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Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
ok heres a thing.......why does buttered bread always land butterside down?................i have a very simple solution..........drop the bread the butter it
im alan partridge........AHA!
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Location: Looking for hidden meaning(tas), Australia
if you stick a bit of bread (butter side out)to a cats back and then droped the cat what would hit the ground first? the bread or the cats paws?
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Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
it would hover milimeters of the ground, cos there is a conflict of interest...
the cat will instinctively land on it's feet, while the bread will be heading to land buttered side down...
using this theory, we could make low cost trains that do not need rails, they hover just off the ground... this would solve the transport issues around the world!
damn! why dirrent people think of this before!?
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Location: North Shore, New Zealand
because not enough people have eaten a big red candle
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92 posts
Location: Looking for hidden meaning(tas), Australia
you REEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYY love big read candles dont you Stevo
"as you journey through life take a moment to stop and think about the other fellow.....He might be plotting something" Hagar the Horrible
"GIMMIE A BAG OF JELLY BEANS OR I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS" The King Of Id
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*reads title*
What?
Yes'm he does... some might call it a fetish.... i think its funny
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Location: Looking for hidden meaning(tas), Australia
have you noticed how much he talks about them in 'AWNSER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION'?
"as you journey through life take a moment to stop and think about the other fellow.....He might be plotting something" Hagar the Horrible
"GIMMIE A BAG OF JELLY BEANS OR I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS" The King Of Id
97 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
yes it makes you a little bit...suspicious
The Salmon moose!
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Location: North Shore, New Zealand
well i just ate a big red candle
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Written by: Shu
it would hover milimeters of the ground, cos there is a conflict of interest...
the cat will instinctively land on it's feet, while the bread will be heading to land buttered side down...
using this theory, we could make low cost trains that do not need rails, they hover just off the ground... this would solve the transport issues around the world!
damn! why dirrent people think of this before!?
but wouldnt this cause a large smushing of cats as the butter slowly melts, bringing cats much closer to the tracks until.......oh, its just not worth thinking about, the catastophe (groan)
*are those my feet?!*
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER
ponder this then.....
why is there always 21 slices of bread in a loaf?
thats not enough to make sandwiches
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
yes it is - you only need 2 slices to make a sandwich, silly
cole. x
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
but the thing is if you make 20 sandwiches with 2 slices of bread you will always have one left over
im alan partridge........AHA!
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER
yuo'd only be able to make 10 sandwiches though and have 1 left over!
I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
make your own bread
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
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yuo'd only be able to make 10 sandwiches though and have 1 left over!
me brains shutdown, i said 20 which is completely wrong
im alan partridge........AHA!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
I like bread.
-James
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enthusiast
249 posts
Location: Exeter, United Kingdom
I like toast
Amazingly i dropped toast and it didnt land butter side down. Does this mean the world will end?!? I thought i saw the threads of the universe start to come apart
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
plus, toast is the obvious answer to the extra slice problem...
10 sandwiches and one slice of toast is feast enough for any man
cole. x
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER
i think you may be a genius!!!
but you can never have just "one" piece of toast.......i need about 4!
so that only leaves 8 sandwiches and a leftover piece of bread.
what to do!!!!
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Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
Kim likes to make cinnamon toast with the swirled chips on them. (swirled chips are chocolate chips with white and semi-sweet chocolate swirled on them...awesome.)
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Location: MANCHESTER
thats a great idea, but it doesn't solve the dilema at hand!!!!
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Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
i am not worried about the delimma on hand...I want some cinnamon toast...we will really be having a delimmma if i dont get none
*walks to the kitchen*
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
but you just had a whole pizza!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
got to have dessert dont I ?
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Location: Looking for hidden meaning(tas), Australia
Google solves everything
"as you journey through life take a moment to stop and think about the other fellow.....He might be plotting something" Hagar the Horrible
"GIMMIE A BAG OF JELLY BEANS OR I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS" The King Of Id
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92 posts
Location: Looking for hidden meaning(tas), Australia
I JUST SOLVED THE SPARE SLICE OF BREAD DILEMA....
make a double layer sandwich
"as you journey through life take a moment to stop and think about the other fellow.....He might be plotting something" Hagar the Horrible
"GIMMIE A BAG OF JELLY BEANS OR I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS" The King Of Id
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Location: North Shore, New Zealand
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE GO HOME AND OPEN YOUR PRESENTS
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
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*slou?
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
*passes stevo a big red candle* merry christmas
. or perhaps the extra slice is for feeding to the ducks?
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Happy holloween
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