novels
-5 sketches
-and 6 cups of coffee.
oo... aprently i missed the dead line. Poo.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA
hmm, I like that bid...I'll give my final choice after school today! tehe the suspense...
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Written by: Zim
havokist... nice quote from equilibrium.. tis a cool movie
no one seems to know the actual poem which is where i originally got it from
damn the world of films
i'm gonna battle you for her, zim
i bid the following on _so_
the original bids:
my pink and white tailed poi,
a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar
a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing
a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)
and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional
PLUS
a UV pink white and blue star shaped thing with the top layer of it made from spikey soft latex, plus it also vibrates
my HUGE tazmanian devil teddy dressed up in plate armour
a pair of green perspex rave glasses picture modeled by sniper here
and... erm... a... flyer with Jack Skelington on it
picture of Arthur the raver monkey can be found here
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
kyle get me a pic of the glasses dude i (well midian) lost mine a while ago
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
and i bid the following on on Miss kmbkitten:
the original bid:
Arthur the UV Raver monkey's twin brother, Borris, who looks exactly like Arthur
my Tom and Jerry wrist rest
my orangy yellow globug poi
a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional
and a 10kg bag of sugar
PLUS
a cat in the hat hat/samurai jack at the rave hat (a tall hat that's striped red and white)
a Thing 1 pencil topper
a mini model of a car
my leather guitar strap
and a pair of soft silk gloves (+1 DEX)
picture of Borris's identical twin brother Arthur can be found here
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
that'd mean i have to dig them out, and they're packed away in the stuff that i don't directly need for when we move
i'll try to find them
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
check my gallery dude
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well you're now the model for them
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
you sure they're not actually mine? vanished in jilly's a while back after miss kitt yoinked them off my face
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i'm sure, i was bought them as a random present cause they were green and my mum's mate was in cyberdog
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
hmm *isn't convinced*
this mate wouldn't happen to be kitt would it?
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*highlights the words "mum's mate" in red*
kitt's only ever properly spoken to my mum once plus unless kitt happens to be a tall guy, then no
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
ah furry muff. anyhoo back on topic. when can i expect delivery of my lovely pigeon_wigeon? and seeing as i now own her, does this mean i indirectly own frd? if so then i bid him for kmbkitten
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
dude, you're not allowed to bid on kmbkitten
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
why not?
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
because i said so
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
and also that reason...
for the pigeon We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*thought how funny it would be to step out of the way but then realised potential bad outcomes and catches Pigeon*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
now wasn't taht a good outcome?
*runs after Pigeon, catches her and pinches her bum*
i think we should possibly stop filling the auction thread with random acts of kindness and move it over to my thread
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
aww you know i love ya really piji xx
no really when can i expect delivery?
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
dude, just wait
she has to come up to manchester eventually
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
HoP auctions... worse than bloody ebay. more expensive too *looks round at empty house...*
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
you're wearing bells?
next you'll be telling us you can fly...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*in response to oo-lookit-mee-i'm-fulla-crap comment*
yeah well i can fly when no-one's looking
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